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Ancient Document Sheds Light on Trumps Scottish Ancestry

Funny story: Ancient Document Sheds Light on Trumps Scottish Ancestry

It has been revealed that an ancient and valuable document has been found in the Outer Hebrides, part of Scotland, relating to POTUS Donald Trump's Scottish ancestry. The delicate parchment was discovered in a previously-unsearched chamber, deep b...

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Monkey Dust Hits Stoke School in Daytrip Disaster

Funny story: Monkey Dust Hits Stoke School in Daytrip Disaster

Pupils at a local Stoke-on-Trent High School were looking forward to a long-arranged day trip to a popular animal centre today, but disaster struck soon after they arrived. The schoolchildren, aged 11 to 16, were visiting the local "Monkey Forest...

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Bride Hijacks Gay Wedding

Funny story: Bride Hijacks Gay Wedding

Bridezilla, Clara Fluff, was devastated to learn that her Wedding Venue had burned down just three days before her wedding due date, last week. Sobbing and distraught, she asked a local radio station to put out an All Points Bulletin to get her a...

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Suspiciously Striped Zebra At Egyptian Zoo

Funny story: Suspiciously Striped Zebra At Egyptian Zoo

An Egyptian student has accused a zoo in Egypt of painting a donkey with black stripes in order to make it look like a zebra. The student's photograph of the suspicious looking zebra, named Muffin, has been examined by several experts who claim th...

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Multigender Pangender Transgender Couple -Who Wears the Trousers?

Funny story: Multigender Pangender Transgender Couple -Who Wears the Trousers?

Unusually, on waking up, Lesley Jones, of Middlewich, Cheshire, who was born a woman, decides what gender he will be for that day depending on what she feels like. If she feels like he is male on that particular day, he binds his chest, wears trouser...

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UK Reacts To Break In Hot Weather

Funny story: UK Reacts To Break In Hot Weather

The UK was today left reeling after a brief spell of cooler weather. Children were seen staring at the skies in wonder as spots of warm rain fell for the first time in months. One school has planned a weeks' lessons round "warm clothing". Teacher,...

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MBE for Ben Stokes for Brave Defence of Gay Friends During Attack

Funny story: MBE for Ben Stokes for Brave Defence of Gay Friends During Attack

The England cricketer, Ben Stokes, was today put forward for an MBE for his brave defence of a gay couple on a night out in Bristol. Stokes, who was completely sober during the Bristol club-crawl with his mates, first encountered the gay couple af...

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Danielle Lloyd's Secret Wedding Location Revealed

Funny story: Danielle Lloyd's Secret Wedding Location Revealed

Z-list celebrity, Danielle Lloyd, has today confirmed that she will be getting married in secret next year to her short-term fiancé. Danielle stated in exclusive interviews with Closer, Hello, Tatler, and Vegetable Growers Weekly magazines, today,...

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Failing London Cardiac Unit Cites "Dark Forces" in Place

Funny story: Failing London Cardiac Unit Cites "Dark Forces" in Place

A London cardiac unit has claimed "dark forces" and "unruly spirits" are responsible for an increase in cardiac-related deaths over the past 12 months. In a "damning" report, a specialist has blamed a "culture of voodooism" and "black magic" in th...

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Rappers will Become Extinct Within 3 Years

Funny story: Rappers will Become Extinct Within 3 Years

A new report out today, commissioned by GQ Magazine, has concluded that rappers will be extinct within the next 3 years. According to the report, rappers are dying out faster than they are breeding, amongst a culture of drive-by shootings and stab...

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Kim Jong-Un Stages Musical Reception at Nuclear Missile Base

Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Stages Musical Reception at Nuclear Missile Base

After pinkie-promising POTUS Donald Trump that he was "over nuclear arming", North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Un has not halted his nuclear missile programme after all, a UN report has found. Kim Jong-Un is not only defying sanctions and dealing with...

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Charles Bronson Wows at Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Funny story: Charles Bronson Wows at Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Charles Bronson, Britain's most notorious prisoner, has appeared in court by video link today, which he managed to beam to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival for his £30.00 per ticket one-man sellout show. Bronson, also known as Charles Arthur Salvador...

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The Real Reason Liam Left Cheryl

Funny story: The Real Reason Liam Left Cheryl

Liam Payne from Boyband One Direction, has revealed the real reason he left his twice-married wife Cheryl, today. In a typically candid and outspoken interview, Liam revealed that Cheryl was obsessed with her figure, and refused to get pregnant in...

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Man with Machete Holds Up Ice Cream Van

Funny story: Man with Machete Holds Up Ice Cream Van

Desperate measures are being taken, it seems, in the recent heatwave, as a Merseyside man held up an ice cream van with a machete. The Liverpudlian desparado claims he had been passed by no less than four vans in his quest for a 99 for himself and...

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Queen Reveals Why She Wasn't Late for Trump Meeting

Funny story: Queen Reveals Why She Wasn't Late for Trump Meeting

The Queen has unusually chosen to speak out following Donald Trump's accusation that she was fifteen minutes late for her meeting with the United States President. In a statement read out by a Buckingham Palace spokesman, it was revealed that the...

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Heatwave Puts UK Children at Risk

Funny story: Heatwave Puts UK Children at Risk

The current unrelenting humid, sticky, overly-moist heatwave that is sweeping the UK, is putting the nation's children at risk, says a new survey, out today. The survey, commissioned by "Overprotective Parents UK", states that more and more child...

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Met Office Issues Warning Over Dry Grass

Funny story: Met Office Issues Warning Over Dry Grass

In the wake of the current heatwave in the UK, which, as we speak, is causing grass fires to rival the hellish scenes left in Kuwait after Sadam Hussein abandoned the oil fields using his "scorched Earth" policy, the Met office has issued a "dry gras...

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Heavy Rainfall During UK Heatwave Technically Monsoon

Funny story: Heavy Rainfall During UK Heatwave Technically Monsoon

Heavy rainfall which is affecting many parts of the UK causing flash flooding should technically be classed as monsoons, according to the British Meteorological Organization today. Due to the hot, humid weather and everlasting sun resulting from...

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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