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Funny story: Britain Sick To Death of Bloody Meerkats

Britain Sick To Death of Bloody Meerkats

A new Mori survey out today has shown that Great Britain is "sick to death" of meerkats. Meerkats have risen from the relative obscurity of "small mammal" in zoos to play an increasingly large role in today's media and advertising. One large...
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Funny story: Carpet Ride Pensioner Hands Himself In

Carpet Ride Pensioner Hands Himself In

A pensioner has today handed himself in to a top tabloid newspaper after seeing himself on Youtube negotiating traffic with a large rolled up carpet. 87 year old Rod Gripper, claims he was fetching the luxury piece of flooring for Mica, his mates...
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Funny story: Pink Cat Chased Mouse Into Loaf of Bread

Pink Cat Chased Mouse Into Loaf of Bread

In an amazing new twist today it has been revealed that the cat who was dyed pink and thrown over a garden wall actually chased a mouse into a loaf of bread in the Hovis factory. A man has come forward stating that he dialled 999 after spotting th...
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Funny story: Chav Turned Away At Hospital

Chav Turned Away At Hospital

In a recent incident in a Northern hospital complex a chavtastic teenager who swaggered into Ward 101 for a back operation whilst clearly under the influence was turned away. The chav, known only as Carl, was wearing a huge parka style coat, very...
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Funny story: Queen Visits Pawn Shops to Pawn Crown

Queen Visits Pawn Shops to Pawn Crown

It has emerged today that Her Royal Trout, The Queen Elizabeth of Ye Olde England, has been trying to pawn her "rather elaborate and heavy crown" through several pawn shops in the London area. Following a recent investigation into Her Majesties ap...
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Funny story: Cameron Accused of Dumping Lame Dog

Cameron Accused of Dumping Lame Dog

Shocking CCTV footage of David Cameron dumping his lame dog in a park has emerged today, causing outrage among dog lovers, disabled dog lovers, the disabled and Liberal-Democrats. Cameron is seen calling Nick Clegg, who emerges from the back seat...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown Hits Back At Hit Allegations

Gordon Brown Hits Back At Hit Allegations

Hilariously incompetent buffoon Gordon Brown today hit back at suggestions that he is prone to beating his Cabinet members on a regular basis. Brown spoke out in front of a live TV audience after allegations were published that he punched a junio...
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Funny story: Earth Rejects Humans

Earth Rejects Humans

Forget global warming and ice age Winters. According to new scientific thinking the Earth is actually rejecting human life. Following massive global disasters such as hurricanes, tsunamis, floods and landslides affecting every corner of the globe...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Says Ashley Feared For His Ring

Cheryl Cole Says Ashley Feared For His Ring

Footballer Ashley Cole says he feared for his ring after burglars entered his property and tried to take it by force. A terrified Cole, who was unable to run due to a broken ankle, wriggled on the ground towards his telephone while burglars ransa...
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Funny story: UK Government Slams Use of Fake Immigrants

UK Government Slams Use of Fake Immigrants

UK Government representative David Miliband has described the use of fake immigrants as outrageous today. The foreign secretary vowed to "get to the bottom" of the case in Dubai, where several fake immigrants were filmed by gold plated CCTV camera...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover Ginger T.W.A.T Gene

Scientists Discover Ginger T.W.A.T Gene

Scientists have today revealed that they have discovered the DNA strand that makes some people ginger. Following extensively funded research they believe that they can now filter out gingers from the human race altogether. Astonishingly the ginger...
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Funny story: Britains Eating Habits Are Getting Healthier in Credit Crunch

Britains Eating Habits Are Getting Healthier in Credit Crunch

Fast food chains up and down the country are responding to the credit crunch by launching new ranges of tempting meals using less traditional meats. A well known Fried Chicken franchise has launched a new "Persian Chicken" burger and teenagers ev...
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Funny story: Katie Price Launches New Merkin Minge Range

Katie Price Launches New Merkin Minge Range

Pneumatic star Katie Price aka Jordan has today revealed that her new false eyelash range is in fact a new range of designer merkins called "Katies Merkin Minge." Famous for having her finger in one too many business deals Jordan will be launching...
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Funny story: Alexander McQueen Loaned Cheryl Cole's Hair Extensions On Day of Death

Alexander McQueen Loaned Cheryl Cole's Hair Extensions On Day of Death

Top fashion designer Alexander McQueen loaned cute little dimple-cheeked moron Cheryl Cole's hair extensions the day before his suicide by hanging, it was revealed today. Cheryl, famous for being thin, is the new face of L'Oreal hair colouring, wh...
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Funny story: Family Guy Rapped for Using Disability As A Marketing Opportunity

Family Guy Rapped for Using Disability As A Marketing Opportunity

Popular cartoonlike family guy Gordon Brown was today rapped for using his disabled son and the demise of his daughter as a lively topic of conversation in an attempt to make himself more popular. Following his failed attempts at making himself mo...
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Funny story: Pelican Recruited To Assisted Suicide Campaign

Pelican Recruited To Assisted Suicide Campaign

A popular Australian pelican was today recruited to the Assisted Suicide campaign following the release of a news video of the bird trying to finish off a TV presenter. In the video the bird is seen hilariously biting the bottom of a laughing TV p...
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Funny story: Britain's Pensioners Turn To Heroin

Britain's Pensioners Turn To Heroin

Britain's pensioners are turning to hard core drugs in droves to escape the gritty reality of their useless lives in today's society, a report has today revealed. Pensioners are hounding down dealers on sink estates asking for cut price heroin and...
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Funny story: Breakfast Cereal Cartoon Z-Listers Slammed

Breakfast Cereal Cartoon Z-Listers Slammed

A host of Z-list cartoon characters have been slated by a watchdog magazine for failing to entertain today's children. Amongst the slighted stars are The Honey Monster, Tony The Tiger, Snap, Crackle and Pop, Moo the Dairylea cow, Coco the Coco Po...
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