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Funny story: UK/French Defence Plans Drawn Up

UK/French Defence Plans Drawn Up

Further details have emerged today of the pending agreement between the UK and French Governments to share military intelligence and technology in the coming decade. The UK has agreed to hand over full control to the Isle of Wight to France. In ad...
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Funny story: Norwich City Taken Over By Womens Institute!

Norwich City Taken Over By Womens Institute!

Following their humiliating 1-7 defeat at home to Colchester United on the opening day of the football season, it has been confirmed that one time holiday home for knackered, over-rated and unwanted footballers, Norwich City, have been taken over by...
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Funny story: University Attendance To Be "Compulsory"

University Attendance To Be "Compulsory"

University places are to be made available to the entire population of the UK,according to a leading Government spokesman today. Sixty million places have been created and applications will be welcomed from tomorrow. It is expected that, in order...
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Funny story: Tottenham In For Bent!

Tottenham In For Bent!

Tottenham are all set to make a dramatic £15 Million bid for soon to be Sunderland forward Darren Bent. Bent is expected to join Sunderland from the White Hart Lane club later on today for a fee approaching £20 Million. However,Tottenham Manager H...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Is Still A Virgin - No Surprises There!

Russell Brand Is Still A Virgin - No Surprises There!

It was confirmed today that the erroneously titled "comedian" Russell Brand, despite promoting himself as a ladies man who is irresistible to all women, and who has sex between six to eight times a day, is, in fact, still a virgin. "That's why he...
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Funny story: British Government Targets Motorists With ANOTHER Tax!

British Government Targets Motorists With ANOTHER Tax!

A revolutionary new form of car tax is to be introduced by the British Government which, it hopes, will not only help to cut carbon emissions, but also cease claims from the motoring lobby that car users are being unfairly targeted by Government depa...
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Funny story: Tories Soliciting For Funds...Again!

Tories Soliciting For Funds...Again!

More accusations of "Tory Sleaze" erupted today when it emerged prominent Conservative MP's had been seen openly taking and receiving money over the last few days. A Member of the Shadow Cabinet was seen quietly and anonymously taking money from w...
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Funny story: X-Factor Judges At War Again!

X-Factor Judges At War Again!

Both pop insiders and fans of the ITV show "The X Factor" were said to be reeling yesterday as more revelations from the hit show concerning the fractious relationship between the programmes judges were revealed. Norwich based Girlband "Bootiful"...
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Funny story: Fate Of Historic HMS Victory Secured

Fate Of Historic HMS Victory Secured

The fate of the historic "HMS Victory", the famous flagship of Lord Nelson and symbol of British Naval might has been secured in a historic deal today. Fears that the condition of the ship might deteriorate, following an admission by Royal Navy ch...
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Funny story: "Top Gear" Show Causes More Controversy!

"Top Gear" Show Causes More Controversy!

Producers have strongly denied that the latest feature to appear on the popular motoring show "Top Gear" will be harmful to the environment. Previous features on the programme have included a dog vs car race across the unblemished and pure wastes...
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Funny story: New "Green" Tax Unveiled By Government

New "Green" Tax Unveiled By Government

Fears about a new Government "Green Tax" became a reality today when Downing Street announced that it was to be implemented on November 1st, and on a national level. Stating that the tax was "fair and equitable", Chancellor Alistair Darling said t...
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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Disqualified After China GP Win!

Lewis Hamilton Disqualified After China GP Win!

Following his emphatic victory in the Chinese Grand Prix, British racing driver Lewis Hamilton has seen joy turn to despair after being disqualified and relegated to last place by Grand Prix officials, following the end of the race. The Officials...
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Funny story: Prescott: Work? I Don't Know What That Is.

Prescott: Work? I Don't Know What That Is.

Following on from his admission that he didn't know what chino's were, former UK Deputy PM John Prescott has confessed today that he had never heard of the word "work" either, had no idea what it meant, and, upon being given a definition, said that h...
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Funny story: Nursery Rhyme Characters Set To Get ASBOs!

Nursery Rhyme Characters Set To Get ASBOs!

A small Somerset town is recovering today, following a courts decision to award ASBOs to a host of Nursery Rhyme characters who had been causing havoc in the town centre. Ciderlington resident Mary Apple said "...it was terrible. None of us dared...
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Funny story: Death Star Sighted Close To Earth!

Death Star Sighted Close To Earth!

Officials at NASA today urged people not to panic as it was confirmed that the very last act of the famous "Hubble" space telescope had been to take pictures of the so-called "Death Star", a weapon of unimaginable power that was m...
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Funny story: Basil Brush Caught Shoplifting!

Basil Brush Caught Shoplifting!

Sensational news was announced today when it was revealed that long time childrens' TV favourite, Basil Brush, had been arrested for shoplifting in a London department store.
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Funny story: Countryfolk Hit Back At Second Home Owners!

Countryfolk Hit Back At Second Home Owners!

There is uproar and pandemonium on the picturesque North Norfolk coast this morning as it was confirmed that village communities and Parish Council's would, after all, be able to implement a local tax and other costings against second home owners...
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Funny story: Tony Blair Has Massive Tantrum!

Tony Blair Has Massive Tantrum!

Staff at one of London's most prestigious department stores were left stunned today after a surprise visit by PM Tony Blair ended in controversy when the great man had a massive tantrum after his wife, Cherie Blair (QC) wouldn't let him buy a...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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