Jack Bauer, the volatile and unpredictable federal agent on Fox's hit show "24", has been hired to provide security at the Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Sheboygan, Wisc.
In a stunning upset at Sunday's Academy Awards, Martin Scorsese's eyebrows won the Oscar for Best Supporting Director, beating out Clint Eastwood's chin and Ron Howard's bald head.
After fining Vanderbilt University for their fans' unruly behavior after a basketball victory, the SEC has decided to ban cheering from all sporting events.
On the heels of Tim Hardaway telling ESPN radio, "I hate gay people," Bill Gates has followed suit, admitting to Larry King: "I hate nerds."...
America's fondness for toppling evil dictators of totalitarian regimes has extended to a new target: Mike Kryzewski.