Bank of America, Wells Fargo, CitiBank, and other national and local banks have reported that the new Stimulus Checks from the US Government are being returned for lack of funds.
(Spitzonfloor, Norway): "Well that just about freaking tears it!" stated Olaff Yonderhozen, head of the Norwegian Ministry of Frozen Food at a hastily called news conference after being informed by the Svalbard Global Seed Bank Mangers that...
It became painfully obvious during the development of the upcoming Barbara Wawa's prime-time in-depth interview with President Bush, that the President had no idea that the controversial interrogation technique of "waterboarding", which...
In an ironic turn of events US President G. W. Bush has been denied re-entry to the US. This apparent snafu a result of Mr. Bush not having his Passport with him on Air Force 1, nor having any paperwork showing that he has applied for a passport whi...
Early this morning an Emergency Rectal Extractor (ERE) Unit was rushed to the White House. Responding to a 911 call the Walter Reed's Military Extraction team's white Hummer screamed through the new White House Stockade Wall's main gate...
After delivering a stinging dissertation on the ineffectiveness, unprofessional, inflammatory, and completely mishandled foreign policy put into effect by the current administration, Jimmy Carter has back tracked a little on his declaration.
In a bloodless coup, Elizabeth, Queen of England, reasserted ownership of the Colony of Virginia, formally known as Virginia USA. Under cover of a Royal Visit to the Americas the Queen, relying on a decision by the World Court that the Rebellion of...
Telephone polls (taken after waking up the target audience) by Fox (Fair and Balanced R Us!) News show that as a result of the 1st Annual Regan Love Fest, Republican Debate, and Dinner on the Ground last night that just by NOT being there Barack Obam...
In a surprise move Jet Blue has concluded a secret purchase of 6 new AirBus 4380 MFBP aircraft to be delivered prior to the 2008 winter season. Inside sources have detailed Jet Blues' proposed use of the new monster aircraft.
In a closed door White House ceremony President Bush has bestowed the medal of honor on Vice President Cheney for his heroism during the attack in Afghanistan earlier this week.
In a stunning reversal of fortune the head of the Italian - Archeological Antique Society (I-ASS) has been forced to tender his resignation. The internal and public outcry for his ouster has been the direct result of his mishandling of the "Rom...