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Funny story: Stimulus Problems

Stimulus Problems

Bank of America, Wells Fargo, CitiBank, and other national and local banks have reported that the new Stimulus Checks from the US Government are being returned for lack of funds.
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Funny story: Cock-up at Svalbard

Cock-up at Svalbard

(Spitzonfloor, Norway): "Well that just about freaking tears it!" stated Olaff Yonderhozen, head of the Norwegian Ministry of Frozen Food at a hastily called news conference after being informed by the Svalbard Global Seed Bank Mangers that...
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Funny story: Wawa questions Bush

Wawa questions Bush

It became painfully obvious during the development of the upcoming Barbara Wawa's prime-time in-depth interview with President Bush, that the President had no idea that the controversial interrogation technique of "waterboarding", which...
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Funny story: Bush Denied Re-Entry to US

Bush Denied Re-Entry to US

In an ironic turn of events US President G. W. Bush has been denied re-entry to the US. This apparent snafu a result of Mr. Bush not having his Passport with him on Air Force 1, nor having any paperwork showing that he has applied for a passport whi...
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Funny story: An ERE performed at White House

An ERE performed at White House

Early this morning an Emergency Rectal Extractor (ERE) Unit was rushed to the White House. Responding to a 911 call the Walter Reed's Military Extraction team's white Hummer screamed through the new White House Stockade Wall's main gate...
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Funny story: Carter Backs Away.

Carter Backs Away.

After delivering a stinging dissertation on the ineffectiveness, unprofessional, inflammatory, and completely mishandled foreign policy put into effect by the current administration, Jimmy Carter has back tracked a little on his declaration.
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Funny story: Elizabeth Takes Back Virginia

Elizabeth Takes Back Virginia

In a bloodless coup, Elizabeth, Queen of England, reasserted ownership of the Colony of Virginia, formally known as Virginia USA. Under cover of a Royal Visit to the Americas the Queen, relying on a decision by the World Court that the Rebellion of...
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Funny story: Obama Wins!

Obama Wins!

Telephone polls (taken after waking up the target audience) by Fox (Fair and Balanced R Us!) News show that as a result of the 1st Annual Regan Love Fest, Republican Debate, and Dinner on the Ground last night that just by NOT being there Barack Obam...
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Funny story: Jet Blue teams with Air Bus

Jet Blue teams with Air Bus

In a surprise move Jet Blue has concluded a secret purchase of 6 new AirBus 4380 MFBP aircraft to be delivered prior to the 2008 winter season. Inside sources have detailed Jet Blues' proposed use of the new monster aircraft.
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Funny story: Cheney Awarded Medal of Honor following Afghan Attack

Cheney Awarded Medal of Honor following Afghan Attack

In a closed door White House ceremony President Bush has bestowed the medal of honor on Vice President Cheney for his heroism during the attack in Afghanistan earlier this week.
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Funny story: Examination leads to Resignation

Examination leads to Resignation

In a stunning reversal of fortune the head of the Italian - Archeological Antique Society (I-ASS) has been forced to tender his resignation. The internal and public outcry for his ouster has been the direct result of his mishandling of the "Rom...
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Breaking News...

Obama... Ordinary like us.

Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...

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