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Funny story:  FDA Approves Treatment for March Madness

FDA Approves Treatment for March Madness

Asslete Pharmaceuticals announced today that the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has approved Vitalecillin® (vitale baldinate) for the treatment of patients with March Madness Disorder...
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Funny story:  Irish American's Seek to Ban Notre Dame Nickname

Irish American's Seek to Ban Notre Dame Nickname

South Bend, IN - Fed up with what it considers an "incomplete" and "misleading" nickname, thousands of Irish-American activists called upon the University of Notre Dame to refrain from using the phrase "Fighting Irish' un...
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Funny story:  Duke Lacrosse Triumphant in 2007 Opener...and People Care for the First Time Ever

Duke Lacrosse Triumphant in 2007 Opener...and People Care for the First Time Ever

DURHAM, N.C. -- The players stood waiting for their chance to run onto the field. They all knew this was not just another game. For the first time, and likely the only time ever, people gave a shit about a Duke Lacrosse game.
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Funny story:  Hardaway Conquers Homophobia. Now Battles Hobo Phobia.

Hardaway Conquers Homophobia. Now Battles Hobo Phobia.

Miami, FL - Former NBA legend Tim Hardaway apologized Sunday for his anti-gay remarks, telling a Miami television station, "I didn't mean to say that. Or more accurately - I didn't mean to get caught saying that. How was I to know that &...
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Funny story:  Bengals Change Stripes to Bars

Bengals Change Stripes to Bars

Cincinnati, OH- Cincinnati Bengals' owner, Mike Brown, has decided to roll with the times by changing the Bengals traditional orange and black striped uniforms to detention-orange jumpsuits with horizontal black bars.Brown described players as be...
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Funny story:  Amaechi Shouts, "Stop the Press. I'm Not Gay - Just Really, Really Happy"

Amaechi Shouts, "Stop the Press. I'm Not Gay - Just Really, Really Happy"

London - On the eve of his autobiographical release "Man in the Middle," former professional basketball player, John Amaechi called an urgent press conference to make an announcement regarding the allegations made about his homosexuality.
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Funny story:  Bonds Tests Positive for Floyd Landis

Bonds Tests Positive for Floyd Landis

SAN FRANCISCO, CA Embattled San Francisco slugger, Barry Bonds, can no longer dodge allegations of steroid abuse, after reportedly testing positive for Floyd Landis. MLB officials began to investigate last Friday, after photographs surfaced which ap...
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Funny story:  Colts Unveil Secret of Super Bowl Winning Defense

Colts Unveil Secret of Super Bowl Winning Defense

Indianapolis - Basking in the after-glow of a resounding Super Bowl victory, Head Coach, Tony Dungy disclosed the closely guarded secret to the Colt's playoff winning strategy: "We hired Dr. Phil as our Defensive Coordinator".
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John Walsh's PTSD doctor in plagiarism scandal

Army doctor filed the same medical review hundreds of times for soldiers looking to get tax free disability pay!

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