Asslete Pharmaceuticals announced today that the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has approved Vitalecillin® (vitale baldinate) for the treatment of patients with March Madness Disorder...
South Bend, IN - Fed up with what it considers an "incomplete" and "misleading" nickname, thousands of Irish-American activists called upon the University of Notre Dame to refrain from using the phrase "Fighting Irish' un...
DURHAM, N.C. -- The players stood waiting for their chance to run onto the field. They all knew this was not just another game. For the first time, and likely the only time ever, people gave a shit about a Duke Lacrosse game.
Miami, FL - Former NBA legend Tim Hardaway apologized Sunday for his anti-gay remarks, telling a Miami television station, "I didn't mean to say that. Or more accurately - I didn't mean to get caught saying that. How was I to know that &...
Cincinnati, OH- Cincinnati Bengals' owner, Mike Brown, has decided to roll with the times by changing the Bengals traditional orange and black striped uniforms to detention-orange jumpsuits with horizontal black bars.Brown described players as be...
London - On the eve of his autobiographical release "Man in the Middle," former professional basketball player, John Amaechi called an urgent press conference to make an announcement regarding the allegations made about his homosexuality.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA Embattled San Francisco slugger, Barry Bonds, can no longer dodge allegations of steroid abuse, after reportedly testing positive for Floyd Landis. MLB officials began to investigate last Friday, after photographs surfaced which ap...
Indianapolis - Basking in the after-glow of a resounding Super Bowl victory, Head Coach, Tony Dungy disclosed the closely guarded secret to the Colt's playoff winning strategy: "We hired Dr. Phil as our Defensive Coordinator".
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