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FDA Approves Treatment for March Madness

Funny story: FDA Approves Treatment for March Madness

Asslete Pharmaceuticals announced today that the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has approved Vitalecillin® (vitale baldinate) for the treatment of patients with March Madness Disorder...

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Irish American's Seek to Ban Notre Dame Nickname

Funny story: Irish American's Seek to Ban Notre Dame Nickname

South Bend, IN - Fed up with what it considers an "incomplete" and "misleading" nickname, thousands of Irish-American activists called upon the University of Notre Dame to refrain from using the phrase "Fighting Irish' un...

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Duke Lacrosse Triumphant in 2007 Opener...and People Care for the First Time Ever

Funny story: Duke Lacrosse Triumphant in 2007 Opener...and People Care for the First Time Ever

DURHAM, N.C. -- The players stood waiting for their chance to run onto the field. They all knew this was not just another game. For the first time, and likely the only time ever, people gave a shit about a Duke Lacrosse game.

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Hardaway Conquers Homophobia. Now Battles Hobo Phobia.

Funny story: Hardaway Conquers Homophobia. Now Battles Hobo Phobia.

Miami, FL - Former NBA legend Tim Hardaway apologized Sunday for his anti-gay remarks, telling a Miami television station, "I didn't mean to say that. Or more accurately - I didn't mean to get caught saying that. How was I to know that &...

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Bengals Change Stripes to Bars

Funny story: Bengals Change Stripes to Bars

Cincinnati, OH- Cincinnati Bengals' owner, Mike Brown, has decided to roll with the times by changing the Bengals traditional orange and black striped uniforms to detention-orange jumpsuits with horizontal black bars.Brown described players as be...

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Amaechi Shouts, "Stop the Press. I'm Not Gay - Just Really, Really Happy"

Funny story: Amaechi Shouts, "Stop the Press. I'm Not Gay - Just Really, Really Happy"

London - On the eve of his autobiographical release "Man in the Middle," former professional basketball player, John Amaechi called an urgent press conference to make an announcement regarding the allegations made about his homosexuality.

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Bonds Tests Positive for Floyd Landis

Funny story: Bonds Tests Positive for Floyd Landis

SAN FRANCISCO, CA Embattled San Francisco slugger, Barry Bonds, can no longer dodge allegations of steroid abuse, after reportedly testing positive for Floyd Landis. MLB officials began to investigate last Friday, after photographs surfaced which ap...

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Colts Unveil Secret of Super Bowl Winning Defense

Funny story: Colts Unveil Secret of Super Bowl Winning Defense

Indianapolis - Basking in the after-glow of a resounding Super Bowl victory, Head Coach, Tony Dungy disclosed the closely guarded secret to the Colt's playoff winning strategy: "We hired Dr. Phil as our Defensive Coordinator".

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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