Volte-faces and TV comebacks are two-a-penny of course, but the return of the Goodies is something else! After the tear-stained (onion-flavoured glycerine) outpouring of remorse and despair over her spoilt lifestyle, Jade has vowed to work in her loc...
In court for the 98th day of continuous cross-examination, Dame Kiwi Ke Tanawa insisted the smell of fetid underwear was why she could not go ahead with a tour with Aussie John Farnham.
In a totally bizarre break from the long-standing tradition, England have beaten Australia in a cricket match. Admittedly they had to bring the Irish in to help them out on the lend-lease scheme, but let nothing detract from the shocking and probably...
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