The lunar eclipse on Sunday the 4th of March 2007 has marked a comeback in the numbers of werewolves across the world, cosmologist and naturalist Michael Bull claimed today.
The five Britons kidnapped in northern Ethiopia were found last night wandering a disused quarry, each having turned blue and with several extra limbs each.
The boy held for firing a gun in his local McDonalds has protested innocence today, claiming that he had no idea what he was holding and wanted to see what it would do.
The solution to climate change was proclaimed this morning by top government research scientists, and surprised many.
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