An amazing breakthrough in tobacco technology has led to the development of smoke free Cigarette.
Manchester, wounded by Gordon Brown's decision to disembowel the plans for a super casino, is fighting back with revised plans for a Colosseum for gladiatorial battles between lower middle class people from around the country.
Shocking and disturbing revelations are emerging about the internationally hated BB8 contestant, Charley Urethra. The 22 year old allegedly ate a Macaw Parrot in a fit of madness only days before she entered the Big Brother house.
In an unusual twist, the George Bush wristwatch has revealed that it planned its own disappearance. The valuable timepiece is currently in hiding in the Albanian countryside and in a secret interview told a BBC reporter of its remarkable defection.
As if the cost of living wasn't sky high enough, the government slaps on more sky high tax for being sky high.
In a remarkable change of heart celebrity chef and school dinner campaigner, Jamie Oliver, admits that healthy food can seriously damage your heath.
It's been a bad week for Lord Levy. New and disturbing allegations have been made against Tony Blair's personal fund raiser Lord Levy.
It emerged earlier today that Little Red Riding Hood is said to be fearing for her life after plans to reintroduce wolves into Scotland.
John Reid, the Home Secretary, has declared his decision to turn Milton Keynes into Britain's highest security prison. Following today's announcement that Manchester will be the new European capital of gambling, competing with the sophisticat...
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