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Missing Children Believed Shaved Say Amish Detectives.

Funny story: Missing Children Believed Shaved Say Amish Detectives.

News just in of a bizarre twist in a recent spate of child kidnappings in Rio De Janero. For several months, small young children all aged around five or six have been mysteriously disappearing from the streets of Rio in Brazil near Chile.

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Doctors at Lowest Point Ever

Funny story: Doctors at Lowest Point Ever

In a report out today, statistics show that Doctors' morale is at it's lowest point since records began in 1554.

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Man Attacked By Hamster

Funny story: Man Attacked By Hamster

Armed police were called to a house in Evesham today after a man was attacked by a crazed escaped hamster.

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Gorby and JK Rowling in Charity Gala

Funny story: Gorby and JK Rowling in Charity Gala

A gilttering array of stars attended a Gala evening hosted by former Russian communal President Mikhail Gorbachev. The event was held to raise funds in aid of the charity namede after Gorbachev's late wife.

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Brown To Get Tough on Terror

Funny story: Brown To Get Tough on Terror

Gordon Brown has announced that he is to get tough on terror by awarding police sweeping new powers; for example: extending the current 28 day detention for questioning suspected terrorists to 25 years.

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Bush Urges Meeting to Curb Unwanted Emmisions

Funny story: Bush Urges Meeting to Curb Unwanted Emmisions

George Bush has recently bee criticised for his stance on global warming. So far, George has given the impression that he doesn't care a tinker's cuss about the planet and is more concerned with other stuff but has just announced that 15 infl...

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Whales Attacked Over Japanese Hunt

Funny story: Whales Attacked Over Japanese Hunt

Whales have been severely criticised over their request to the International Hunting Commission, to lift the moratorium on the commercial hunting of the Japanese.

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Big Brother Housemates in Jam

Funny story: Big Brother Housemates in Jam

The eigth series of Big Brother is set to hit our screens this summer and news of the housemates have just been announced. This year there will be a member of the womens' institute and an old granny and a child who is a member of techno beat comb...

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Man to Eat Queen?

Funny story: Man to Eat Queen?

A British artist is said to be ready and and willing to a member of the royal family live on TV. A source informed us that this was in protest at the way Prince Philip is possibly perceived by the press and the general public as a cruel bigoted snob,...

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17 and Always Drunk

Funny story: 17 and Always Drunk

Figures published today have shown that most 17-24 year olds spend their lives drunk. It has also revealed that more and more of our young people are going the same way.

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Teletubbies Too Sexy for Polish TV

Funny story: Teletubbies Too Sexy for Polish TV

News just in from our Polish children's TV correspondant has told us that an investigation is to be launched as to whether the cult TV children's drama "Teletubbies" promotes homosexuality.

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Museum Exhibit Confirms Earth Made In Seven Days.

Funny story: Museum Exhibit Confirms Earth Made In Seven Days.

A startling new exhibition in America has confirmed what religion people and the authors of the bible have said all along; the Earth and all it's animals were made in six days by God.

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Police Stop and Question Means Prizes

Funny story: Police Stop and Question Means Prizes

New police powers are being considered that will mean that any officer is allowed to stop and question. This is part of the new crackdown on terrorists.

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Emperor of Japan to Dine At Heathrow

Funny story: Emperor of Japan to Dine At Heathrow

Emperor Akihito and his Mrs are to dine with the Queen and Prince Philip when they visit the country on Sunday 27 May.

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Nine Year Old In Cash For Honours Scandal

Funny story: Nine Year Old In Cash For Honours Scandal

A nine year old girl in Berlin has been arrested by Interpol and is now being questioned by British detectives regarding the cash for honours scandal which almost broke Tony Blair.

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Trades Descriptions Hits Bands Hard

Funny story: Trades Descriptions Hits Bands Hard

A Bill is about to get its third and final reading in the Commons next week which could affect many of our up and coming British rock music groups.

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Men Prefer to Use The Backdoor

Funny story: Men Prefer to Use The Backdoor

A pointless survey carried out by some market reasearchers has shown that more and more British men prefer to use the back door rather than the front. Research showed a twenty percent increase in males under twenty using the back door on last year.

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Blair Will Not Take Brown Up the EU

Funny story: Blair Will Not Take Brown Up the EU

Tony Blair has announced that he will not be taking Gordon Brown to negotiations on the European constitution.

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Breaking news…

Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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