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Funny story: Menstruating Hyena Hunter Criticizes All Crocodile Hunters

Menstruating Hyena Hunter Criticizes All Crocodile Hunters

Hell On Earth, Africa - Not so famous Menstruating Hyena Hunter George Nigelson today launched into a critical diatribe against his more famous brothers in wild animal hunting who focus on the safer non-menstruating type species such as crocodiles, a...
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Funny story: Mayor Rethinks "Police Sirens for Everyone" Policy

Mayor Rethinks "Police Sirens for Everyone" Policy

Toledo, Ohio - Mayor Carty Finkbeiner announced today that his latest city program to issue every resident their own police siren on the condition that they would use it only if faced with a "real emergency" was maybe not so good of an ide...
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Funny story: Man Downgrades "Lucky" Underwear to "Mildly Fortunate"

Man Downgrades "Lucky" Underwear to "Mildly Fortunate"

Detroit, Michigan - In a startling turnabout today George Nigelson announced that his formerly favorite pair of "Lucky" underwear had recently let him down so he is now officially downgrading their status to "Mildly Fortunate".
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Funny story: Mirrors Actually Lie a Good 10% of the Time

Mirrors Actually Lie a Good 10% of the Time

A spokesman for the International Mirror's Union (IMU) today gave a sly wink when asked about the urban legend that mirrors never lie.
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Funny story: Werewolves Once Again Trounce Were-Hippopotami In Last Year's Horror Index

Werewolves Once Again Trounce Were-Hippopotami In Last Year's Horror Index

London - Although much better at synchronized swimming, London's Order of Were-Hippopotami were forced to respond today to their dismal 2006 General Horror Index Rating as compared to their brothers in lycanthropy the Werewolves.
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Funny story: Big Ben Charged With Domestic Assault Against The Atomic Clock

Big Ben Charged With Domestic Assault Against The Atomic Clock

London - Big Ben, more popularly known as St. Stephen's Tower, was formally charged today with Domestic Assault against the Atomic Clock. Big Ben's attorney has claimed that the Atomic Clock was "asking for it" by repeatedly remind...
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Funny story: After Destroying Several Major U.S. Cities, Alien Robots Now Starring in Beer Commercials

After Destroying Several Major U.S. Cities, Alien Robots Now Starring in Beer Commercials

The Ruins Formerly Known as Chicago - The Alien Robots that have been responsible for creating a path of unprecedented destruction by leveling entire cities and their surrounding communities since arriving on Earth last month, have announced today th...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Tops List of Celebrities Least Likely to Have Well Groomed Naughty Bits

Rosie O'Donnell Tops List of Celebrities Least Likely to Have Well Groomed Naughty Bits

Hollywood, California - A Hollywood based think tank today concluded that the best way to garner cheap publicity for itself would be to create a list of celebrities that would, after careful consideration of all known facts, be least likely to have a...
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Funny story: Oxford Dictionary Officially Changes Alphabetical Order to Put "U" and "I" Together

Oxford Dictionary Officially Changes Alphabetical Order to Put "U" and "I" Together

Oxford, England - Look at you being all foxy, all by yourself at the end of the bar you foxilicious baby doll you. Can I buy you a drink? Have you heard the latest news?...
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Funny story: Charles Manson Takes 1st Prize in Square Dance Contest

Charles Manson Takes 1st Prize in Square Dance Contest

Grand Forks, North Dakota - In a thrilling come from behind victory today, Charles Manson overtook 2 time champion Ned Sparks by scoring a 9 out of 10 in the freestyle round of the annual Grand Forks Square Dance Contest.
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Funny story: First Whore on Mars Due to Land in 5 Days

First Whore on Mars Due to Land in 5 Days

Cape Canaveral - Excitement has risen to a fever pitch this week among NASA scientists here as the latest and perhaps most controversial mission to Mars is due to land on the mysterious red planet this Monday. The landing culminates the nearly 2 yea...
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Funny story: Maple Tree Found with Perky Breasts

Maple Tree Found with Perky Breasts

Fergus Falls, Minnesota - It was just another morning of collecting fresh maple syrup for Kenneth "OK" Oakley, or so he thought. As it turns out fate had quite a surprise in store for this 46 year old syrup rustler.
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Funny story: Scientist Discovers That Whenever Someone Says "Anyhoo" a Demon Gets Its Wings

Scientist Discovers That Whenever Someone Says "Anyhoo" a Demon Gets Its Wings

Malibu, California - In a dramatic press conference held today at a Sleep Inn just off the Pacific Coast Highway, it was revealed by Trip Diamond, renowned metaphysical scientist to the stars, that whenever someone substitutes the word "anyhoo&...
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