Aug. 25, 2008 - In an attempt to deflect American voters' attention from the Democratic Party Convention, John McCain today announced his Vice Presidential running mate. With Barack Obama having named Joseph Biden two days ago, McCain named Bigfoot,...
In an attempt to quell the public furor over his recent comments and to satisfy his supporters unquenchable thirst for anything Obama, U.S. Senator Barack Obama is joining with the Coca-Cola company to market 'Countryside Lemonade'.
Today, Feb. 22, marks the 10th anniversary of the birth of Dolly, the cloned sheep. Dolly is now stuffed for display in a Scotland museum.
After all the fallout from leaving rehab after only 24 hours, flashing her crotch at paparazzi, shaving her head bald a-la Sinead O'Connor, and other incidents, Britney Spears' handlers have concluded that "desperate times call for despe...
With the news that the state of New Jersey has legalized civil unions between same sex couples, comes another tidbit.
In a follow up story to the revelation that Britney Spears bizarre behavior could be due to having consumed contaminated Peter Pan peanut butter, sources have learned that the empty jars left in the rehab center were retrieved by a maid and put up fo...
Feb. 26, 2007. Al Gore who was presented with an Oscar last night for Best Documentary for An Inconvenient Truth, today was informed that he would have to give the Trophy back after losing in a recount.
There may be a simple explanation for the latest in a series of bizarre incidents involving Britney Spears. During her 24 hour stint in rehab in Antigua, the Pop Princess indulged in one of her lesser known vices: Peter Pan peanut butter.
Upon completion of his second and final term as President, George W. Bush will star in his own one man Off-Broadway show, The Bush Monologues. In the show, Bush will talk about the one thing he hasn't screwed up in his administration...as soon as...
In a surprise move, George W. Bush named former Astronaut Lisa Nowak to head the IRS, FEMA and the Border Patrol. Before Nowak can assume her duties she must be cleared of any charges in the "Diapergate" incident.
After the mass wedding ceremony in Tehran today with the Rev. Sun Myung Moon presiding, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and David "Daisy" Duke were whisked away to "Gay Paree" for the honeymoon. There were several hundred other couples united...
While boarding a helicopter today, President George W. Bush was asked his reaction to yesterday's news that Iran had legalized same sex unions.
(Al Manziera) In an unexpected victory for gays in Iran, gay marriage was legalized today. Following the February Holocaust Denial Conference hosted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his new "main squeeze" Klan Leader David Duke, the couple jointl...
Depends, the manufacturers of adult diapers are to unveil a new ad campaign. The new ads, unfortunately too late to premier during the Super Bowl, will feature none other than Astronaut Lisa Nowak.
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