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Funny story: John McCain Chooses Bigfoot As Running Mate

John McCain Chooses Bigfoot As Running Mate

Aug. 25, 2008 - In an attempt to deflect American voters' attention from the Democratic Party Convention, John McCain today announced his Vice Presidential running mate. With Barack Obama having named Joseph Biden two days ago, McCain named Bigfoot,...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Markets Urine As 'Countryside Lemonade'

Barack Obama Markets Urine As 'Countryside Lemonade'

In an attempt to quell the public furor over his recent comments and to satisfy his supporters unquenchable thirst for anything Obama, U.S. Senator Barack Obama is joining with the Coca-Cola company to market 'Countryside Lemonade'.
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Funny story: Scientists Mark Dolly The Sheep's Anniversary

Scientists Mark Dolly The Sheep's Anniversary

Today, Feb. 22, marks the 10th anniversary of the birth of Dolly, the cloned sheep. Dolly is now stuffed for display in a Scotland museum.
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Funny story: Britney Spears To Hire Image Consultant

Britney Spears To Hire Image Consultant

After all the fallout from leaving rehab after only 24 hours, flashing her crotch at paparazzi, shaving her head bald a-la Sinead O'Connor, and other incidents, Britney Spears' handlers have concluded that "desperate times call for despe...
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Funny story: Tim Hardaway and John Amaechi To Join Nets

Tim Hardaway and John Amaechi To Join Nets

With the news that the state of New Jersey has legalized civil unions between same sex couples, comes another tidbit.
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Funny story: Britney Spears' Empty Jars of Peter Pan For Sale on Ebay

Britney Spears' Empty Jars of Peter Pan For Sale on Ebay

In a follow up story to the revelation that Britney Spears bizarre behavior could be due to having consumed contaminated Peter Pan peanut butter, sources have learned that the empty jars left in the rehab center were retrieved by a maid and put up fo...
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Funny story: Al Gore Loses Oscar Recount

Al Gore Loses Oscar Recount

Feb. 26, 2007. Al Gore who was presented with an Oscar last night for Best Documentary for An Inconvenient Truth, today was informed that he would have to give the Trophy back after losing in a recount.
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Funny story: What's Gotten Into Britney Spears? Peter Pan Peanut Butter

What's Gotten Into Britney Spears? Peter Pan Peanut Butter

There may be a simple explanation for the latest in a series of bizarre incidents involving Britney Spears. During her 24 hour stint in rehab in Antigua, the Pop Princess indulged in one of her lesser known vices: Peter Pan peanut butter.
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Funny story: Bush To Star In One Man Play: The Bush Monologues

Bush To Star In One Man Play: The Bush Monologues

Upon completion of his second and final term as President, George W. Bush will star in his own one man Off-Broadway show, The Bush Monologues. In the show, Bush will talk about the one thing he hasn't screwed up in his administration...as soon as...
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Funny story: Bush Appoints Nowak To Head Gov. Agency

Bush Appoints Nowak To Head Gov. Agency

In a surprise move, George W. Bush named former Astronaut Lisa Nowak to head the IRS, FEMA and the Border Patrol. Before Nowak can assume her duties she must be cleared of any charges in the "Diapergate" incident.
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Funny story: Ahmadinejad and Duke Honeymoon In France

Ahmadinejad and Duke Honeymoon In France

After the mass wedding ceremony in Tehran today with the Rev. Sun Myung Moon presiding, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and David "Daisy" Duke were whisked away to "Gay Paree" for the honeymoon. There were several hundred other couples united...
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Funny story: George W. Bush Reacts To Iranian Gay Marriage News

George W. Bush Reacts To Iranian Gay Marriage News

While boarding a helicopter today, President George W. Bush was asked his reaction to yesterday's news that Iran had legalized same sex unions.
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Funny story: Iran Legalizes Gay Marriage

Iran Legalizes Gay Marriage

(Al Manziera) In an unexpected victory for gays in Iran, gay marriage was legalized today. Following the February Holocaust Denial Conference hosted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his new "main squeeze" Klan Leader David Duke, the couple jointl...
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Funny story: Depends To Unveil New Ad Campaign

Depends To Unveil New Ad Campaign

Depends, the manufacturers of adult diapers are to unveil a new ad campaign. The new ads, unfortunately too late to premier during the Super Bowl, will feature none other than Astronaut Lisa Nowak.
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Queen of Sheba Susan Rice Demands Hagel's Head

"QueenSheba" Rice had a hissy fit over SecDef Hagel's failure to mouth the Regime's spin on foreign threats. She issued a beheading decree,only deflected by Court Jester "Loony Joe" Biden's ravings.
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