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Bush bids for Popeye's arms on ebay

Funny story: Bush bids for Popeye's arms on ebay

IN AN MOVING emergency address to the nation, President George W Bush last night dropped a bombshell on his fellow Americans when he delivered the news that he has purchased cartoon superstar Popeye's arms to aid against the war on global terror.

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Prof Stephen Hawking to sing at Glastonbury

Funny story: Prof Stephen Hawking to sing at Glastonbury

FRESH from his victory at the Iron Man Triathlon across the mountainous landscape of Peru last week, Professor Stephen Hawking has announced that he is set to hit the stage.

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Thatcher's death - celebrity hypochrites sing her praises

Funny story: Thatcher's death - celebrity hypochrites sing her praises

TWO-FACED celebrities were coming out of the woodwork today, after the news that Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died of syphilis.

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Rumsfeld defends 'racist' Chinese gesture

Funny story: Rumsfeld defends 'racist' Chinese gesture

US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has defended comments made during an international summit on race relations last week, when he allegedly pulled faces at the Chinese delegate, and asked for an order of "Flied lice".

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Thatcher's funeral - nation celebrates!!!

Funny story: Thatcher's funeral - nation celebrates!!!

"Ding dong . . . . . the witch is gone!" This is the unifying chant which has brought an entire nation to a climactic celebration in Scotland which has become a Mecca for party-goers across Britain.

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Bush found dressed as horse - flogged to death by satire writers

Funny story: Bush found dressed as horse - flogged to death by satire writers

THE Spoof Newsdesk was thrown into a state of panic today, after the announcement of George Bush's death forced them to face the fact that they will now have very little to write about in the future.

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Mrs Skeletor to stand by husband after Evil-Lyn sex allegations

Funny story: Mrs Skeletor to stand by husband after Evil-Lyn sex allegations

IN A moving speech last night, the wife of Eternia's most ruthless supervillain made a controversial pledge to stand by her embattled husband after a week of scandalous allegations regarding his extra-marital sex life.

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Failed 'shoe bomber' just blows own legs off

Funny story: Failed 'shoe bomber' just blows own legs off

A BOTCHED bid by a 'shoe bomber' to blow up a transatlantic airliner had hilarious consequences today when he entertained passengers by having his legs fly to either end of the plane.

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Jilted Ken tells of "living hell with Barbie"

Funny story: Jilted Ken tells of "living hell with Barbie"

IT WAS with tears in his synthetic eyes that plastic American icon Ken opened his heart to The Spoof this week, as the recently dumped male doll revealed the "raging drug fueled attacks" he regularly suffered at the hands of his form...

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Human rights chiefs: American 'Sack Ripper' weapon is 'inhumane'

Amnesty international chiefs have slammed a new US anti-personnel weapon, demanding it be recalled from use.

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Shipman's corpse ordered to finish his sentence.

Funny story: Shipman's corpse ordered to finish his sentence.

IN A shock announcement this morning, Home Secretary David Blunkett has ordered that serial killer Harold Shipman finish his life prison sentence, despite being dead since mid January.

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Shipman murdered by prison doctor - irony wasted on Sky News

IT HAS been revealed that jailed serial killer, Harold Shipman was murdered in his cell by the prison doctor late last night.

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Dead hand up bird's arse to save British entertainment

Funny story: Dead hand up bird's arse to save British entertainment

IT WAS revealed this week, that in a desperate bid to save the British entertainment industry, the hand of dead puppeteer Rod Hull will be re-animated and inserted in his loveable sidekick, Emu.

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Barrymore forgiven by public AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny story: Barrymore forgiven by public AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

ANOTHER six series were awarded to disgraced TV host, Michael Barrymore, after the flagging star, opened his heart and confessed, AGAIN!...

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Pikeys mourn those lost in disaster

Funny story: Pikeys mourn those lost in disaster

TODAY was a solemn day for Scotland's community of Travellers, as they remembered those lost in the September 12th disaster. It was only a few months ago, that the disater occurred, when a McDonalds lorry, crashed into the capital of the Pikey se...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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