NORFOLK, Va. -- The latest claim made by Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) -- that everyone is his friend, is being denied by voters across the nation, including those at Belmont University in Tennessee, where the debate took...
NORFOLK, Va. -- Federal authorities today charged God with the rape of Mary, the mother of Jesus.
NORFOLK, Va. - For nearly seven months, Old Dominion University senior Mary O'Brien kept silent about the end of the only relationship she'd ever had. Despite her parents' coaxing and roommates' encouragement to speak, the psychology...
NORFOLK. Va. - A 10-year study on human sexuality and reproduction showed that in the human species, 100 percent of those who get pregnant are women, while the percentage of pregnant men remains at zero, scientists from the National Organization for...
DAVIE, Fla. - Suspended Miami Dolphins running back Ricky Williams hopes to get reinstated by the National Football League and get traded to the Atlanta Falcons, agent Lee Steinberg said Thursday night.
NEW YORK -- In a landslide, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens was nominated the Associated Press Sports Writers "Asshole of the Year" Wednesday night.
WASHINGTON, DC -- In yet another twist to his ever-changing saga, President George W. Bush yesterday referred to former President Gerald Ford as "Henry Ford" during his weekly radio address to the nation.
SALT LAKE CITY -- Attorneys for former Christians in America announced today they will file a lawsuit against all Christian churches for false advertising and emotional distress, according to documents filed in the US 3rd District Court in Utah.
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