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UN Weapons Inspectors refused admission to Presidential Palaces

Funny story: UN Weapons Inspectors refused admission to Presidential Palaces

New York - The United Nations Security Council erupted in outrage today when it was revealed that United Nations weapons inspectors were refused admission to the Presidential Palaces of a member state.

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Britain Reclaims Virginia

Funny story: Britain Reclaims Virginia

Virginia - Red Coats were today consolidating their positions across the state of Virginia after Queen Elizabeth II reclaimed the colony for the British Empire.

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Ken Livingstone was Skeletor in previous life

Funny story: Ken Livingstone was Skeletor in previous life

London - Today London Mayor woke up bored journalists at his hourly press conference by revealing that in a previous life he was employed as Skeletor in the masters of the Universe fighting on behalf of all that is bad and working against the treache...

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Living is harmful to your health

Funny story: Living is harmful to your health

Geneva. World Health Opposition scientists today revealed that staying alive was actually detrimental to your health. Statistics costing gazillions of euros of public money revealed that people who are alive are much more likely to die or become sick...

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Game of Rock Paper Scissors to decide middle East question

Funny story: Game of Rock Paper Scissors to decide middle East question

Bethlehem: After millennia arguing about the dubious contracts laid down by the lord promising the West Bank to two religions, it has finally been decided that leaders of the international Arab community and Israel will meet at midnight on December 3...

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News of Bin Laden on Mars wins $3billion funding for NASA

Funny story: News of Bin Laden on Mars wins $3billion funding for NASA

Washington - NASA officials today were celebrating winning $3billion of funding to look for Osama Bin Laden on Mars. After 5 years of searching and not even a footprint, the Saudi Embassy in Washington has advised the US government that Bin Laden lef...

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Panda Soup back on the menu

Funny story: Panda Soup back on the menu

Beijing - After the successful breeding of panda's in Chengdu Zoo this week, millions of Chinese people are heading to their local restaurants to eat traditional Panda soup.

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Monopoly Money to become legal tender in Yorkshire

Funny story: Monopoly Money to become legal tender in Yorkshire

London - People in Yorkshire, noted for being mean and stingy, today are waking up to the fact that Sterling has been replaced with Monopoly Money as legal tender.

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George Lucas slammed for casting new Obi-Wan Kinobi

Funny story: George Lucas slammed for casting new Obi-Wan Kinobi

Camp Skywalker - In his relentless persuit to become the richest man in the Galaxy, George Lucas casted Saddam Hussein as the new Obi-Wan Kinobi in the new Star Wars film that hits cinema screens at Christmas this year.

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Ken Livingstone Re-zones Downing Street

Funny story: Ken Livingstone Re-zones Downing Street

London Mayors Office- London Mayor Ken Livingstone, who has at various stages been associated with nicknames such as "Red Ken", "Commie Ken", "Nazi ken", "the only mayor in the world with a foreign policy" and...

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Beelzebub found working for London Borough of Hackney

Funny story: Beelzebub found working for London Borough of Hackney

Vatican City - The bells of churches around the world are ringing this evening after a long hard investigation led by the Holy See and Cardinal Poirot has identified Beelzebub, the patron god of the Philistines and the evil Demon of all fallen angels...

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Bill Gates to buy up all the World's Oxygen

Funny story: Bill Gates to buy up all the World's Oxygen

Seattle - In a press conference in Seattle Bill Gates today confirmed that he intends to apply the skills he developed as founder of the worlds most unavoidable and poisonous monopoly to buy up the whole world's supply of Oxygen.

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Ann Widdecombe Statue Shocker!

Funny story: Ann Widdecombe Statue Shocker!

Maidstone - Several little old ladies were rushed to hospital today after the unveiling of a statue celebrating the work and life of the Maidstond and Weild Member of Parliament Ann Widdecombe.

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Al kill-a-lota Corporation celebrates millionth franchisee

Funny story: Al kill-a-lota Corporation celebrates millionth franchisee

Tora Bora - Speaking from the corner office at the Tora Bora headquaters of the Al Kill-a-lota Corporation (A subsidiary of Disney), Head of Sales, Osama Bin Laid-a-lot announced the sale of the millionth franchisee of the Al Kil-a-lot brand.

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Unemployment among Childrens TV Characters at an all time high

Funny story: Unemployment among Childrens TV Characters at an all time high

Westminster- Gordon Brown Nose was under increasing pressure today to explain government figures that reveal increasing levels of unemployment among children's TV characters. Since BBC publicly fired Mr Blobby and he was forced to clean out urina...

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Ronald McDonald in kiss and tell

Funny story: Ronald McDonald in kiss and tell

Atlanta- Ronald McDonald was not answering questions today from his Mansion in Atlanta Georgia after it was revealed that after a hard day mindwashing the nations children into eating vile fast food that brings about premature heart disease, cancer a...

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Turds and Shites reach settlement in Iraqi Government Coalition

Funny story: Turds and Shites reach settlement in Iraqi Government Coalition

Baghdad- 'It is a great day for this great country' said US Secretary of State and hot chick Condaliza Rice. The leaders of the Shite community and the Northern Turds, got round the table today and agreed that they would stop pointing their g...

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London Borough of Hackney Retains Britains most Wasteful Award

Funny story: London Borough of Hackney Retains Britains most Wasteful Award

London - Faceless, winging, scumbag, lazy ass, worthless, civil servant, cockroaches will raise a glass wine at the expense of the long suffering tax payers this evening as predictably the London Borough of Hackney retained its title as 'Britains...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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