US Navy SEALS were poised for action today as rumours of oil reserves in Zimbabwe came to light.
After Derren Brown; stage illusionist and celebrity hypnotist, sensationally apologised to his female fan (Molly Bridges of Blackburn) for being gay, former darling of Saturday night TV and doyen of Hampstead Heath, Michael Barrymore has accused the...
French 1st Lady Carla Bruni's naked pictures went under auction today and fetched a whopping £94k!...
Rumours are rife that the alleged kidnapper of 9yr old Shannon Matthews had made a claim for housing benefit in respect of the divan bed that the youngster was living in.
Sir Paul McCartney let slip in a Barbados bar, that whenever he saw heather Mills he got wood!...
The world has seen the passing of the great Charlton Heston.
Britney spears has issued a press release to say that she no longer wishes to be associated with her vagina.
Jeremy Kyle, the inquisitor extraordinaire of daytime TV has been offered a lucrative deal by the Crown Prosecution Service, to be the prosecutor in the multiple cases of Shannon Matthews Mother, her 'Boyfriend', Craig,the supposed Gary Glitt...
Following the louder than loud 'secret' Wedding of Liz "over here guys" Hurley and Mr "who?" it has been decided that he is hard enough to upset a whole community by invading its beaches and to start a fight (more tradit...
"Voice of an angel...morals of a choirmaster" was the quote from shoppers in Cardiff today as Charlotte Church announced that she was expecting Gavin Henson's child.
Following 'Dave' Cameron's visit to Manchester, where he happened across Liam Gallagher's nephew. Dave is planning to visit the country town of Wisbech to give his anti gun message .
Britney Spears has posed for a milk carton ad listing herself as a missing person. The grainy photo of 'bald as a coot' Brit is set to grace breakfast tables across the USA.
It has been reported today that Bernard Matthews, Turkey Tycoon and the name now synonymous with 'Bird Flu' has decided to lay off his workers.
Nick Nicholas, known as the 'nighttime knicker nicker', has been 'nicked' near to his home in north Nantwich. Nicholas, nuisance to northern nubiles near Nantwich, was nabbed not long after he was noticed knocking out his 'nearly...
Spoof Reporter Buck E Filbert spent a whole weekend in the closet at the exclusive Antigua rehab where Britney Spears paid a visit.
It looks like the drinks will be on Nicole Richie sooner than she thought.
Britney Spears courted the tabloids by entering rehab and leaving again.
Loved by the German teenager and granny alike, 'The Hoff' has revealed that he has never actually seen Britney Spears Vagina.
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