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Funny story: US Scrambles for Zimbabwe oil

US Scrambles for Zimbabwe oil

US Navy SEALS were poised for action today as rumours of oil reserves in Zimbabwe came to light.
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Funny story: "Derren Brown Made me Gay" Barrymore Speaks out

"Derren Brown Made me Gay" Barrymore Speaks out

After Derren Brown; stage illusionist and celebrity hypnotist, sensationally apologised to his female fan (Molly Bridges of Blackburn) for being gay, former darling of Saturday night TV and doyen of Hampstead Heath, Michael Barrymore has accused the...
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Funny story: Naked Carla Bruni pics; sold on e bay

Naked Carla Bruni pics; sold on e bay

French 1st Lady Carla Bruni's naked pictures went under auction today and fetched a whopping £94k!...
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Funny story: Shannon Matthews: Kidnappers Housing Benefit Claim Shock

Shannon Matthews: Kidnappers Housing Benefit Claim Shock

Rumours are rife that the alleged kidnapper of 9yr old Shannon Matthews had made a claim for housing benefit in respect of the divan bed that the youngster was living in.
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Funny story: McCartney lets slip about Mucca

McCartney lets slip about Mucca

Sir Paul McCartney let slip in a Barbados bar, that whenever he saw heather Mills he got wood!...
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Funny story: Charlton Heston: Obituary

Charlton Heston: Obituary

The world has seen the passing of the great Charlton Heston.
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Funny story: Britney sues vagina for divorce

Britney sues vagina for divorce

Britney spears has issued a press release to say that she no longer wishes to be associated with her vagina.
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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle to prosecute the Shannon Matthews Case

Jeremy Kyle to prosecute the Shannon Matthews Case

Jeremy Kyle, the inquisitor extraordinaire of daytime TV has been offered a lucrative deal by the Crown Prosecution Service, to be the prosecutor in the multiple cases of Shannon Matthews Mother, her 'Boyfriend', Craig,the supposed Gary Glitt...
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Funny story: Liz Hurley's husband to face Joe Calzage

Liz Hurley's husband to face Joe Calzage

Following the louder than loud 'secret' Wedding of Liz "over here guys" Hurley and Mr "who?" it has been decided that he is hard enough to upset a whole community by invading its beaches and to start a fight (more tradit...
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Funny story: Charlotte Church : Pregnant

Charlotte Church : Pregnant

"Voice of an angel...morals of a choirmaster" was the quote from shoppers in Cardiff today as Charlotte Church announced that she was expecting Gavin Henson's child.
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Funny story: Cameron to visit Wisbech, Cambridgeshire

Cameron to visit Wisbech, Cambridgeshire

Following 'Dave' Cameron's visit to Manchester, where he happened across Liam Gallagher's nephew. Dave is planning to visit the country town of Wisbech to give his anti gun message .
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Funny story: Britney Spears Desperate : Latest Bizarre Twist

Britney Spears Desperate : Latest Bizarre Twist

Britney Spears has posed for a milk carton ad listing herself as a missing person. The grainy photo of 'bald as a coot' Brit is set to grace breakfast tables across the USA.
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Funny story: Bernard Matthews Lays Off Workers

Bernard Matthews Lays Off Workers

It has been reported today that Bernard Matthews, Turkey Tycoon and the name now synonymous with 'Bird Flu' has decided to lay off his workers.
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Funny story: Nick Nicholas The Nighttime Knicker Nicker; Nicked

Nick Nicholas The Nighttime Knicker Nicker; Nicked

Nick Nicholas, known as the 'nighttime knicker nicker', has been 'nicked' near to his home in north Nantwich. Nicholas, nuisance to northern nubiles near Nantwich, was nabbed not long after he was noticed knocking out his 'nearly...
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Funny story: Britney's Vagina: Buck E Filbert, Disappointment at Shave pics

Britney's Vagina: Buck E Filbert, Disappointment at Shave pics

Spoof Reporter Buck E Filbert spent a whole weekend in the closet at the exclusive Antigua rehab where Britney Spears paid a visit.
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Funny story: Nicole Richie DUI; Women Inmates Plan Welcome Party

Nicole Richie DUI; Women Inmates Plan Welcome Party

It looks like the drinks will be on Nicole Richie sooner than she thought.
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Funny story: Britney 24 hour Rehab

Britney 24 hour Rehab

Britney Spears courted the tabloids by entering rehab and leaving again.
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Funny story: David Hasselhoff: I have Never Seen Britney's Vagina

David Hasselhoff: I have Never Seen Britney's Vagina

Loved by the German teenager and granny alike, 'The Hoff' has revealed that he has never actually seen Britney Spears Vagina.
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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