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Carpenter evicts 12 families of African immigrants in one day

Funny story: Carpenter evicts 12 families of African immigrants in one day

A self-unemployed carpenter from the Irish Midlands has been condemned, castigated and called a callous c-unit for heartlessly evicting twelve families of African immigrants from their temporary accommodation. The families, believed to be from Sou...

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Pope Benedict to bless Stephen Ireland's fish tank on Papal visit

Funny story: Pope Benedict to bless Stephen Ireland's fish tank on Papal visit

Pope Benedict XVI may be granted the opportunity to undertake an official visit to Stephen Ireland as early as 2012 according to sources in Rome. The Vatican has made no announcement about a trip to Stephen Ireland, but Ireland officials have indi...

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Queen Elizabeth to visit Stephen Ireland

Funny story: Queen Elizabeth to visit Stephen Ireland

The Queen is to pay a state visit to Stephen Ireland - the first official visit to a footballers house by a British monarch. Buckingham Palace said in a statement: "The Queen has been pleased to accept an invitation from Newcastle United manager A...

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Fianna Fail leadership contest to be decided by four-way golf match.

Funny story: Fianna Fail leadership contest to be decided by four-way golf match.

A total of four candidates have put themselves forward to contest the leadership of the Fianna Fail Party after the deadline for nominations passed at lunchtime on Monday 24th Jan 2011. Former Foreign Affairs Minister Micheal Martin is the bookies...

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Terry Pratchett joins teaching staff at Trinity College Dublin

Funny story: Terry Pratchett joins teaching staff at Trinity College Dublin

Professor Sir Terry Pratchett has joined the staff at Trinity College Dublin as an adjunct Professor in the School of English. Pratchett's first lecture will take place on Thursday 4 November at 7 pm and has been entitled 'The importance of being...

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Conan O'Brien to contest Irish Presidential election.

Funny story: Conan O'Brien to contest Irish Presidential election.

Irish American chat show host Conan O'Brien has announced his intention to run as a candidatate in the upcoming Irish Presidential election. O'Brien made the announcement on his popular Twitter page early this morning and according to close frien...

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Irish Taoiseach denies being hungover during 'Morning Ireland' interview

Funny story: Irish Taoiseach denies being hungover during 'Morning Ireland' interview

Beleaguered and embattled Irish Premer Brian Cowen has responded angrily to suggestions by Fine Gael members that he was hungover during an interview on Irish radio this morning. Fine Gael's Simon Coveney had tweeted that Mr Cowen sounded somewher...

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Noel Gallagher pays 25 million Euro for Irelands iconic rock venue, Slane Castle.

Funny story: Noel Gallagher pays 25 million Euro for Irelands iconic rock venue, Slane Castle.

Noel Gallagher has paid a reported 25 million Euro for Slane Castle in Ireland's County Meath. Set in the middle of a 1,500 acre estate surrounded by stunningly beautiful valleys and woodlands on the banks of the River Boyne, Slane Castle lies on...

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"Mancini couldn't manage a fish and chip shop" Given blasts City boss

Funny story: "Mancini couldn't manage a fish and chip shop" Given blasts City boss

Shay Given clearly had a very large chip on his shoulder as he ridiculed Roberto Mancini's managerial credentials after being left on the bench for the opening game of the season against Harry Redknapps Spurs. Given, asked after the 0-0 draw for h...

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Sisters of Mercenary teams to hunt down and punish online pisstakers.

Funny story: Sisters of Mercenary teams to hunt down and punish online pisstakers.

Vatican hierachy have sanctioned secretive secular security services with a green light for a "Seek and suffer" operation specifically targeting online satirists, bloggers, shit's and charlatans suspected of showing scant respect or reverence for the...

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Crystal Swing, Miley Cyrus, the Wiggles and Jedward announced as support bands for AC/DC European tour.

Funny story: Crystal Swing, Miley Cyrus, the Wiggles and Jedward announced as support bands for AC/DC European tour.

Irish internet sensations Crystal Swing and X Factor successes Jedward have been contracted to support Australian rockers AC/DC on the European leg of their world tour. AC/DC are one of the worlds greatest live acts but have, in recent years begun...

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Portsmouth F.C. to auction FA Cup and Premier league starting places to highest bidders.

Funny story: Portsmouth F.C. to auction FA Cup and Premier league starting places to highest bidders.

Cash stricken FA Cup finalists Portsmouth FC have announced via the clubs offical website that first team starting positions for the FA Cup Final against Chelsea at the nearly new Wemberly and all remaining Premier League fixtures will be auctioned o...

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Steve Jobs "iPad is not just a big f*****g iphone"

Funny story: Steve Jobs "iPad is not just a big f*****g iphone"

Steve Jobs has lashed out at criticism of Apples latest offering to the voracious and fickle world of technology. The iPad has been given a somewhat cautious welcome by the sweaters and spectacles brigade who had gathered together in statically ch...

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President Obama "Teaching American as a foreign language courses will be fully grant assisted."

Funny story: President Obama "Teaching American as a foreign language courses will be fully grant assisted."

Teaching American as a foreign language is an occupation in demand after President Obama gave a controversial green light to train a million new teachers over the next five years. Education lobby groups initially welcomed the news but quickly turn...

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Army ordered to shoot snowballers after vicious attack on vital food supply vehicle.

Funny story: Army ordered to shoot snowballers after vicious attack on vital food supply vehicle.

Ireland has issued a direct order to the country's military to shoot any persons over 152 centimetres or 60 inches in height, that has been identified as in either use of, or being in possession of a "snowball" or "snowball like" projectile.

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Extreme breastfeeding event slammed as dangerous and irresponsible

Funny story: Extreme breastfeeding event slammed as dangerous and irresponsible

A storm of protest has greeted the announcement of the inaugural "Extreme Breast Feeding" World championships scheduled for August of next year. Event organisers have described the week long festival as a celebration of the unbreakable bond betwee...

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Texan Chupacabra corpse linked to Irish dog fighting syndicate

Funny story: Texan Chupacabra corpse linked to Irish dog fighting syndicate

Detectives in Texas have issued photo-fit descriptions of three Irish Nationals they would like to interview in connection with the discovery of the body of a Chupacabra. The three men, in their mid to late twenties, stayed two nights at the trav...

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"Capybara" Chocolate raisins in product recall after giant rodent faeces found in factory.

Funny story: "Capybara" Chocolate raisins in product recall after giant rodent faeces found in factory.

Chocolate raisins have been withdrawn from supermarket shelves across Britain and Ireland after huge rat droppings were discovered under a conveyor belt in a peanut/raisin processing plant in the Midlands during a routine inspection by Food safety of...

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Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
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