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Funny story: Nice Nick Criticises Labour For Woefully Underestimating Green's Blunder

Nice Nick Criticises Labour For Woefully Underestimating Green's Blunder

The Office for Football Responsibility says the taxpayer will have to FOOT THE BILL of nearly £9665 trillion because Labour MISJUDGED the effect of England's hapless keeper Robert Green's failure to catch the ball against lowly USA. In a speech,...
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Funny story: Cameron Urges US Wildlife To Do More To Help Itself in Gulf

Cameron Urges US Wildlife To Do More To Help Itself in Gulf

The UK Prime Minister David Cameron condemned the nanny state of America and called for an end to intrusive CCTV cameras showing BP's pipe appearing to leak oil. BP, like BA, has never ever been a British company in a British sense since Britain had...
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Funny story: New Listening TV Will Give Voice to England Fans

New Listening TV Will Give Voice to England Fans

Sony is launching a TV ad in which England boss Fabio Capello answers a boozed-up England fan who SHOUTS ABUSE at his TV screen as part of a push to convince consumers to trade up to advanced Listening sets for the World Cup kick off. The campaign...
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Funny story: Dog Whisperer Confesses to Chasing Cats For Years

Dog Whisperer Confesses to Chasing Cats For Years

Top TV dog whisperer Cesar Millan yesterday admitted to animal rights campaigners that he stalked and chased cats throughout California for many years before being forced to seek help from human psychologists. The tight-shirted Cesar Millan who ha...
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Funny story: UK Braced for a Million Ex-Pats Flooding Back Into the Country

UK Braced for a Million Ex-Pats Flooding Back Into the Country

The UK is preparing its Karaoke machines for the return of millions of lazy fat bastards who left the UK when Labour came to power, and Robbie Williams was number one. Thousands of selfish spongers sold their council houses and left the UK back in...
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Funny story: It Would Be a Well-Hung Parliament Without Brown

It Would Be a Well-Hung Parliament Without Brown

Gordon Brown, who has the smallest penis in political history, today described his fears that a well-hung Tory government would outsize him in a dick measuring contest. He stated that if neither party could produce the goods when it mattered, pol...
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Funny story: Sick Perv Who Faked Own Death Receives Free Handouts in Jail

Sick Perv Who Faked Own Death Receives Free Handouts in Jail

A SICK PERVERT who attempted to fake his own death by SELF-ABUSING himself for forty-eight hours was today sentenced to spend the rest of his life in a recently-carpeted bungalow in beautiful Lytham St Annes, AT YOUR EXPENSE! The MONSTER who canno...
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Funny story: Toyota Recall Proves British Motor Industry Is Still The Best

Toyota Recall Proves British Motor Industry Is Still The Best

The resilient British motor industry received yet another BOOST with the recall of billions of Toyotas, government figures revealed today. Cars manufactured in the UK before they became part of China's Nanjing Automobile company in 2005 have NEVER BE...
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Funny story: Cameron: Spoof Ricky Martin Spoofs Are a Glorious Example of Self-Regulation at Work

Cameron: Spoof Ricky Martin Spoofs Are a Glorious Example of Self-Regulation at Work

'Dave' Cameron, the cool leader of the once-hated UK Conservative party, today held up the leading satirical website The Spoof as a glowing example of how self-regulation can work for good in tomorrow's Britain today. In a speech to leading media...
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Funny story: FURIOUS Naomi Campbell LASHES OUT in Mid-Flight DRAMA

FURIOUS Naomi Campbell LASHES OUT in Mid-Flight DRAMA

SHORT-FUSED supermodel Naomi Campbell once again showed her VILE TEMPER when she SNAPPED in public subjecting cabin crew and passengers on a mid-Atlantic flight to a TERRIFYING DISPLAY of TEMPESTUOUS ANGER! The ORDEAL began when Ms Campbell, who i...
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Funny story: Oldies Urged to Choose Suicide-By-Teenager

Oldies Urged to Choose Suicide-By-Teenager

Old people who constantly complain that violent gangs of teenagers vandalize towns and stab each other should confront more teenagers and be prepared to be killed, a report said today. The report said that old people who cost the NHS £140 billion...
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Funny story: Howard Webb - I Felt Something For Darren Fletcher

Howard Webb - I Felt Something For Darren Fletcher

Howard Webb, the top Premiership referee, has talked for the first time about his astonishing HOMO-EROTIC display in the recent Manchester United v Liverpool clash when he put his manly ARMS AROUND Manchester United and Scotland defender Darren Fletc...
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Funny story: Boffins Measured Pamela Anderson's Tits in Global Warming Cock-Up

Boffins Measured Pamela Anderson's Tits in Global Warming Cock-Up

Frantic PETTING and HEAVY BREATHING over global warming is enough to terrify even the most rational retired colonel, and it's all because so-called global warming scientists neglected the real data and obsessed on Pamela Anderson's fake HOT TITS, The...
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Funny story: Boy Wonder Rooney Strike Silences Spoof Writer For Good

Boy Wonder Rooney Strike Silences Spoof Writer For Good

Not only did Wayne Rooney's 30 yard ROOOOOONER cause the BBC to choose a new lead item on the 6 o'clock News in place of the demise of the government, but the goal of the millennium struck the mouth of a writer for The Spoof who has since been unable...
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Funny story: Loadsamoney Plc In Bid For Manchester United Scarves

Loadsamoney Plc In Bid For Manchester United Scarves

A consortium of retail managers, painters, decorators, plumbers and plasterers, all diehard reds, has put in an audacious bid for old Manchester United scarves in the continuing battle against the current US owners who know a done deal with Real Madr...
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Funny story: Tories Will Slap Crippling Tax on Work-Shy Malingerers

Tories Will Slap Crippling Tax on Work-Shy Malingerers

In the most positive move yet that signals that the gloves are off in the brave, new Tory election campaign, a clever group of bright-eyed young policy geeks called 'Think Right Think Tanks For 21st Century Liberty and Sunshine' have proposed a whopp...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Spreads Legs For Amy On Flight

Lady Gaga Spreads Legs For Amy On Flight

Last night, on a flight to New Zealand, Lady Gaga found herself in a position with HER LEGS WIDE OPEN, and she definitely wasn't whistling Dixie! She would NOT want YOU or anyone to SEE what she was doing!!! But what happened will shock you a...
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Funny story: Rooney Wonder Goal Hits Blind Boy Who Sees Again

Rooney Wonder Goal Hits Blind Boy Who Sees Again

Wayne Rooney's stunning 30-yard stunner in the tenth minute of time added-on sealed Manchester United's triumphal victory over a team in a football match at the weekend. But it was more than just an ordinary net-ripper for the greatest living sco...
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