Los Angeles (QWERTY NEWS) - Lindsay Lohan has finally gone into rehab for porn addiction. "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my deviant addiction," said the 20-year-old actress, according to her publicist.
WASHINGTON (QWERTY NEWS) -- Congress is incapable of stopping last week's split-second decision to send 21,000 more troops to Iraq, President Bush said recently in an interview.
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WASHINGTON (QWERTY NEWS) -- President Bush was upset after watching the video of Saddam Hussein's execution, comparing it to other films he has watched from the comfort of his home movie theater in his Crawford Texas Ranch, White House officials...
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