Washington - Pentagon sources revealed today that U.S. air strikes successfully killed at least 27 Al Qaeda operatives today and yesterday in its bid to help support the fledgling Somali government. Many of the terrorists were thought to be posing as...
Washington,DC.----Reports from the National Security Agency indicate large numbers of sinister characters may be mobilizing and the District of Columbia is a possible target. Facts are sketchy, but a large army, apparently part of the
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