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Top 9 lists about the bottom 4 blogs that describe the essential 7 things to do next year.

Funny story: Top 9 lists about the bottom 4 blogs that describe the essential 7 things to do next year.

This article was initially meant to describe the "Top 9 lists about the bottom 4 blogs that describe the essential 7 things to do next year." but now that's become obsolete, and we'd rather talk about the end of the year lists of things to do before...

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Nose Pickers Association of America Releases Statement Denouncing Charlottesville Violence

Funny story: Nose Pickers Association of America Releases Statement Denouncing Charlottesville Violence

The Nose Pickers Association of America (NPAA) issued a statement regarding the incidents surrounding white nationalists and neo-nazi's assembling in Virginia over the weekend. "We noticed one of the pictures displayed one of the participants pick...

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Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Funny story: Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Following his decisive loss to Republican frontrunner Donald Trump, Senator Ted Cruz has officially announced that he will be suspending his 2016 Presidential Campaign. Stating that "There is no longer a decisive path to victory," he made the announc...

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Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Funny story: Ted Cruz suspends presidential campaign, then names his entire cabinet selection anyway.

Following his decisive loss to Republican frontrunner Donald Trump, Senator Ted Cruz has officially announced that he will be suspending his 2016 Presidential Campaign. Stating that "There is no longer a decisive path to victory," he made the announc...

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Google upgrades self-driving cars in New York with robotic hand to give the finger.

Funny story: Google upgrades self-driving cars in New York with robotic hand to give the finger.

In a late-breaking announcement, the self-driving car unit of Alphabet, Inc, parent company of Google Laboratories, stated they will outfit all new car models with a robotic hand to "give the finger" to other unmanned vehicles as well as traditional...

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Trump Inaugurates "Trump Madrasa" to sign up muslims, then immediately ban them.

Funny story: Trump Inaugurates "Trump Madrasa" to sign up muslims, then immediately ban them.

Coming off what he describes as a "huge success" in Trump University, Donald Trump held a ribbon cutting ceremony inaugurating his next education venture, "Trump Madrasa," and describes it as "a fabulous initiative" to have muslims self-identify and...

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Donald Trump apologizes, then says it's the greatest apology ever made.

Funny story: Donald Trump apologizes, then says it's the greatest apology ever made.

New York, NY. In a shocking report surprising many across the political landscape, Donald Trump has issued a statement of apology that begins by saying, "I would like to apologize for all the inflammatory, insulting and divisive statements I've made...

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Newscorp announces a new 24/7 news network, GlockNews, to provide exclusive mass-shooting coverage.

Funny story: Newscorp announces a new 24/7 news network, GlockNews, to provide exclusive mass-shooting coverage.

New York, NY: In a statement today, Rupert Murdoch announced a new cable news network to focus solely on event details and aftermath coverage surrounding mass shootings in the United States. A Newscorp spokesman, Ted Trigger said, "The sheer amount o...

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New App Will Call a Party-Goer to Crack Your Smart Phone Screen in Authentically "Cool" Manner

Funny story: New App Will Call a Party-Goer to Crack Your Smart Phone Screen in Authentically "Cool" Manner

New York, NY- Today, the new "CrackIt" app was officially launched to much fanfare, it's an app that provides users a "socially legitimate phone screen crack" on-demand. The app was bolstered by an impressive $2 million dollar seed funding round, led...

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Anuta Polynesian Tribe Releases Statement to Preemptively Respond to a Potential Donald Trump Verbal Attack

Funny story: Anuta Polynesian Tribe Releases Statement to Preemptively Respond to a Potential Donald Trump Verbal Attack

ANUTA ISLAND- "He's going to get around to insulting us sooner or later" was the sentiment echoed by the Anuta tribe of smallest inhabited location on the planet. The inhabitants of the tiny Polynesian island, Anuta, have released a statement whic...

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Satirical News Writers Struggle to Create Exaggerated Headlines Concerning Donald Trump

Funny story: Satirical News Writers Struggle to Create Exaggerated Headlines Concerning Donald Trump

Hollywood, CA and Planet Zorbion- A group of satirical news writers have expressed utter frustration in coming up with hyperbole-filled headlines and stories concerning Donald Trump. A 20-year veteran of the field, Mark Wadink, complained, "Any t...

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Hindu community of Winston-Salem, NC overjoyed that gunmen only shot the outdoor sign.

Funny story: Hindu community of Winston-Salem, NC overjoyed that gunmen only shot the outdoor sign.

Winston-Salem, NC: In response to the front sign shooting of the center belonging to the Om Hindu Organization of North Carolina, (link: http://huff.to/1TMaHRy) The local Hindu community, many of whom frequent the center have expressed sincere adulat...

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Trump said something. Now click on this article to find out more.

Funny story: Trump said something. Now click on this article to find out more.

Trump said something inflammatory directed at someone. That someone said something back, Trump doubled down and said more negative stuff back at person who initially said something to Trump. Then Trumpity trump trump trumped the trump, after trum...

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If elected president, Bobby Jindal's first executive order to abolish all mirrors.

Funny story: If elected president, Bobby Jindal's first executive order to abolish all mirrors.

Baton Rouge, LA - In a recent press conference, Governor of Louisiana, Bobby Jindal opened his remarks by stating that "within the first 90 days of a Jindal administration, any and all mirrors in federal and public facilities will be removed and shat...

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Donald Trump's left pinky toe cuts off all relations with Donald Trump.

Funny story: Donald Trump's left pinky toe cuts off all relations with Donald Trump.

New York, NY - In the latest of a string of companies and institutions that have eliminated their relations with Donald Trump, his left pinky toe has recently made the announcement that it would no longer "receive blood and nutrients" produced by the...

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Airlines to begin charging $7 for every thirty minutes of breathing air

Funny story: Airlines to begin charging $7 for every thirty minutes of breathing air

Airline travelers might want to begin taking deeper breaths during their flights, because next week, the term "paying through the nose" will take on greater meaning. Citing cutbacks and recessionary conditions, the major airlines have decided to take...

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8th grade jock outsources bullying to Indian exchange student

Funny story: 8th grade jock outsources bullying to Indian exchange student

Westport, OH: To the shock of the Westport Middle school, 15 year old Richard Moir has outsourced nearly 50% of his bully activities to Srinath Venkatasendhilaramanipillai, an exchange student from Coimbatore, India. Although he was at first reluctan...

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Master Ninja Konayatsu Nakahara Declares Candidacy for US Presidency

Funny story: Master Ninja Konayatsu Nakahara Declares Candidacy for US Presidency

In line with Guiliani as the first Italian candidate, Barak Obama as the non-white candidate, and Hillary Clinton as the first female candidate for the US Presidency, 42 year old Konayatsu Nakahara has entered the race for the party nomination. With...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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