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Funny story: New App Will Call a Party-Goer to Crack Your Smart Phone Screen in Authentically "Cool" Manner

New App Will Call a Party-Goer to Crack Your Smart Phone Screen in Authentically "Cool" Manner

New York, NY- Today, the new "CrackIt" app was officially launched to much fanfare, it's an app that provides users a "socially legitimate phone screen crack" on-demand. The app was bolstered by an impressive $2 million dollar seed funding round, led...
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Funny story: Anuta Polynesian Tribe Releases Statement to Preemptively Respond to a Potential Donald Trump Verbal Attack

Anuta Polynesian Tribe Releases Statement to Preemptively Respond to a Potential Donald Trump Verbal Attack

ANUTA ISLAND- "He's going to get around to insulting us sooner or later" was the sentiment echoed by the Anuta tribe of smallest inhabited location on the planet. The inhabitants of the tiny Polynesian island, Anuta, have released a statement whic...
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Funny story: Satirical News Writers Struggle to Create Exaggerated Headlines Concerning Donald Trump

Satirical News Writers Struggle to Create Exaggerated Headlines Concerning Donald Trump

Hollywood, CA and Planet Zorbion- A group of satirical news writers have expressed utter frustration in coming up with hyperbole-filled headlines and stories concerning Donald Trump. A 20-year veteran of the field, Mark Wadink, complained, "Any t...
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Funny story: Hindu community of Winston-Salem, NC overjoyed that gunmen only shot the outdoor sign.

Hindu community of Winston-Salem, NC overjoyed that gunmen only shot the outdoor sign.

Winston-Salem, NC: In response to the front sign shooting of the center belonging to the Om Hindu Organization of North Carolina, (link: http://huff.to/1TMaHRy) The local Hindu community, many of whom frequent the center have expressed sincere adulat...
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Funny story: Trump said something. Now click on this article to find out more.

Trump said something. Now click on this article to find out more.

Trump said something inflammatory directed at someone. That someone said something back, Trump doubled down and said more negative stuff back at person who initially said something to Trump. Then Trumpity trump trump trumped the trump, after trum...
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Funny story: If elected president, Bobby Jindal's first executive order to abolish all mirrors.

If elected president, Bobby Jindal's first executive order to abolish all mirrors.

Baton Rouge, LA - In a recent press conference, Governor of Louisiana, Bobby Jindal opened his remarks by stating that "within the first 90 days of a Jindal administration, any and all mirrors in federal and public facilities will be removed and shat...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's left pinky toe cuts off all relations with Donald Trump.

Donald Trump's left pinky toe cuts off all relations with Donald Trump.

New York, NY - In the latest of a string of companies and institutions that have eliminated their relations with Donald Trump, his left pinky toe has recently made the announcement that it would no longer "receive blood and nutrients" produced by the...
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Funny story: Airlines to begin charging $7 for every thirty minutes of breathing air

Airlines to begin charging $7 for every thirty minutes of breathing air

Airline travelers might want to begin taking deeper breaths during their flights, because next week, the term "paying through the nose" will take on greater meaning. Citing cutbacks and recessionary conditions, the major airlines have decided to take...
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Funny story: 8th grade jock outsources bullying to Indian exchange student

8th grade jock outsources bullying to Indian exchange student

Westport, OH: To the shock of the Westport Middle school, 15 year old Richard Moir has outsourced nearly 50% of his bully activities to Srinath Venkatasendhilaramanipillai, an exchange student from Coimbatore, India. Although he was at first reluctan...
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Funny story: Master Ninja Konayatsu Nakahara Declares Candidacy for US Presidency

Master Ninja Konayatsu Nakahara Declares Candidacy for US Presidency

In line with Guiliani as the first Italian candidate, Barak Obama as the non-white candidate, and Hillary Clinton as the first female candidate for the US Presidency, 42 year old Konayatsu Nakahara has entered the race for the party nomination. With...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Breasts Admit to Having Nipple Job Done

Lindsay Lohan's Breasts Admit to Having Nipple Job Done

In a shocking tell all body-part expose with Mike Wallace's nose, Lindsay Lohan's left and right breasts admitted yesterday to having their nipples enhanced by a controversial new surgical procedure.
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Funny story: Funeral for dedicated 26 year cable company employee to begin sometime between 2-6 pm

Funeral for dedicated 26 year cable company employee to begin sometime between 2-6 pm

New York, NY: Approximately 2 days ago, Dan Katz, a 26 year veteran for the Time Warner Cable company died in a fatal accident during a cable installation. Katz's supervisor has described the installation somewhat "complicated" but noth...
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Funny story: Inner City students demand inspiring, single, white, female teacher before improving academic performance.

Inner City students demand inspiring, single, white, female teacher before improving academic performance.

A group of students attending PS53, have collectively signed a petition, stating their demands as wanting a "Michelle Pfeiffer-esque single white female teacher" to truly inspire and motivate them. They refuse to raise their aggregate GPA o...
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Funny story: White House declares "Time Machine" is best solution for Iraq.

White House declares "Time Machine" is best solution for Iraq.

Late last night, President Bush signed an order approving funding for a multi-billion dollar research initiative for wormhole and time space singularity. The program will be headed by applied physicists at UC Berkely, CalTech and M.I.T. The goal as s...
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Funny story: Shock Rocker Marilyn Manson Peels a Banana the Normal Way

Shock Rocker Marilyn Manson Peels a Banana the Normal Way

Tidal waves were sent throughout the underground hardcore community when a leaked video circulated wildly through the internet last weekend. The 15 second clip showed rock star and self-identified anti-Christ, Marilyn Manson peeling a banana, by brea...
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Funny story: Embryonic Stem Cell speaks out, "Don't research me!"

Embryonic Stem Cell speaks out, "Don't research me!"

At approximately 4:25 am this morning, an embryonic blastocyst spoke out to the attending scientist, Mike Roman at a prominent cellular research Center in Massachussetts. The conversation caused Roman, a staunch liberal who up to this point has dilig...
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Funny story: Hip hop newcomer Killah D miffed he wasn't arrested after Brooklyn brawl.

Hip hop newcomer Killah D miffed he wasn't arrested after Brooklyn brawl.

A neophyte on the hip hop scene, rapper Killah D, AKA D-Doggs, AKA Doggy D AKA Josh, recently participated in a 35 person disturbance in downtown Brooklyn earlier this week. Traffic was halted for five hours as authorities subdued the unruly parties.
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Funny story: Dick Cheney's growling face stays that way, emergency surgery needed.

Dick Cheney's growling face stays that way, emergency surgery needed.

No stranger to the surgical processs, Vice President Dick Cheney was rushed to Baltimore memorial hospital when it became readily apparent that his trademark "growl" look wouldn't leave his face after a spewing a barrage of profane word...
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Donald Trump fails to sign pledge not to run for King in 2016

Republican presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced Today that he has not signed a pledge not to run for King.
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