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Michael Jackson's Body Missing!

Funny story: Michael Jackson's Body Missing!

Devoted fans reacted with shock today as it was revealed that the body of Michael Jackson has gone missing. Emotions ranged from utter disbelief to hopeful optimism as the news spread through cyberspace like a grease fire through a Popeye's Chic...

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LOST Script Found on eBay

Funny story: LOST Script Found on eBay

A script purporting to be the final episode of LOST is being auctioned on Ebay for $1,000,000, leading many to doubt its authenticity. The seller, going by the pseudonym of Jacob, claims to have been one of the original writers and the chief archite...

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Zombie of Johnny Cash Attacks American Idol Adam Lambert

Funny story: Zombie of Johnny Cash Attacks American Idol Adam Lambert

A brutal attack on Adam Lambert's following his performance Tuesday night has been traced to the zombie of Johnny Cash. Apparently enraged at Lambert's strange rendition of "Ring of Fire", the decomposed corpse of Cash clawed its way from the grave a...

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X-Files Fans: "Even We Don't Believe This Crap!"

Funny story: X-Files Fans: "Even We Don't Believe This Crap!"

No one wanted to believe the newest X-Files movie would suck, but by all accounts it sucked worst than a vacuum cleaner in a black-hole. The box office was a harsh realm for director Chris Carter the very first weekend as the new X-Files movie opened...

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Van Helsing Targets Eddie Murphy

Funny story: Van Helsing Targets Eddie Murphy

Van Helsing has come out of retirement to end Eddie Murphy's reign of terror at the box office. It was revealed this week that Eddie Murphy, humanely "put down" shortly after the release of "Norbit" last year, has been mysteri...

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Eric McCormack Hospitalized for Andromeda Strain

Funny story: Eric McCormack Hospitalized for Andromeda Strain

Eric McCormack of "Will and Grace" fame was hospitalized yesterday for a strain he suffered while trying to lift his career out of oblivion. Eric suffered the Andromeda strain while trying to carry his role as a drug-addicted "...

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Another Dick Wins Big Brother 8

Funny story: Another Dick Wins Big Brother 8

A disillusioned Danielle Donato watched helplessly as her daddy won it all, proving once again that only a real dick can win Big Brother. Dick Donato is only the latest in a long line of dicks to win the series, apparently paving the way for even big...

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Posh Spice Dish Bland and Undercooked

Funny story: Posh Spice Dish Bland and Undercooked

Victoria Beckham's over-hyped reality show was soundly thrashed in the ratings by absolutely everything on television, driving home the point that nobody in America gives a flip about Posh Spice.

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China Hates Fat Pirates

Funny story: China Hates Fat Pirates

Chinese censors have cut half the scenes with Chow Yun-Fat from the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie, saying they insult, vilify and deface the Chinese people. Hollywood is still reeling from the Persian backlash against negative portr...

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China Cracks Down on U.S. Nuts

Funny story: China Cracks Down on U.S. Nuts

China has initiated a tough crackdown on U.S. food imports, rejecting "rancid" pistachio nuts and promising more tough inspections. U.S. exporters call the accusation a low blow whose effects are being felt in all nut-producing regions.

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Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick Admits Staging Bum Fights

Funny story: Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick Admits Staging Bum Fights

SURRY, Va. -- Federal law enforcement officials serving a search warrant at Michael Vick's home investigating dog fighting allegations came up empty handed today. State police had assisted investigators from the U.S. Department of Agriculture and...

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CBS Resurrects Jericho While ABC Cancels Lost

Funny story: CBS Resurrects Jericho While ABC Cancels Lost

After being bombarded by nuts, CBS executives scurried back and dug up the undead corpse of Jericho for another season. The dead have returned a few times before in the forms of Cagney and Lacey and Designing Women.

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Prehistoric Iceman "Otzi" Murdered

Funny story: Prehistoric Iceman "Otzi" Murdered

The oldest mummy ever unearthed appears to be the victim of murder. An autopsy reveals that Italy's famed prehistoric iceman "Otzi" died from a shoulder wound inflicted by an arrow. The 5000 year old body was found in the Italian Alps i...

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Chavez Disputes American Idol Results: Shuts Down Station

Funny story: Chavez Disputes American Idol Results: Shuts Down Station

Hugo Chavez says he has had enough of American television shenanigans. The unstable Venezuelan leader recently moved against RCTV after Melinda Doolittle was voted off American Idol.

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Rosie O'Donnell Dumps Trouble in Hasselbeck's Dressing Room

Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Dumps Trouble in Hasselbeck's Dressing Room

Taking their highly public feud to a whole other level, janitors for The View claim that Rosie O'Donnell took a huge dump in Elisabeth Hasselbeck's dressing room early this morning. Ms. Hasselbeck supposedly fled the stench in tears and had t...

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Lost Fans Await More Confusion

Funny story: Lost Fans Await More Confusion

Fans anxiously awaiting the return of Lost next month can expect a lot more revelations and plot twists. Highly placed spies with camera phones reveal that everything you thought you knew about the plot is wrong! "Conventional wisdom i...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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