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Funny story: New Powers for Council Residents

New Powers for Council Residents

Embattled Minister Without Principles, Ruth Kelly announced new powers for the residents of council estates accross the Country Today.
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Funny story: Squeaky Clean Judge Rules Contempt

Squeaky Clean Judge Rules Contempt

An entire courtroom has been charged with contempt after a prankster replaced a deaf and partially sighted judge's gavel with a child's squeaky toy.
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Funny story: Loser Claypole Hits the Bottle

Loser Claypole Hits the Bottle

In a shocking expose to be shown on Channel 4s More4, a team follows the lives of the camp employees of the firm known as Rentaghost, featured in a 1970s reality show of the same name.
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Funny story: Blair: Saddam Who?

Blair: Saddam Who?

Tony Blair today denied the existence of anybody called Saddam Hussein. As what is seen as further moves to avoid commentary on the former dictator, Blair greeted reporters' questions with...
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Funny story: Ginger Snaps

Ginger Snaps

Its official, ginger people are angrier than the rest of us and the red hair, eyebrows and other body hair is natures warning to stay away.
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Funny story: Man Spontaneously Turns Into Dog

Man Spontaneously Turns Into Dog

There was shock and horror today at the Russell family home in Gloucester when father of two, Jack, spontaneously turned into a dog.
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Funny story: McCartney Heather Attack Shocker

McCartney Heather Attack Shocker

Paul McCartney has shocked the world by assaulting his estranged wife at his home today.
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Funny story: Scat Fetish Attacks on the Increase

Scat Fetish Attacks on the Increase

In London, further incidents of Happy Scatting have been reported to the police today by both victims and witnesses of this disturbing new craze.
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Funny story: Tiny Lost African Tribe Found

Tiny Lost African Tribe Found

An undiscovered tribe of tiny people has been found in a previously uncharted province of the Western Coastal area of Africa.
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Funny story: Brown Denies Sticker Sabotage

Brown Denies Sticker Sabotage

Gordon Brown has denied being responsible for placing a sticker on Tony Blair's back with the words "Tony tosser" on it.
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Funny story: Blair Responds to Tosser Verdict

Blair Responds to Tosser Verdict

Tony Blair returned early from his break to make a formal response to the findings of the Tosser Report.
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Funny story: Brown Wants it All

Brown Wants it All

In his speech to an audience at the Bakewell Tart Inn off the M6 yesterday, Chancellor Gordon Brown outlined new tax measures designed to protect Civil Service pensions and benefits.
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Funny story: New Taxes to Hit Guzzlers Where it Hurts

New Taxes to Hit Guzzlers Where it Hurts

The Treasury announced today that it intends to impose a raft of new taxes to fight global warming.
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Funny story: Class A's Legalised

Class A's Legalised

In a shock statement, Home Office representative Melvin Slitherly announced that a number of Members of Parliament had requested that the Prime Minister use the Parliament Act to rapidly push through legislation to legalise being a Class A Tosser.
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Funny story: Tony Blair is a Tosser

Tony Blair is a Tosser

Downing Street spokesmen today announced what many have suspected for some time now. At 16.45 a press conference was called outside Number 10, attended by many senior Ministers including Gordon Brown.
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Funny story: Harder Driving Tests for UK

Harder Driving Tests for UK

Harder driving tests are being considered for road users in the United Kingdom it was announced by the Department of Transport today.
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