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Egyptians celebrate new discovery

Funny story: Egyptians celebrate new discovery

Egyptian scientists have found that a Camel's toe can actually be used as an aphrodisiac. The discovery was made by three University undergraduates who had stolen their local University rivals football mascot. On getting the camel home they embar...

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DIY used as terrorist torture

Funny story: DIY used as terrorist torture

MI5 have come under scrutiny today as it has emerged the secret service have been using the threat of making people complete DIY tasks as part of their interrogation process. The story came to light due to the claim of a yet undisclosed source rec...

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Postal workers strike again over row with the BBC

Funny story: Postal workers strike again over row with the BBC

After running out of fresh excuses to strike, MP's have been left infuriated with the Royal Mail's leading union over the reasons behind their currently monthly strike. It appears the unions were balloted last week because of the way Postman Pat i...

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Road-rage grannies appear in court

Funny story: Road-rage grannies appear in court

Two grandmothers, both over the age of 80, today appeared in court in Southampton accused of a number of charges from disturbing the peace to affray and Actual Bodily Harm.

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Peruvian fish walks out of sea

Funny story: Peruvian fish walks out of sea

A fish in Peru has allegedly "walked out" of the sea in a port north of Lima. It took many on-lookers at a busy fishing port by surprise when the fish, thought to be an Island Coral Trout, not native to the South Pacific Ocean, merely wande...

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Food rationing to stop fat people getting fatter

Funny story: Food rationing to stop fat people getting fatter

The UK Government are to agree plans to bring back food rationing in an attempt to stop the increasing obesity rate across Britain. Food rationing ended in 1954 after the Second World War but ministers feel this is the only way to stop the growing wa...

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Man arrested for cutting cow's head off

Funny story: Man arrested for cutting cow's head off

A man has been arrested on suspicion of cutting a cow's head off in the middle of Bakewell High Street last Thursday.

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MI5 - threat levels explained more clearly

Funny story: MI5 - threat levels explained more clearly

In conjunction with the release of e-mail and mobile alerts to the general public, MI5 have also today released details of the renaming of the levels of security threat.

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Vatican on the ropes over 'straight' Archbishop.

Funny story: Vatican on the ropes over 'straight' Archbishop.

Reeling from the news on Sunday that Archbishop Stanislaw Wielgus was a Spy for Poland's communist police force, the Vatican have dropped another bombshell about a fellow clergyman.

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US Triangle to have 4 sides?

Funny story: US Triangle to have 4 sides?

A leading US Education spokesperson has sparked controversy after insisting his former school in Texas should be allowed to teach an alternative theory to standard trigonometry. In a speech to be delivered to congress early next week, Governor Randul...

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Vacuum cleaner sex attachment to 'polish' you off

Funny story: Vacuum cleaner sex attachment to 'polish' you off

Dyson, the vacuum cleaner manufacturers, have surprised the market by introducing a clip on attachment for sexually deprived men. The accessory fits on to the hose part of the up-right and is said to provide a gentle vibrating 'mouth' for men...

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Now that's magic.....mushrooms

Funny story: Now that's magic.....mushrooms

In an attempt to revitalise his flagging career, Paul Daniels and his once beautiful wife Debbie Magee have agreed to film an experiment in social drug taking for Channel 4.

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So you think you can drive....punk?

Funny story: So you think you can drive....punk?

A driving test examiner has this week sparked controversy by including a "road rage" test as part of the practical driving test. Mr Limpit, a former deputy headteacher at Hallamshire Military School in Cumbria, insists that being able to ma...

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Harry Potter & The Den Of Vice

Funny story: Harry Potter & The Den Of Vice

J.K. Rowling has revealed that she intends to write an "adults only" edition of the popular Harry Potter series, to follow the last in the children's episodes, which is to be released before Christmas 2007.

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