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Funny story: The Six O'Clock News Read By Jessica Akrill, Aged 5

The Six O'Clock News Read By Jessica Akrill, Aged 5

Hello, everybody! And now here is today's news with me, Jessica Akrill, aged 5. Today some misters in a country where they is a lot of sand and a lot of trouble, hurt a lot of other misters and ladies and boys and girls with a 'BOMB'. That's what...
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Funny story: Woman Splits Ringpiece After Having Big Shit

Woman Splits Ringpiece After Having Big Shit

Emergency services rushed to a house in Bradford this morning after a call from a concerned husband alerted them to the fact that his wife had injured her arsehole after trying to have an enormous dump. Sarfraz Nawadi called West Yorkshire Ambulan...
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Funny story: Pink Floyd 'The Wall' Mexico Reissue Set For March 20

Pink Floyd 'The Wall' Mexico Reissue Set For March 20

Bosses at Columbia Records have said that Pink Floyd, the pioneering British rock band, are to have their seminal 1979 studio album 'The Wall' re-released in Mexico. The album, the group's eleventh, has sold more than 20 million copies worldwide,...
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Funny story: American Dream Over; American Nightmare Begins

American Dream Over; American Nightmare Begins

The American Dream, that belief in the freedom that allows all United States citizens and residents to achieve their goals in life through hard work, the opportunity for children to receive an education and subsequent career opportunities, and the ch...
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Funny story: Pretty Girl in Convenience Store Wanted Banging

Pretty Girl in Convenience Store Wanted Banging

There was much excitement in a Bangkok convenience store at the weekend when it became clear that one of the assistants working behind the counter was being 'rather too friendly' with one of the customers. The incident, which took place in the Cen...
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Funny story: Hull City Fans In New Protest

Hull City Fans In New Protest

Hull City supporters, angry at the lack of investment in the club by its owners, which has resulted in a shortage of available players from which new manager Marco Silva can select, have organised a new protest. The fans attending Saturday's home...
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Funny story: George Michel Dead

George Michel Dead

There was sadness and sorrow in equal amounts this morning after news broke of the death of one of the City of London's most respected citizens, roadsweeper George Michel. George, a father of four, finally succumbed on Christmas night after a long...
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Funny story: Murderer Told He Will Not Face Jail

Murderer Told He Will Not Face Jail

A man who, it has been claimed, is responsible for at least 1,000 murders has been told that he will be spared a prison sentence because all of the victims were ants. Moys Kenwood, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, has admitted that he has k...
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Funny story: Sam Allardyce Resigns From England Job With 100% Record

Sam Allardyce Resigns From England Job With 100% Record

England football manager Sam Allardyce today stepped down from the post, and immediately became the first England team manager in history to leave the job with a 100% record. Allardyce, who took over from previous boss, Roy Hodgson, in July, guide...
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Funny story: Rain Nearly Spoiled Market Night For Traders At Victory Monument

Rain Nearly Spoiled Market Night For Traders At Victory Monument

Everything was going just fine at a busy Bangkok market last Friday night, until spots of rain began to fall from a cloudy sky, prompting traders to panic and cover their wares with plastic sheets, to avoid them becoming soaked. The threatened dow...
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Funny story: Man On Bus Was Talking Shit

Man On Bus Was Talking Shit

A passenger on a bus in the northern city of Hull was said by another man sitting close by, to speaking 'total shit', it has been reported. Moys Kenwood, 51, was travelling on an East Yorkshire service 121 to Beverley this afternoon, when a gentle...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Dead

Donald Trump Dead

In what must be the most shocking news imaginable for many people in the United States of America, it has, this morning, been reported that Illinois road cleaning operative, Don Trump, has been killed in a horrific road accident whilst minding his ow...
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Funny story: IS Concern Over 'Unradicalized' Muslims

IS Concern Over 'Unradicalized' Muslims

A government report claims that hundreds, if not thousands, of Muslim youths are returning from Islamic states such as Syria in a disillusioned condition in what has become known as Unradicalization. Youths as young as 6 months old have been admit...
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Funny story: Hull Man Refuses To Write Donald Trump Story

Hull Man Refuses To Write Donald Trump Story

A writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com has refused to buckle to media pressure and write an inane and pointless story about American businessman, politician, television personality, and candidate for the Republican nomination for President o...
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Funny story: Woman Spotted With 'Baby' Doll

Woman Spotted With 'Baby' Doll

Diners at a Bangkok food centre were left agape on Sunday, when a woman carrying a doll started acting as if the toy was a real baby. The woman, aged around 75 years old, was accompanied by several other younger women - possibly her middle-aged da...
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Funny story: Leicester City Now Most Popular Team In Thailand

Leicester City Now Most Popular Team In Thailand

Leicester City, the team who spent almost the whole of the 2014/15 season battling against relegation from the Premier League, and who have taken the country by storm this time around, are on the verge of something spectacular. The Foxes are abou...
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Funny story: Hull Man Writes Story To Alleviate Boredom

Hull Man Writes Story To Alleviate Boredom

A Englishman man living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has revealed how he wrote and published a story on satirical news website TheSpoof.com simply to 'cheer himself up', and to alleviate symptoms of 'pure and unadulterated boredom'. Moys Kenwood...
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Funny story: Hull Housewives Getting Jittery Over Tigers' Relegation Tussle

Hull Housewives Getting Jittery Over Tigers' Relegation Tussle

The end of yet another English Premier League season is upon us, and even though the title race has been decided, there are still relegation issues to be settled. In amongst these are Hull City, whose fans, although still believing in their team's ab...
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Pigeons In Uproar Over Loss of Statues

The recent nationwide spree of removing public monuments has resulted in an upheaval among the so called 'rats with wings' as they attempt to cling to structures that no longer exist.
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