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Funny story: Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo

Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo

Whether it was a case of nervous agitation and uncontrolled excitement, or the direct result of an earlier-consumed over-ripe curry hasn't yet been ascertained, but the upshot of some or all of the above was that one lovestruck Englishman was today c...
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Funny story: Hull City FA Cup Semi-Final Victory Down To Hull Man's Beard - Claim

Hull City FA Cup Semi-Final Victory Down To Hull Man's Beard - Claim

The outcome of the exciting FA Cup Semi-Final tie between Premier League Hull City and their Yorkshire rivals Sheffield United on Sunday was due almost entirely to a Hull man's beard, according to a claim made this morning. The astonishing claim w...
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Funny story: David Moyes Now Older Than Sir Alex Ferguson

David Moyes Now Older Than Sir Alex Ferguson

A medical examination by healthcare workers at Old Trafford has revealed that Manchester United manager David Moyes is now 'older' than former boss Sir Alex Ferguson. Moyes, who took control over the Reds in July 2013, was 50 years old at the time...
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Funny story: Missing Plane Found Under Boy's Bed

Missing Plane Found Under Boy's Bed

In the latest of a series of 'unbelievable discoveries' in the Potteries area of England, the missing Malaysian Airlines flight that disappeared nearly two weeks ago en route to Beijing, has turned up safe and sound underneath a boy's bed. Flight...
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Funny story: Man Spotted Dog Turd 'Too Late'

Man Spotted Dog Turd 'Too Late'

An Englishman working as a teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok, was left with egg on his face and shit on his shoe today, after he stepped on a dog turd. The man, Moys Kenwood, was walking around a market in the city when he spied the offending...
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Funny story: Hercule Poirot Star Dead

Hercule Poirot Star Dead

There was a great outpouring of grief in Belgium this morning when it was announced that David Suchet, the actor who brought to life the fictional detective created by Agatha Christie, Hercule Poirot, would play the part no more due to complications...
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Funny story: Moyes Quits!

Moyes Quits!

The world of Manchester United Football Club was shaken to its very foundations earlier today when it was revealed that cleaning operative Madge Moyes, newly-recruited to the cleaning pool in the summer, had quit. Moyes, 50, who had only been at O...
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Funny story: Man Involved In Argument Over The Colour Turquoise

Man Involved In Argument Over The Colour Turquoise

An English teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told of an incident in which he and his girlfriend became involved in an argument over the colour turquoise. The man, Moys Kenwood, claims he asked his girlfriend, Nok, who was wearing a pair o...
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Funny story: Sol Campbell On His Soap Box Again

Sol Campbell On His Soap Box Again

Former England defender Sol Campbell has criticised the lack of diversity on the Football Association commission set up to find ways of improving the national team. All eight members of FA chairman Greg Dyke's panel are white. "I wouldn't mind...
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Funny story: English Teacher Sits Through Entire 3-Hour Lesson Without Teaching So Much As A Single Thing!

English Teacher Sits Through Entire 3-Hour Lesson Without Teaching So Much As A Single Thing!

An Englishman masquerading as a teacher in the Pinklao district of the T**i capital of B******k, surpassed his already-low standards at the weekend, when, conducting a class full of stroppy, hormonal and poor-attitude-laden 15-year-olds, he waded thr...
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Funny story: Woman Fakes Orgasm

Woman Fakes Orgasm

There were reports of unrest in Southeast Asia this morning after a woman is alleged to have faked an orgasm. The incident took place in the Thai capital of Bangkok during the early evening of Saturday, after a man and his girlfriend had sex in an...
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Funny story: Toothpaste Squeezed From Top Of Tube 'Drama'

Toothpaste Squeezed From Top Of Tube 'Drama'

Police in Wiltshire are investigating an allegation that a member of the public squeezed a tube of toothpaste from the top of a tube instead of from the bottom, leaving an unsightly bendy bit in the middle of the tube, and lashings of toothpaste stil...
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Funny story: Andy Murray To Marry Fred Perry's Daughter

Andy Murray To Marry Fred Perry's Daughter

British number 1 tennis player Andy Murray has announced plans to marry Fred Perry's daughter Penny in a ceremony at Wimbledon's Centre Court next month. Murray became the first Briton in 77 years to win the Mens Singles championship at Wimbledon...
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Funny story: Hull City Warned By Steve Bruce About Complacency

Hull City Warned By Steve Bruce About Complacency

Hull City boss Steve Bruce has warned his players not to be complacent after they were pitched against Chelsea on the opening day of the new Premier League season. Bruce told his team that they should be wary, and exercise a degree of caution when...
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Funny story: Wimbledon 2013: Laura Robson To Have Two Hillocks Named After Her

Wimbledon 2013: Laura Robson To Have Two Hillocks Named After Her

Laura Robson, the British tennis start who stunneded 10th seed Maria Kirilenko to reach the second round of Wimbledon 2013, is to follow in the footsteps of previous British tennis 'greats' Tim Henman and Andy Murray, and, in time-honoured fashion, h...
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Funny story: Paul Gascoigne On Wagon

Paul Gascoigne On Wagon

Former Newcastle United, Tottenham Hotspur, Lazio and England midfielder Paul Gascoigne, is rumoured to have given up drinking alcohol after he was spotted on Tyneside on Tuesday on the back of a coal wagon. Gascoigne, who also played for Boston U...
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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson New Manchester City Manager

Sir Alex Ferguson New Manchester City Manager

Sir Alex Ferguson, the outgoing manager of Premier League champions Manchester United, is to be unveiled later this week as the new manager of arch-rivals, and last year's champions, Manchester City. Sir Alex, 81, handed in his resignation letter...
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Funny story: Millwall Fans Split Into Three Factions

Millwall Fans Split Into Three Factions

Fans of Millwall FC, in trouble recently for fighting amongst themselves at Wembley Stadium, have announced that they have split, not into two warring factions, but three. The FA Cup semi-final tie against Wigan Athletic was noteworthy, largely, f...
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