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Funny story: Hull Housewives Getting Jittery Over Tigers' Relegation Tussle

Hull Housewives Getting Jittery Over Tigers' Relegation Tussle

The end of yet another English Premier League season is upon us, and even though the title race has been decided, there are still relegation issues to be settled. In amongst these are Hull City, whose fans, although still believing in their team's ab...
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Funny story: Man Walking Dog In Woods Doesn't Find Murder Victim

Man Walking Dog In Woods Doesn't Find Murder Victim

A man walking his dog in a wooded area near Evesham has told friends how, despite expecting to any minute, he didn't find a mutilated corpse, the victim of some gruesome revenge killing or spontaneous, frenzied 'rape-gone-wrong'. The man, Ernest N...
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Funny story: AFC Bournemouth Rule Out Complacency Ahead Of Crucial Last Game

AFC Bournemouth Rule Out Complacency Ahead Of Crucial Last Game

AFC Bournemouth, the little-known Southcoast football club that has its name quirkily back-to-front, have ruled out complacency in their final match, as they hover on the verge of promotion to the Premier League for the first time in their 116-year h...
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Funny story: Derelict Soap Dispenser Found At School

Derelict Soap Dispenser Found At School

Authorities in the Thai capital of Bangkok have today said that an ancient soap dispenser has been discovered in the toilets at a school in the city, prompting fears that, at one time, soap may have been used to wash children's hands after they had v...
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Funny story: Hull Man Makes Comeback After Friend's Pick-Me-Up Email

Hull Man Makes Comeback After Friend's Pick-Me-Up Email

An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told how a period of 'inner reflection' he undertook after receiving an email from a long-lost friend led to the rediscovery of a talent for scribbling that had lain dormant for more than thirty...
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Funny story: Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo

Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo

Whether it was a case of nervous agitation and uncontrolled excitement, or the direct result of an earlier-consumed over-ripe curry hasn't yet been ascertained, but the upshot of some or all of the above was that one lovestruck Englishman was today c...
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Funny story: Hull City FA Cup Semi-Final Victory Down To Hull Man's Beard - Claim

Hull City FA Cup Semi-Final Victory Down To Hull Man's Beard - Claim

The outcome of the exciting FA Cup Semi-Final tie between Premier League Hull City and their Yorkshire rivals Sheffield United on Sunday was due almost entirely to a Hull man's beard, according to a claim made this morning. The astonishing claim w...
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Funny story: David Moyes Now Older Than Sir Alex Ferguson

David Moyes Now Older Than Sir Alex Ferguson

A medical examination by healthcare workers at Old Trafford has revealed that Manchester United manager David Moyes is now 'older' than former boss Sir Alex Ferguson. Moyes, who took control over the Reds in July 2013, was 50 years old at the time...
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Funny story: Missing Plane Found Under Boy's Bed

Missing Plane Found Under Boy's Bed

In the latest of a series of 'unbelievable discoveries' in the Potteries area of England, the missing Malaysian Airlines flight that disappeared nearly two weeks ago en route to Beijing, has turned up safe and sound underneath a boy's bed. Flight...
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Funny story: Man Spotted Dog Turd 'Too Late'

Man Spotted Dog Turd 'Too Late'

An Englishman working as a teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok, was left with egg on his face and shit on his shoe today, after he stepped on a dog turd. The man, Moys Kenwood, was walking around a market in the city when he spied the offending...
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Funny story: Hercule Poirot Star Dead

Hercule Poirot Star Dead

There was a great outpouring of grief in Belgium this morning when it was announced that David Suchet, the actor who brought to life the fictional detective created by Agatha Christie, Hercule Poirot, would play the part no more due to complications...
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Funny story: Moyes Quits!

Moyes Quits!

The world of Manchester United Football Club was shaken to its very foundations earlier today when it was revealed that cleaning operative Madge Moyes, newly-recruited to the cleaning pool in the summer, had quit. Moyes, 50, who had only been at O...
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Funny story: Man Involved In Argument Over The Colour Turquoise

Man Involved In Argument Over The Colour Turquoise

An English teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told of an incident in which he and his girlfriend became involved in an argument over the colour turquoise. The man, Moys Kenwood, claims he asked his girlfriend, Nok, who was wearing a pair o...
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Funny story: Sol Campbell On His Soap Box Again

Sol Campbell On His Soap Box Again

Former England defender Sol Campbell has criticised the lack of diversity on the Football Association commission set up to find ways of improving the national team. All eight members of FA chairman Greg Dyke's panel are white. "I wouldn't mind...
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Funny story: English Teacher Sits Through Entire 3-Hour Lesson Without Teaching So Much As A Single Thing!

English Teacher Sits Through Entire 3-Hour Lesson Without Teaching So Much As A Single Thing!

An Englishman masquerading as a teacher in the Pinklao district of the T**i capital of B******k, surpassed his already-low standards at the weekend, when, conducting a class full of stroppy, hormonal and poor-attitude-laden 15-year-olds, he waded thr...
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Funny story: Woman Fakes Orgasm

Woman Fakes Orgasm

There were reports of unrest in Southeast Asia this morning after a woman is alleged to have faked an orgasm. The incident took place in the Thai capital of Bangkok during the early evening of Saturday, after a man and his girlfriend had sex in an...
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Funny story: Toothpaste Squeezed From Top Of Tube 'Drama'

Toothpaste Squeezed From Top Of Tube 'Drama'

Police in Wiltshire are investigating an allegation that a member of the public squeezed a tube of toothpaste from the top of a tube instead of from the bottom, leaving an unsightly bendy bit in the middle of the tube, and lashings of toothpaste stil...
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Funny story: Andy Murray To Marry Fred Perry's Daughter

Andy Murray To Marry Fred Perry's Daughter

British number 1 tennis player Andy Murray has announced plans to marry Fred Perry's daughter Penny in a ceremony at Wimbledon's Centre Court next month. Murray became the first Briton in 77 years to win the Mens Singles championship at Wimbledon...
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Monsanto... Very Fishy Indeed!

After dumping two tons of genetically modified fish into the Atlantic, anyone henceforth fishing in any ocean or sea anywhere in the world will have to buy a licence from Monsanto ... or be sued.
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