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Royal Baby Name Betting Latest

Funny story: Royal Baby Name Betting Latest

There were wild celebrations all round Britain today, after the news about the latest addition to the Royal Family had sunk in with the plebeians. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's third child, a boy, waved to the hordes of wellwishers who had g...

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Royal Baby 'Wiggled Fingers'

Funny story: Royal Baby 'Wiggled Fingers'

The third child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge has been born, and TheSpoof.com can unexclusively reveal that it is a boy! Prince William and his wife emerged from the St. Mary's Hospital just before 6pm last night, and stood on the steps soa...

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Einstürzende Neubauten Booked To Perform Before FA Cup Final

Funny story: Einstürzende Neubauten Booked To Perform Before FA Cup Final

German industrial band Einstürzende Neubauten, famous for their inventive use of scrap metal and building tools to make 'music', have been booked to perform at Wembley Stadium before this year's FA Cup final between Manchester United and Chelsea.

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Mouse Became Stuck On Glue Trap

Funny story: Mouse Became Stuck On Glue Trap

There was a shock in store for a Cambodian mouse last night, as it became stuck on a 'glue trap' that had been left for it, and was unable to escape. The mouse - and possibly others like it - had been scurrying about the roofspaces of a house in...

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Waffle House Shooting Hero Hoped For Free Waffle

Funny story: Waffle House Shooting Hero Hoped For Free Waffle

The hero of the latest US Gun Outrage (USGO) in Nashville, Tennessee yesterday says he acted in the way that he did, because he hoped he might be given a free waffle. Heroic James Shaw Jr., 29, wrestled the naked gunman, Travis Reinking - mysterio...

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Dr Dre 'Struck Off' For Using Excessive Bad Language

Funny story: Dr Dre 'Struck Off' For Using Excessive Bad Language

American rap star, record producer and medic Dr Dre has incurred the wrath of the US medical community and has been 'struck off' after senior members lost patience with his incessant and excessive bad language. Dre, real name Dr. Andre Young, was,...

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Man Moved Family To Alaska To Avoid Terrorist Threat

Funny story: Man Moved Family To Alaska To Avoid Terrorist Threat

A man has sold his home and taken his family to live in Alaska after he became increasingly worried about the threat of terrorism, it has emerged. Ralph Conk, 53, was so concerned about the threat posed by terrorists, that he 'upped sticks' and to...

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Wanking Study Results Published

Funny story: Wanking Study Results Published

The results of a year-long study on the ancient art of masturbation have been published in this month's completely fictitious science magazine 'Quirky Science Monthly'. Science students at Manchester University recorded data produced by 1,100 part...

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No Shit News: Donald Trump And Syria

Funny story: No Shit News: Donald Trump And Syria

Hello, everyone, this is No Shit News letting you know what's REALLY happening around the world today. That's NSN for the Truth! Here's Jay Labier. "Sup everyone? Er, I wanna tell ya 'bout what's goin on over there in Syria. On Saturday, the combi...

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'No Shit News' Goes On Air

Funny story: 'No Shit News' Goes On Air

A brand new news station has gone 'on air' today, aiming to combat the current trend by some media companies to misreport, manipulate, or even completely fabricate 'news' to suit their own sordid political agendas. 'No Shit News' (NSN) is the idea...

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Mark Zuckerberg Unfriended By Thousands On Facebook

Funny story: Mark Zuckerberg Unfriended By Thousands On Facebook

Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, who has been answering questions before Congress about his company's relationship with Cambridge Analytica, has been feeling the backlash this week - he's been 'Unfriended' by more than 50,000 'friends'. The c...

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Man Rejects Mark Zuckerberg Facebook 'Friend Request'

Funny story: Man Rejects Mark Zuckerberg Facebook 'Friend Request'

There was further drama in the Facebook - Cambridge Analytica - Mark Zuckerberg controversy this evening, when a writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com received a 'Friend Request' from the aforementioned Zuckerberg - and rejected it. The wr...

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Restaurant Was 'Uncontaminated By Food'

Funny story: Restaurant Was 'Uncontaminated By Food'

A potential diner was left disappointed and hungry last night, when the Bangkok restaurant, at which he intended to take his répast, told him they were 'out of food', leaving him speechless and dinnerless. Moys Kenwood, 51, had gone to the Big C F...

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Man Dropped Litter Under Policeman's Nose

Funny story: Man Dropped Litter Under Policeman's Nose

A man walking with friends along the main Suksawat Road near to soi 17, in the Thai capital of Bangkok last night, was seen to drop litter - a crisp packet - onto the footpath 'without a second thought', it has emerged. The incident happened in f...

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Couple To Divorce Over Toilet Seat

Funny story: Couple To Divorce Over Toilet Seat

A couple in Barrow-in-Furness have told family and friends that they are to divorce after failing to reach an amicable agreement in their decades-old dispute over their toilet seat. Malcolm and Marjery Loggerhead have been man and wife for 52 year...

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Cat Got Stuck In Tree

Funny story: Cat Got Stuck In Tree

Fire crews rushed to the scene of a 'major incident' in the Mannigham area of Bradford late yesterday, when a cat became stuck in a tree, and had its owner 'worried to pieces', it's been rumoured. The cat, Major, had climbed the horse chestnut tre...

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Spurs' Harry Kane In Hot Water With Girlfriend

Funny story: Spurs' Harry Kane In Hot Water With Girlfriend

Harry Kane, the Tottenham and England footballer, was in hot water with his girlfriend after he swore on his daughter's life that he scored his side's second goal during their 2-1 victory over Stoke City on Saturday. The Premier League goals accre...

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Man Felt Cheated Over Dating Site Promise

Funny story: Man Felt Cheated Over Dating Site Promise

A man who clicked on a link to a dating site in order to meet a girl he had seen in an advert, claimed today that he felt 'cheated' when he didn't get to meet the girl, even though a caption told him: "meet her now''. The man - whose identity has...

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