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Piers Morgan Isn't Very Nice

Funny story: Piers Morgan Isn't Very Nice

Piers Morgan, the host of TV's 'Good Morning Britain' show, has been widely-criticised for his own rather critical comments about Daniel Craig carrying his daughter in a 'papoose', but, in fairness, he has his reasons. Morgan, a complete twat, cal...

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Royal Family Breeding Like Rabbits

Funny story: Royal Family Breeding Like Rabbits

News has just reached us that yet another Royal baby has been conceived, and will be making an appearance sometime in the Spring. The exact date has not been announced, but, frankly, who cares? There was a time when a new addition to the royal fam...

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Kangaroo Attack Family Talk Calmly About Their Experience

Funny story: Kangaroo Attack Family Talk Calmly About Their Experience

An Australian couple and their son, who have been caring for kangaroos for more than 30 years, have spoken to reporters about the savage attack that changed their minds about the infernal beasts. Jim and Linda Santoro, from Millmerran in Queenslan...

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FA's New Fairplay Scheme: Teams That 'Should Have Won' To Be Awarded All Three Points

Funny story: FA's New Fairplay Scheme: Teams That 'Should Have Won' To Be Awarded All Three Points

The Football Association has announced that, in order to "address the perceived unfairness in domestic football", it will introduce a new scheme whereby teams that 'should have won' will be awarded the three points. The scheme will be operated by...

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President Trump Floats Slavery Idea

Funny story: President Trump Floats Slavery Idea

President Donald Trump has indicated at a meeting with Republican colleagues, that, as a way of solving problems in the employment sector, he "would not totally oppose" the idea of a return to slavery on a limited scale. The news had an earth-shat...

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Royal Wedding TV Channel To Be Launched

Funny story: Royal Wedding TV Channel To Be Launched

The BBC are set to launch a brand new Royal Wedding Channel which will cover every Royal Wedding ever televised. These would include: Princess Eugenie v. Jack Brooksbank Prince Harry v. Meghan Markle Prince William v. Catherine 'Kate' Mi...

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Rare Coin Arouses Interest On eBay

Funny story: Rare Coin Arouses Interest On eBay

Coin collectors were in the news again earlier today, when an extremely rare 10p coin attracted the attentions of several serious bidders on auction website eBay. Or is it ebay? The coin, which is like MANY other 10p coins - in that, it has that...

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Man Admits He Had 'No Idea' Who Jadon Sancho Was

Funny story: Man Admits He Had 'No Idea' Who Jadon Sancho Was

A man reading a report on the football match played last night between Croatia and England, had to confess that he had no idea who Jadon Sancho was, and had never heard of the bloke. "I'd never heard of the bloke," he confessed. Moys Kenwood, 5...

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Princess Eugenie Tits Gaffe In Royal Wedding Coverage

Funny story: Princess Eugenie Tits Gaffe In Royal Wedding Coverage

The Royal Wedding of Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank has been spoilt by the BBC, whose subtitles staff could think of nothing better to remark upon than her breasts As the princess alit from her vehicle at Windsor Castle, a nation of TV viewe...

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Conor McGregor Suspended For Being A Complete And Utter Twat

Funny story: Conor McGregor Suspended For Being A Complete And Utter Twat

Fresh from his recent stunning defeat at the hands of the Russian, Khabib Nurmagomedov, former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, Conor McGregor, has been suspended from all forms of fighting, for being a complete and utter twat. This inc...

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Toilet Was 'Out Of Order', But Man Was Desperate

Funny story: Toilet Was 'Out Of Order', But Man Was Desperate

A toilet that was displaying an 'Out Of Order' sign was the scene of an unsavoury incident in Hull recently, when a man who was shopping in the city centre realized he was desperate for a babber. Moys Kenwood, 55, was ambling vacantly around the P...

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Bill Cosby Jail Escape Latest

Funny story: Bill Cosby Jail Escape Latest

After what newspaper reports have already called 'The Cosby Redemption', women all across the United States were being warned to be 'extremely vigilant' this evening, after it was revealed that the jailed former comedian, Bill Cosby, had managed to o...

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BBC Newsreader Criticised For Flagging Down Police Car For Lift

Funny story: BBC Newsreader Criticised For Flagging Down Police Car For Lift

The BBC newsreader, Fiona Bruce, has been widely criticised for stopping a police car, and asking for a lift. The feisty Bruce - that one with the reddish hair and 'Catwoman' look who stands there in the dominatrix pose - got out of a taxi which w...

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President Trump Announces Two New Public Holidays

Funny story: President Trump Announces Two New Public Holidays

President Donald Trump has reacted swiftly to the good news about Judge Brett Kavanaugh's being confirmed as Associate Justice Supreme Court by introducing not one, but two, new US national public holidays. The first of these holidays is to be Oct...

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BBC News Hacked By Russia

Funny story: BBC News Hacked By Russia

Russian hackers are believed to be behind the 'technical glitch' that threw the BBC into disarray yesterday afternoon just after 3pm. For a while, the channel played recorded 'old news', but this backfired when the main news featured the death of...

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Bill Cosby Unveils His Jailbird Jazz Sextet

Funny story: Bill Cosby Unveils His Jailbird Jazz Sextet

If you hear some coolnotes coming at you in the vicinity of the Pennsylvania State Correctional Institution Phoenix, it's probably the supercool and sexy, funky jazz sound of the Jailbird Jazz Sextet, the brainchild of jailed former comedian, Bill Co...

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Judge Kavanaugh Is Going Out For Drinks On Friday Night, Women Warned

Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh Is Going Out For Drinks On Friday Night, Women Warned

Newly-confirmed US Supreme Court judge, Brett Kavanaugh, is to meet with friends 'for a few drinks' on Friday evening, and women have been warned to keep their distance. Judge Kavanaugh, who was cleared by a select committee of any sexual wrongdoi...

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President Trump To Change The Ending Of 'In The Heat Of The Night' (1967)

Funny story: President Trump To Change The Ending Of 'In The Heat Of The Night' (1967)

In the latest of a series of ultraradical Right-leaning decisions, US President Donald Trump has decided to change the ending of the highly-influential 1967 Norman Jewison movie, 'In The Heat Of The Night'. The movie starring Rod Steiger and Sidne...

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Breaking news…

Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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