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Funny story: Murderer Told He Will Not Face Jail

Murderer Told He Will Not Face Jail

A man who, it has been claimed, is responsible for at least 1,000 murders has been told that he will be spared a prison sentence because all of the victims were ants. Moys Kenwood, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire, has admitted that he has k...
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Funny story: Sam Allardyce Resigns From England Job With 100% Record

Sam Allardyce Resigns From England Job With 100% Record

England football manager Sam Allardyce today stepped down from the post, and immediately became the first England team manager in history to leave the job with a 100% record. Allardyce, who took over from previous boss, Roy Hodgson, in July, guide...
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Funny story: Rain Nearly Spoiled Market Night For Traders At Victory Monument

Rain Nearly Spoiled Market Night For Traders At Victory Monument

Everything was going just fine at a busy Bangkok market last Friday night, until spots of rain began to fall from a cloudy sky, prompting traders to panic and cover their wares with plastic sheets, to avoid them becoming soaked. The threatened dow...
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Funny story: Man On Bus Was Talking Shit

Man On Bus Was Talking Shit

A passenger on a bus in the northern city of Hull was said by another man sitting close by, to speaking 'total shit', it has been reported. Moys Kenwood, 51, was travelling on an East Yorkshire service 121 to Beverley this afternoon, when a gentle...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Dead

Donald Trump Dead

In what must be the most shocking news imaginable for many people in the United States of America, it has, this morning, been reported that Illinois road cleaning operative, Don Trump, has been killed in a horrific road accident whilst minding his ow...
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Funny story: IS Concern Over 'Unradicalized' Muslims

IS Concern Over 'Unradicalized' Muslims

A government report claims that hundreds, if not thousands, of Muslim youths are returning from Islamic states such as Syria in a disillusioned condition in what has become known as Unradicalization. Youths as young as 6 months old have been admit...
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Funny story: Hull Man Refuses To Write Donald Trump Story

Hull Man Refuses To Write Donald Trump Story

A writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com has refused to buckle to media pressure and write an inane and pointless story about American businessman, politician, television personality, and candidate for the Republican nomination for President o...
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Funny story: Woman Spotted With 'Baby' Doll

Woman Spotted With 'Baby' Doll

Diners at a Bangkok food centre were left agape on Sunday, when a woman carrying a doll started acting as if the toy was a real baby. The woman, aged around 75 years old, was accompanied by several other younger women - possibly her middle-aged da...
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Funny story: Leicester City Now Most Popular Team In Thailand

Leicester City Now Most Popular Team In Thailand

Leicester City, the team who spent almost the whole of the 2014/15 season battling against relegation from the Premier League, and who have taken the country by storm this time around, are on the verge of something spectacular. The Foxes are abou...
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Funny story: Hull Man Writes Story To Alleviate Boredom

Hull Man Writes Story To Alleviate Boredom

A Englishman man living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has revealed how he wrote and published a story on satirical news website TheSpoof.com simply to 'cheer himself up', and to alleviate symptoms of 'pure and unadulterated boredom'. Moys Kenwood...
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Funny story: Hull Housewives Getting Jittery Over Tigers' Relegation Tussle

Hull Housewives Getting Jittery Over Tigers' Relegation Tussle

The end of yet another English Premier League season is upon us, and even though the title race has been decided, there are still relegation issues to be settled. In amongst these are Hull City, whose fans, although still believing in their team's ab...
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Funny story: Man Walking Dog In Woods Doesn't Find Murder Victim

Man Walking Dog In Woods Doesn't Find Murder Victim

A man walking his dog in a wooded area near Evesham has told friends how, despite expecting to any minute, he didn't find a mutilated corpse, the victim of some gruesome revenge killing or spontaneous, frenzied 'rape-gone-wrong'. The man, Ernest N...
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Funny story: AFC Bournemouth Rule Out Complacency Ahead Of Crucial Last Game

AFC Bournemouth Rule Out Complacency Ahead Of Crucial Last Game

AFC Bournemouth, the little-known Southcoast football club that has its name quirkily back-to-front, have ruled out complacency in their final match, as they hover on the verge of promotion to the Premier League for the first time in their 116-year h...
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Funny story: Derelict Soap Dispenser Found At School

Derelict Soap Dispenser Found At School

Authorities in the Thai capital of Bangkok have today said that an ancient soap dispenser has been discovered in the toilets at a school in the city, prompting fears that, at one time, soap may have been used to wash children's hands after they had v...
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Funny story: Hull Man Makes Comeback After Friend's Pick-Me-Up Email

Hull Man Makes Comeback After Friend's Pick-Me-Up Email

An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told how a period of 'inner reflection' he undertook after receiving an email from a long-lost friend led to the rediscovery of a talent for scribbling that had lain dormant for more than thirty...
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Funny story: Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo

Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo

Whether it was a case of nervous agitation and uncontrolled excitement, or the direct result of an earlier-consumed over-ripe curry hasn't yet been ascertained, but the upshot of some or all of the above was that one lovestruck Englishman was today c...
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Funny story: Hull City FA Cup Semi-Final Victory Down To Hull Man's Beard - Claim

Hull City FA Cup Semi-Final Victory Down To Hull Man's Beard - Claim

The outcome of the exciting FA Cup Semi-Final tie between Premier League Hull City and their Yorkshire rivals Sheffield United on Sunday was due almost entirely to a Hull man's beard, according to a claim made this morning. The astonishing claim w...
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Funny story: David Moyes Now Older Than Sir Alex Ferguson

David Moyes Now Older Than Sir Alex Ferguson

A medical examination by healthcare workers at Old Trafford has revealed that Manchester United manager David Moyes is now 'older' than former boss Sir Alex Ferguson. Moyes, who took control over the Reds in July 2013, was 50 years old at the time...
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