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Funny story: Jade Goody "I saw everything ya Honour"

Jade Goody "I saw everything ya Honour"

The television star and serial racist Jade Goody was again in the spotlight today when she was appearing in court to present her account of an attack that took place in February this year at top London nightclub "The National Fr...
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Funny story: Richard Gere: "Gimme a break man"

Richard Gere: "Gimme a break man"

Sobbing fans of Richard Gere were today were delighted when rampant locals switched their hatred, instead to the attention of 'India's favouritist Indian in the world ever' Shilpa Shetty.
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Funny story: Iran: Finders Keepers Rule Over Sailors

Iran: Finders Keepers Rule Over Sailors

Fifteen Royal Navy personnel captured on Friday, who were reportedly in Iranian waters are to be 'claimed' as property by the rogue country. The 'finders keepers' rule, often used in playground disputes has been draft...
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Funny story: Robert Kilroy-Silk: "M&S Fund Terror" Claims

Robert Kilroy-Silk: "M&S Fund Terror" Claims

Sensationalist & former talk show host Robert Kilroy-Silk was again making bold claims in Brussels today, claiming M&S were key players in the 'war on terror'. Silk, as his supporters like call him has said to have stumbled on some 'bloke...
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Funny story: Bono: "I like them big and round"

Bono: "I like them big and round"

'Popular' entertainer, singer & politician Bono who famously fronts the immortal rock group U2, appeared drunk on Irish Television last night. Bono 67, was appearing on chat show 'Tirty Minutes with Keiren O'moonshine' when he mad...
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Funny story: Robbie Williams: "I Am Not Gay"

Robbie Williams: "I Am Not Gay"

Pop singer & all round entertainer Robbie Williams today again denied he is homosexual after growing press interest into his personal life lead to rumours that Williams was in fact having a relationship with a 'rent boy&...
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Funny story: Gallows Prepared For Goody

Gallows Prepared For Goody

Big Brother star Jade Goody has in an exclusive interview inside the Big Brother house reveiled she isn't a real racist. It is thought that Goody, 53 has also never lied. The serial 'truth teller' said today, "I'...
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Funny story: Drawing The Line: Doherty hopes to get into Record Books

Drawing The Line: Doherty hopes to get into Record Books

Singer Pete Doherty of pop band Babyshambles has announced he is to snort, uninterrupted - the longest line of cocaine in the world ever. Police officials have ok'd the event & it is hoped the singer will die & stop wasting Polic...
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Funny story: MP Insists a Cheeky Girl Is For Life, Not Just Xmas

MP Insists a Cheeky Girl Is For Life, Not Just Xmas

Liberal Democrat MP, Lembit Opik who not only has a bizarre unpronounceable name, now sports a 'Cheeky Girl' on his arm.
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Funny story: Saddam's Blog reveils final days

Saddam's Blog reveils final days

It is now thought gallow man Saddam Hussein & former leader of now 'safe as houses' Iraqi kept a blog of his final days in US captivity.
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Funny story: Pop's Easy Says Industry Expert

Pop's Easy Says Industry Expert

Ever dreamt of being a popstar? Singing other people's songs to thousands of brain dead, screaming middle aged bored house wives? According to music expert Paul Gamblerachino it's never been easier. Even the chart rules have changed so any un...
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Funny story: Glastonbury Rumours Rife As The Police Reform

Glastonbury Rumours Rife As The Police Reform

Glastonbury founder Michael Beavis was today thanking his persistent nagging as The Police famed for hits like 'Roxanne' & 'Don't Stand So Close To Me' announced they would be pe...
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Funny story: Dame Helen Mirren Flashes Golden Globes

Dame Helen Mirren Flashes Golden Globes

Dame Helen Mirren, has taken a strong grasp on this years Golden Globe Awards which took place in Karbul last night, winning Two awards for Elizabeth II in The Queen, a film about the Monarch's days a teenage hooker, but...
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Funny story: Cloudy Apple Juice Riddle Solved

Cloudy Apple Juice Riddle Solved

Scientists in the UK have finally put to rest the riddle of how some apple juice has a 'cloudy' appearance. After many different tests which have used space-age technology & cutting edge methods, Scientists have finally been able to remove th...
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Funny story: Industry Report Shows Polls Are Inconclusive

Industry Report Shows Polls Are Inconclusive

An industry report today showed that Polls into our daily lives are "inconclusive" & "inaccurate". The news comes as Sony launches it's PS7 Handheld games machine with built in microwave.
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Funny story: James Brown's Will Revealed

James Brown's Will Revealed

Family of late singer James Brown who died in his sleep on Christmas Day, aged 73 have been arguing where his reported $700 Million fortune is to be divided. It was thought his partner (at the time)Tomi Rae Hynie will get little or n...
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Funny story: Jade Goody Sex Tape Maims Journalists

Jade Goody Sex Tape Maims Journalists

Three Journalists working for The Sun Newspaper have been hospitalised in what is thought to be 'post traumatic mental stress' caused by viewing a tape supplied to the paper by Ex boyfriend of Goody, Jamie Cashins.
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Funny story: Boy George Sweeps Up Again

Boy George Sweeps Up Again

Eighties entertainer, outrageous homosexual & self made misfit Boy George has appeared in London's Trafalgar square dressed in orange overalls, a giant pink cowboy hat & a broom. It is thought, George real name George Alan O'Dowd was so sick...
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