Hillary Clinton has brought a new twist to the contest to be Democratic presidential candidate by declaring she is black.
Saddam Hussein has written an open letter to U.S. politicians and a human rights group requesting he be allowed to gorge himself on Mars chocolate bars until completely comatose, as part of his upcoming execution.
A year of standard price tags ended abruptly when a male shopper managed to buy a set of headphones and cable on sale on Wednesday.
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