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Funny story: 'Hand Relief' Charity TV Event Announced - Celebrity Porn Extravaganza Set to Raise Millions

'Hand Relief' Charity TV Event Announced - Celebrity Porn Extravaganza Set to Raise Millions

TV5 bosses tonight announced an evening of celebrity porn based programmes aimed at raising millions of pounds for the charity SIN (Slappers in Need). Hand Relief, which will air in late July, will include such treats as: - 'Celebrity Come doggin...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Quits Golf to Concentrate on Shagging

Tiger Woods Quits Golf to Concentrate on Shagging

In a statement on his web-site which has rocked the world of golf, Tiger Woods announced: "I need to give the golf a rest - I'm knackered". He cited the demands of his wife and 78 girlfriends as the reason for this decision. "My swing has deter...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Driving Woes Continue

Tiger Woods Driving Woes Continue

Tiger Woods well documented troubles with his driving ended in a visit to a Florida hospital in the early hours of Friday morning. He managed to duck hook a 300 yard drive from his garage, ricocheting off a fire hydrant and ending up 50 yards out of...
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Funny story: Ex Actor Smacks Her Ex on X-Factor

Ex Actor Smacks Her Ex on X-Factor

Amid chaotic scenes during the live screening of X-Factor last night, contestant Lucie Jones sensationally lashed out with a right hook aimed at judge Louis Walsh. The pugilistic interlude happened halfway through the singer's heart rending renditio...
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Funny story: Brown backing for Blair presidency sealed in 'Pizza Hut pact'

Brown backing for Blair presidency sealed in 'Pizza Hut pact'

At a press conference late last night, Prime Minister Gordon Brown admitted that his backing for Tony Blair as EU President was sealed in a secret meeting at the Walworth branch of Pizza Hut. "Every 15 years we meet up, and this time it was my choic...
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Funny story: It's Official - Philately Will Get You Nowhere

It's Official - Philately Will Get You Nowhere

It's official: Philately will get you nowhere - at least as far as members of the opposite sex are concerned...
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Funny story: Curry's in Sat Nav apology to Navy

Curry's in Sat Nav apology to Navy

The UK's largest electrical retailers, Curry's, today admitted that Sat Nav sets sold to the Royal Navy "may have been a bit iffy". However, the high street giant refused to take the blame for the diplomatic crisis with Iran that h...
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Funny story: More West Ham Woe as Top Player Eaten by Puma

More West Ham Woe as Top Player Eaten by Puma

West Ham's fortunes hit rock bottom earlier today as news emerged that Lucas Neill had been swallowed whole by a huge black cat, thought to be a puma. The incident happened at the Chadwell Heath training ground, where the Australian centre back...
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Funny story: Mourinho demands suspension of Premiership

Mourinho demands suspension of Premiership

In an astonishing press conference this morning, Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho demanded the immediate suspension of the Premiership. He is angry that other clubs are "taking extreme advantage" of the West London club's injury problems -...
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Funny story: I hate this job, says Iraq's PM

I hate this job, says Iraq's PM

Nouri Maliki today told journalists that he can't wait to leave his job as the political head of Iraq. "It's a rubbish job and nobody seems to like me" he protested.
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Funny story: Afghanistan chosen to host 2008 world war

Afghanistan chosen to host 2008 world war

At a gala event in Singapore last night, Afghanistan was chosen to host the next world war, expected to start in 2008. They beat off strong competition from Belgium, Israel and Pakistan to emerge victorious with the catchy slogan "War: Its What...
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Funny story: Shock as Hammers appoint Bjork Director of Football

Shock as Hammers appoint Bjork Director of Football

In a suprise move today, West Ham's Icelandic chairman Eggert Magnusson today announced 90's singing sensation Bjork as their new footballing supremo.
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Funny story: Chelsea will play without referees, following FA offer snub

Chelsea will play without referees, following FA offer snub

Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho today announced that they would no longer agree to allow referees at their matches. It follows the sensational rejection by the English FA this morning of Chelsea's offer to "buy" all premiership referees fo...
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Funny story: Accept Tolerance or Else, says Blair

Accept Tolerance or Else, says Blair

In a landmark speech from Downing Street earlier today, Tony Blair warned that extreme religious groups would not be tolerated in Britain today. "This is a multicultural society" he said "with deeply ingrained values of tolerance and...
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Teachers sentenced for sex with students

A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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