Respect MP, George Galloway has disappeared and thought to be in hiding today after news broke, that Iraq had executed two of Saddam's top aides and are to press the UK to extradite Galloway to be tried and hung for being one of the evil dictator...
In a shock statement today, Health Minister, Rosie Winterton disclosed that the government is to slash the financial burden of elderly care by making euthanasia compulsory at the age of 65.
It was announced today that scientists working closely with the NHS have developed a hand held scanner that detects the super bug MRSA. The gadget, which has been in development for two years, is to be officially called the "Bugger".
A spokeswoman from Duracell, today confirmed that the company has sacked the Duracell Bunny after testing positive for steroids and other controlled substances on the film set of their latest commercial.
It was made official today that Academy Award winner Tom Cruise is to sue chique London cosmetic surgery clinic "Make Me Look Human Ltd." for £40m after bungling his leg extension operation, turning him from a 5 ft 4 in short arse into a 6...
Fourteen fire appliances attended at Buckingham Palace today as fire-fighters battled to control a major blaze on the top floor of Buckingham Palace, thought to be started by the Queen igniting one of her own bottom burps.
A Labour Party spokesman today confirmed that the Foreign Secretary, The RT Hon Margaret Beckett had been shot in the backside by a poacher when out for a Sunday stroll in the woods at her home constituency of Derby. Her condition is not thought to b...
Madonna blew away a group of animal rights campaigners last night when she wore a full-length coat made from her own pubic hair.
A BBC spokesman, today revealed that John Prescott, the soon to be ex Deputy Prime Minister, is to head up the cast in a remake of the popular 70's children's program "The Flumps"...
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