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George Galloway disappears after Saddam's aides are executed

Funny story: George Galloway disappears after Saddam's aides are executed

Respect MP, George Galloway has disappeared and thought to be in hiding today after news broke, that Iraq had executed two of Saddam's top aides and are to press the UK to extradite Galloway to be tried and hung for being one of the evil dictator...

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Labour to remove burden of elderly care with compulsory euthanasia

Funny story: Labour to remove burden of elderly care with compulsory euthanasia

In a shock statement today, Health Minister, Rosie Winterton disclosed that the government is to slash the financial burden of elderly care by making euthanasia compulsory at the age of 65.

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Blair vows to completely "Bugger" the NHS by 2008

Funny story: Blair vows to completely "Bugger" the NHS by 2008

It was announced today that scientists working closely with the NHS have developed a hand held scanner that detects the super bug MRSA. The gadget, which has been in development for two years, is to be officially called the "Bugger".

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Duracell Bunny sacked after testing positive for steroids

Funny story: Duracell Bunny sacked after testing positive for steroids

A spokeswoman from Duracell, today confirmed that the company has sacked the Duracell Bunny after testing positive for steroids and other controlled substances on the film set of their latest commercial.

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Tom Cruise to sue clinic for leg extension op blunder

Funny story: Tom Cruise to sue clinic for leg extension op blunder

It was made official today that Academy Award winner Tom Cruise is to sue chique London cosmetic surgery clinic "Make Me Look Human Ltd." for £40m after bungling his leg extension operation, turning him from a 5 ft 4 in short arse into a 6...

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Explosion at Palace caused by Queen lighting own fart!

Funny story: Explosion at Palace caused by Queen lighting own fart!

Fourteen fire appliances attended at Buckingham Palace today as fire-fighters battled to control a major blaze on the top floor of Buckingham Palace, thought to be started by the Queen igniting one of her own bottom burps.

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Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett shot in arse!

Funny story: Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett shot in arse!

A Labour Party spokesman today confirmed that the Foreign Secretary, The RT Hon Margaret Beckett had been shot in the backside by a poacher when out for a Sunday stroll in the woods at her home constituency of Derby. Her condition is not thought to b...

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Madonna muzzles her critics with coat made of Pubes!

Funny story: Madonna muzzles her critics with coat made of Pubes!

Madonna blew away a group of animal rights campaigners last night when she wore a full-length coat made from her own pubic hair.

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Prescott to star in BBC's remake of "The Flumps"

Funny story: Prescott to star in BBC's remake of "The Flumps"

A BBC spokesman, today revealed that John Prescott, the soon to be ex Deputy Prime Minister, is to head up the cast in a remake of the popular 70's children's program "The Flumps"...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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