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Funny story: Doherty 'Genetically Resilient to Jail'

Doherty 'Genetically Resilient to Jail'

In the same way that rhino's are hunted for the mythical aphrodisiac qualities of their horns, singer Pete Doherty is currently being sought in order to examine his astounding resilience against going to jail. Interest has been brewing for somet...
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Funny story: Government Report States 'Motorists Will Pay to Enter Cars'

Government Report States 'Motorists Will Pay to Enter Cars'

A soon-to-be-released transport report from former British Airways chief Sir Cod Eddington is rumoured to include recommendations to the motor industry to change the way we enter our cars. The report covers 'revolutionary' solutions to Brita...
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Funny story: Monkey Training Program Adapted for Footballers.

Monkey Training Program Adapted for Footballers.

Following the success of a training program designed to teach orangutans how to survive when taken from captivity and placed back in the wild, the Thailand-based trainers have modified the sessions to work in reverse; for footballers.
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Kenyan Athletes forced to go for a "Drug Run!"

Kenyan Olympic team were forced to live in a Brazilian Favela for 3 days because they had no money left for the tickets home. They earned their tickets back by "Drug Running" it's a new Olympic sport!
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