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Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren and Marilyn Monroe claim affair with Tiger Woods

Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren and Marilyn Monroe claim affair with Tiger Woods

Screen legends and one-time Hollywood goddesses Elizabeth Taylor, 77, and Sophia Loren, 75, have come forward today claiming they too have also enjoyed steamy flings with Tiger Woods, 33. This breaking news follows sensational and explosive revela...

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Nicholas Cage bankrupts Dubai

Funny story: Nicholas Cage bankrupts Dubai

The Dubai stock market plummeted yet again to a record low yesterday amidst fears it's majority investor and financial advisor, Hollywood actor Nicholas Cage has unwittingly outspent both China and America combined. Dubai, once considered the econ...

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Hero's blinking days numbered

Funny story: Hero's blinking days numbered

Hiro Nakamura has just been diagnosed with facial paralysis. The time travelling Hero's nerve ends at the right side of his face are dead. It is feared the excessive squinting and blinking of his eyes whenever he attempts to bend time and space have...

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Zimbabwe Police gear possessed

Funny story: Zimbabwe Police gear possessed

HARARE, Zimbabwe (Anonymous) - Zimbabwe's Police truncheons and Police boots are possessed by cunning, yet invisible colonial evil spirits claimed octogenarian President Robert Mugabe yesterday on Zimbabwe's national television - as he tried to expla...

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Britney Spears will play a mutant in a new movie

Funny story: Britney Spears will play a mutant in a new movie

Britney Spears is to star in X-Celebrities, a new movie based on the X-Men franchise. A Twentieth Century Fox spokesman was very excited with Ms Spears' new bald-head look, which was the reason that made her a natural contender to play the part of Pr...

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Somalia claims bombardment damages from USA

Funny story: Somalia claims bombardment damages from USA

The successful aerial bombing in southern Somalia by the United States Airforce in a special operation designed to destroy and expel Al-Qaeda operatives in the southern region enclave of the horn of Africa has resulted into diplomatic deadlock betwee...

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Big Brother housemate Jake Tweed is not a mute

Funny story: Big Brother housemate Jake Tweed is not a mute

Hertfordshire (England) - Concerns have been pouring in from the viewing public, to the producers of Celebrity Big Brother (CBB) for the lack of speech from Jack Tweed, boyfriend of Jade Goody.

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Environmentally Friendly Celebrity Big Brother Launched

Funny story: Environmentally Friendly Celebrity Big Brother Launched

London (UK) - Environmental groups have conveyed their gratitude and commendations to the producers of Big Brother UK for exemplifying the importance and benefits of recycling by launching the environmentally friendly 'Recyclable Celebrity Big Br...

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Britney Spears bitten by Tsetse fly

Funny story: Britney Spears bitten by Tsetse fly

It is feared, that Britney Spears may be suffering from trypanosomiasis a deadly diseases which include sleeping sickness in people. This was confirmed after Spears was found sleeping in a Las Vegas nightclub early Monday shortly after leading the Ne...

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Cocaine prices boosted by marriage of Pete Doherty and Kate Moss

Funny story: Cocaine prices boosted by marriage of Pete Doherty and Kate Moss

The Cocaine industry is celebrating the marriage of cocaine induced couples Pete Doherty and Kate Moss. Soon after the marriage announcement was made, the price of the coco plant quadrupled on the London and New York stock exchange.

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Eddie Murphy named as father of Komodo dragon

Funny story: Eddie Murphy named as father of Komodo dragon

The anticipated virgin birth of a Komodo dragon lizard at Chester Zoo in England may be a hoax, if accusation currently pointing over across the Atlantic are to be proved. And as if Eddie Murphy has not got enough problems already, in a bizarre turn...

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The Striptease and Porn Industry on the verge of collapse

Funny story: The Striptease and Porn Industry on the verge of collapse

Britney Spears' recent public striptease pictures are circulating on the internet like wildfire, immediately affecting the attendance in major strip joints and peepshows. It seems as if people have lost interest in striptease clubs, as interest f...

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Nicole Richie suing GPS manufacturer

Funny story: Nicole Richie suing GPS manufacturer

Burbank (CA) - The Attorneys representing Nicole Richie are suing Garmin, the manufacturers of the Global Positioning System (GPS) that had apparently malfunctioned in her black sport utility G-Class Mercedes on that fateful morning she was wrongfull...

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Mel Gibson set to direct Klingonese language movie

Funny story: Mel Gibson set to direct Klingonese language movie

With the success of the current movie with a Mayan dialect 'Apocalypto' and the 2004 Aramaic language movie - 'Passion of the Christ', Mel Gibson has decided to direct an all out Klingon language movie without subtitles. Mel Gibson h...

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Playboy Hugh Hefner is new Pope

Funny story: Playboy Hugh Hefner is new Pope

Hugh Hefner, the founder of the Playboy Empire has been appointed the 266th Pope in a dramatic turn of events. The Vatican were in a crisis meeting earlier this month following the 265th Pope, Benedict XVI recent diatribe on the Muslim community.

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Britney Spears elected Naturist President

Funny story: Britney Spears elected Naturist President

Los Angeles (CA) - Britney Spears is retiring from show business in order to concentrate on her new career as President of American Association for Nude Recreation. Citing pressure from the media and paparazzi contributed to her sudden decision.

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The Iraq Study Group Report

Funny story: The Iraq Study Group Report

After nine months of intensive deliberations, a leaked dossier prepared by the bipartisan Iraq Study Group co-chaired by James Baker, a former Secretary of State (Republican) and Lee Hamilton (Democrat), a former U.S. Representative has come to light...

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Bush and Blair test positive with Polonium 210

Funny story: Bush and Blair test positive with Polonium 210

In the ongoing radiation poisoning saga, the toxic Polonium 210 has infected two more victims. President George W. Bush and Prime Minister Tony Blair have both tested positive with Polonium 210 poisoning. The highly radioactive material is deadly, bu...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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