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Funny story:  Brown shocks voters by calling for snap war

Brown shocks voters by calling for snap war

Sources close to gravel-voiced Scotch sexpot Gordon Brown say he is planning to completely wrong-foot his political opponents by calling for not the election which most had expected but a snap war against Burma.
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Funny story:  Taxi drivers to suggest all government policies after success of paedophile castration proposal

Taxi drivers to suggest all government policies after success of paedophile castration proposal

John Reid, New Labour's Thug-in-chief, has outlined plans to invite the nation's taxi drivers into the policy-making progress. This comes after the success of the "chemical castration" proposal for paedophiles, suggested by cabbie,...
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Funny story:  Efforts to stop Prince Harry leaving the army "will include shooting at him"

Efforts to stop Prince Harry leaving the army "will include shooting at him"

Army officials have revealed that, in a last-ditch attempt to fulfil Prince Harry's expectations of serving in a war zone, they are considering shooting at him and even "blowing him up a bit."...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton scared of going to the toilet in prison

Paris Hilton scared of going to the toilet in prison

Socialite and TV star, Paris Hilton, has admitted that she is terrified of going to the bathroom whilst in prison. The teary-eyed society girl said that in normal circumstances she "has a woman in" to do "all that nasty business"...
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Funny story:  Beckham in training for five thousand mile free-kick, say L.A Galaxy

Beckham in training for five thousand mile free-kick, say L.A Galaxy

David Beckham is in training to produce the world's first trans-atlantic free-kick, according to sources at his new club L.A Galaxy, thus removing the need for him to travel to Europe to represent his country.
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Funny story:  Manchester United relegated in shock decision

Manchester United relegated in shock decision

Just a week after being crowned premiership champions, Manchester United have been relegated under a little known league footnote which states that any team beaten twice by West Ham in the same season automatically faces the drop. An appeal is alread...
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Funny story:  Gerrard confident he will be struck by lightning a second time

Gerrard confident he will be struck by lightning a second time

Liverpool skipper, Steven Gerrard, has claimed he is "absolutely certain" that lightning will strike him again after a freak incident during training yesterday, and has vowed not to move from that spot until he is proven right.
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Funny story:  Bush and Prince Phillip tied on points after late-night gaffe fest

Bush and Prince Phillip tied on points after late-night gaffe fest

George Bush is renowned for his inappropriate comments and embarrassing slips of the tongue, but it appears that he has met his match in visiting dignitary, Prince Phillip. First reports on the outcome of last night's gaffe clash had the presiden...
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Funny story:  Mobs gather to salute Sarkozy's triumph

Mobs gather to salute Sarkozy's triumph

Thousands of cheering citizens took to the streets on Sunday night to hail the electoral victory of Nicolas Sarkozy. Many of them carried sticks and burned effigies of their hero while shouting "We're all going to hell" and "Bring...
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Funny story:  Hammers to play out rest of season with clogs on

Hammers to play out rest of season with clogs on

If legal action brought about by four premiership clubs is successful the West Ham squad will be forced to play their final game of the season wearing heavy wooden clogs and chainmail.
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Funny story:  Hadrian's wall to be rebuilt after historic SNP victory

Hadrian's wall to be rebuilt after historic SNP victory

Prime Minister, Tony Blair has announced that, in the wake of dramatic success for the Scottish National party in local elections, Scotland will become physically as well as politically independent from England. This will be achieved by "every B...
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Funny story:  Hoff's home video shame

Hoff's home video shame

Former Baywatch star and lederhosen king, David Hasselhoff, has been caught on camera by his 16-year-old daughter in shocking scenes of power-drunk, talentless mugging.
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Funny story:  Confirmed: Harry to be sent to Iraq despite fears of ginger baiting

Confirmed: Harry to be sent to Iraq despite fears of ginger baiting

Prince Harry will be sent to Iraq, chief of war-mongering, General Sir Les Avvum, announced this morning, despite fears that his overt gingerness may make him a target for Iraqi militia.
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Funny story:  Mourinho slams Mourinho in embarassing gaffe

Mourinho slams Mourinho in embarassing gaffe

Chelsea officials are seeking to play down last night's bizarre scenes as manager Jose Mourinho unleashed the latest of his trademark verbal assaults on... Jose Mourinho.
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Funny story:  No evidence of reality TV on Mars points to intelligent life

No evidence of reality TV on Mars points to intelligent life

A high resolution camera mounted on a spaceship orbiting Mars has found no signs that reality TV exists or has ever existed on the red planet. The pictures also showed a substantial lack of interest in popstars' vaginas or dead strippers. Scienti...
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Funny story:  Newsreader has absolutely no idea what he's talking about

Newsreader has absolutely no idea what he's talking about

Top newsreader, Dermot Murnaghan, has admitted he doesn't have a clue what he's talking about when he reads the news, and would in fact read ANYTHING that was put in front of him.
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Funny story:  Robbie Williams goes into rehab for addiction to publicity

Robbie Williams goes into rehab for addiction to publicity

Robbie Williams is said to have been "overwhelmed", "gob-smacked" and "smug" at the sheer volume of sympathy he has received from fans, concerned citizens and even Gary Barlow, after he was admitted into a treatment cent...
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Funny story:  UN Report Claims Neverland Ranch is World's Best Place to be a Child

UN Report Claims Neverland Ranch is World's Best Place to be a Child

There has been widespread shock at the results of a study by the United Nations Children's Fund which has named Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch as the best place in the world to be a child, narrowly beating Toytown and well above the US or...
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