Orlando, Fla. - In a surprise defense strategy, the attorney for rogue Astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak, of Houston, Texas now blames an article that appeared in the Februrary 5 issue of Time Magazine for the woman's early hours astrosault on another w...
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla - In the wake of the judge's order that the body of late Anna Nicole Smith be buried in the Bahamas, a new document has surfaced suggesting that another entry into the still unresolved paternity sweepstakes has come forwar...
MALIBU, CA - After several days of wild media speculation and assorted sightings, bald, tattooed, and troubled pantyphobe Britney Spears has now attributed her recent bizarre San Fernando Valley head-shaving incident to Feng Shui (pronounced either &...
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