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The Zone Diet - It really works! says Karen Carpenter

Funny story: The Zone Diet - It really works! says Karen Carpenter

With ringing endorsements from such A-list celebs as Karen Carpenter and Nicole Richie, the Zone diet, devised by Dr J Sears from the Institute for Tubby Losers, has taken the world by storm and, despite the high profile deaths of se...

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Texans make better Godbotherers says Christ.

Funny story: Texans make better Godbotherers says Christ.

Yup, it seems that those good ole boys down Texas way have an edge over the rest of us when it comes to being a Christian.

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Paris Hilton to work with blind retards

Funny story: Paris Hilton to work with blind retards

Society beauty and billionaire heiress, Paris Hilton announced today that she would be steppping down from the public eye in order to work with disadvantaged children.

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Al-Qaida No.3 admits 'I killed Kennedy.......and Bambi....and Jimmy Hoffa'

Funny story: Al-Qaida No.3 admits 'I killed Kennedy.......and Bambi....and Jimmy Hoffa'

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed cemented his position as Al-Qaida's most ambitious operational planner after confessing to a litany of unsolved crimes and admitting to planning and supporting thousands more.

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Britney Spears lesbian sex tape besmirches the American Flag

Funny story: Britney Spears lesbian sex tape besmirches the American Flag

As an American, I was proud that we had produced the worlds greatest singer and actress.

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Sylvester Stallone charged with taking performance enhancing drugs

Funny story: Sylvester Stallone charged with taking performance enhancing drugs

An Australian court last night sensationally charged 'Rocky' star, Sylvester Stallone, with taking performance enhancing drugs.

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Nude Antonella Barba photos to raise money for Disabled American Veterans

Funny story: Nude Antonella Barba photos to raise money for Disabled American Veterans

American Idol loser, Antonella Barba, has a new song to sing and she will be performing it, in her unique, off-key warble, as an American Patriot!...

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Ed Nabors - I soiled myself when I heard I'd won.

Funny story: Ed Nabors - I soiled myself when I heard I'd won.

Ed Nabors told reporters that he 'shat' himself on Wednesday, after learning that he had one of the winning tickets for the record $390 million Mega Millions lottery jackpot.

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Nude Antonella Barba photo's 'destroyed' life of popular journalist.

Funny story: Nude Antonella Barba photo's 'destroyed' life of popular journalist.

Spoof writer and international humanitarian, Breeze, was undergoing radical elctro-shock therapy last night, after a breakdown.

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TheSpoof.com Exclusive - The Breeze Story - One man's epic journey of self-belief, discovery and ultimate salvation

Funny story: TheSpoof.com Exclusive - The Breeze Story - One man's epic journey of self-belief, discovery and ultimate salvation

'What is a man ? what has he got ? if not himself.' The words of Frank Sinattra's 'My Way' could have been written about Breeze, writer, scholar, humanitarian and friend to the stars.

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Feral bear attacks in New York hit epidemic proportions.

Funny story: Feral bear attacks in New York hit epidemic proportions.

This young bear looks as though butter wouldn't melt in it's mouth but don't be decieved by the angeletic face and cuddly exterior, for this bear is a KILLER!!!...

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Was Antonella Barba kicked off American Idol because she sucked or because she blew?

Funny story: Was Antonella Barba kicked off American Idol because she sucked or because she blew?

Last night Antonella Barba finally went down and the question on everybody,s lips was ....did she suck or did she blow?...

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Antonella Barba nude photos inspire Sony's new American i-Doll

Funny story: Antonella Barba nude photos inspire Sony's new American i-Doll

Move over Barbie! Feck off Action Man! Sony are taking over the doll market and hoping to capitalise on the massive success of singer and part time whore Antonella Barba.

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Naomi Campbell will wear Versace boilersuit when scrubbing New York urinals

Funny story: Naomi Campbell will wear Versace boilersuit when scrubbing New York urinals

Supermodel, Naomi Campbell, has told fashion magazine 'Fagwatch' that she will be sporting the new Versace Boilersuit range whilst carrying out her scrubber duties at a New York methadone clinic's urinal.

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Dyspraxia sufferer fails in third suicide bid

Funny story: Dyspraxia sufferer fails in third suicide bid

Albert Steven's has suffered from dyspraxia for most of his life. He was diagnosed when he was only eight years old and for years has dealt as best he can with this terrible affliction.

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Naked Antonella Barba to simulate sex with a goat on American Idol

With the furore over her mucky photo's dying down and veiwing figures for American Idol beginning to slump, it has been decided that in next weeks' show, Antonella will not sing but simulate sex

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American Idol judge in nude photo shame.

Funny story: American Idol judge in nude photo shame.

American Idol judge, Simon Cowell, was last night refusing to comment on the sex photo scandal which threatens to destroy his career.

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Charlotte Church pregnancy fear - Doctors say foetus refuses to be Welsh

Funny story: Charlotte Church pregnancy fear - Doctors say foetus refuses to be Welsh

Voice of an angel star, Charlotte Church and her rugby playing lover, Gavin Henson, were being comforted at home last night after it was revealed that their foetus was refusing to be born in Wales.

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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