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Funny story:  Ford Transit Found On The Sun!

Ford Transit Found On The Sun!

Sky watchers and astronomers alike are said to be amazed following a sensational once in a lifetime occurrence, when a black 1977 Ford Transit appeared on the Sun earlier today. It's strongly suspected that the van, Reg No. HGT 432 S, is a piece o...
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Funny story:  Twitter In Meltdown As First Extraterresterial Opens Account

Twitter In Meltdown As First Extraterresterial Opens Account

We all know about Twitter and its popularity in celeb circles; attracting as it does accounts by A-Listers as diverse as Britney Spears and the Dalai Lama. But now in what's believed to be first for the micro blogging site, Garok, an extraterrestrial...
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Funny story:  Diamond Jubilee River Pageant Judged "An Absolute Crock" By Subjects

Diamond Jubilee River Pageant Judged "An Absolute Crock" By Subjects

Yesterday's Diamond Jubilee River Pageant has today been blasted by entertainment watchdogs as being either the worst, or else the second worst televised Royal event ever. Neville Grant, a spokesman for the British Television Media Authority said...
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Funny story:  Sycophantic Grovelling By TV Presenters Sees Hospital A & E Admissions Soar Across London

Sycophantic Grovelling By TV Presenters Sees Hospital A & E Admissions Soar Across London

A&E departments across the capital have reported a surge in admissions today as a steady stream of TV correspondents appear to be signing themselves in for treatment; suffering from a new and worrying illness, brought on by The Diamond Jubilee,...
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Funny story:  Alan Partidge Withdraws From 2016 London Mayoral Contest

Alan Partidge Withdraws From 2016 London Mayoral Contest

Toe-curlingly awkward chat show host, Alan Partridge, has shocked the political world by announcing his withdrawal from the next London Mayoral contest in 2016. The "foot in the mouth" presenter's decision comes after the BBC last night announced...
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Funny story:  Pippa Middleton's Arse Signed Up For New ITV 2 Show

Pippa Middleton's Arse Signed Up For New ITV 2 Show

Derrière of dreams, Pippa Middleton's arse, was said this evening to be celebrating after having landed itself a lucrative new deal, in what's rumoured to be a seven figure sum with the total dross TV channel ITV 2. The bountiful bum-hole is beli...
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Funny story:  Cameron Cock-a-hoop Over Allies Victory In Libya

Cameron Cock-a-hoop Over Allies Victory In Libya

A jubilant David Cameron was scarcely able to contain his excitement earlier this morning during a press conference that had been hastily called to discuss the overthrow of Libyan dictator, Colonel Gaddafi. The PM, flanked on either side by a claq...
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Funny story:  Sir Jimmy Savile Completes London Marathon Only 6 Years Behind The Pace!

Sir Jimmy Savile Completes London Marathon Only 6 Years Behind The Pace!

Cigar-chuffing, big chair-sitting and former top Radio 1 DJ, Sir Jimmy Savile, has finally crossed the finishing line on London's Mall, following his completion of the London Marathon 2005! Crowds of at one point, up to two, turned out to see the...
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Funny story:  All Change At American X Factor As Cheryl Cole Is Fired And Pippa Middleton Is Hired!

All Change At American X Factor As Cheryl Cole Is Fired And Pippa Middleton Is Hired!

The storm surrounding the sensational sacking of Cheryl Cole from American X Factor shows no signs of abating this morning, with the rumour mill working overtime processing and devouring snippet after snippet concerning the amazing axeing of the UK's...
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Funny story:  Am A Drama Ding Dong! As Cuts Bite Deep At The BBC

Am A Drama Ding Dong! As Cuts Bite Deep At The BBC

The cuts are biting harder and deeper and nowhere is it being felt more acutely than at that bastion of British broadcasting, The BBC. Budgets have been trimmed back so much that the corporation is having to plumb even further depths to get show t...
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Funny story:  Google In Hot Water Over Secret Application Hidden In Its Popular Street View Programme

Google In Hot Water Over Secret Application Hidden In Its Popular Street View Programme

Multinational giant, Google, is once more coming under fire today and stands accused of making it easy for burglars to rob peoples' homes, after reports of a rogue widget running amok in its already controversial 'Street View' programme. In a leak...
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Funny story:  New Legislation Looks Set To Abolish Human Resource Departments Everywhere

New Legislation Looks Set To Abolish Human Resource Departments Everywhere

New legislation aimed at trimming the fat that exists in the business world looks set to spell the end of Human Resources Departments everywhere. The shock news comes in the middle of one of the biggest financial crises the world has known; when ever...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump's Wig Goes On The Lam Following White House Upset

Donald Trump's Wig Goes On The Lam Following White House Upset

In sensational news today the NYPD has issued an APB on Donald Trump's wig, following its owner's decision to withdraw from the race for The White House earlier this week. The ginger frizz-ball is believed to be armed and dangerous and members of the...
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Funny story:  Eastenders Sets The Agenda Again In Storyline Bombshell

Eastenders Sets The Agenda Again In Storyline Bombshell

Never one to shy away from the big topics and issues of the day, BBC drama flagship, Eastenders, is once again setting the agenda and is on-course to shock its fans and critics alike. In the past the controversial soap has had plots involving sto...
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Funny story:  Fears Grow For Masterchef's Gregg Wallace And John Torode

Fears Grow For Masterchef's Gregg Wallace And John Torode

There's a double-whammy of shock news today as it's being reported on the Internet and news agencies everywhere, that co-hosts of popular BBC cookery show Masterchef, John Torode and Greg Wallace, have finally disappeared up their own arses. The n...
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Funny story:  Northern Man Handed 10 Year Jail Term For Being Friendly To Strangers In London

Northern Man Handed 10 Year Jail Term For Being Friendly To Strangers In London

Now that he's safely behind bars and reporting restrictions on the case have been lifted, it can be revealed that northern man, Eric Whippet, from Bolton near Manchester was sentenced to ten years in prison earlier today at The Old Bailey. In a ho...
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Funny story:  Harry Potter To be Saddled With £30,000 Debt On Graduation - Shock!

Harry Potter To be Saddled With £30,000 Debt On Graduation - Shock!

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is causing a stir in the supernatural world by being the first centre of learning to charge the full £9,000 tuition fees to its students. Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, told the press, "We're simply puttin...
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Funny story:  Stephen Fry Contemplates Quitting Twitter (Again) Over Daily Mail Jibe

Stephen Fry Contemplates Quitting Twitter (Again) Over Daily Mail Jibe

Racist homophobes' newspaper of choice, The Daily Mail, is at the centre of yet more Twitter outrage today after it suggested that King of Twitter, Stephen Fry, is rather boring. The paper in a scathing article slammed many of Fry's 'tweets' as be...
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