Gordon Brown and Alastair Darling are to feature in a new childrens book which will be distributed to schools throughout Britain and will teach children about good money management. In the book entitled "Another Fine Mess" they assume the characters...
The British rail system was today in turmoil after being caught out by the wrong type of ice. Stations had to be closed and trains stopped en route stranding commuters as plunging temperatures gripped the nation.
Head of Rail infrastructure Sir H...
Buckingham Palace has published the menu for the royal Christmas luncheon at Balmoral in an effort to show empathy with people struggling to make ends meet during the credit crisis.
In a statement from the palace the queen's spokesman Sir Horace...
Sir Ian Blair the beleagured head of the Met was today hailing a major succcess in the counter terrorist effort after it was revealed that Police had foiled a major Al Qaeda cake bomb plot. This is good news for Blair who has faced c...
Martina Hingis, the former Tennis ace, who earlier this week tested positive for being monged off her face after snorting a bag of Cocaine during this years Wimbledon, has landed a lucrative sponsorship deal with Vicks to be the new face of their fla...
Former world champion and best mate of Lewis Hamilton has sensationally quit the Maclaren team to join the fledgeling Team Reliant Robin. The acrimonious split with Maclaren was largely expected and Alonso had been linked with a possible return to Re...
After years of struggling to deal with complex documents of state and struggling to string a sentence together in important speeches US president George Bush has decided to finally complete his high school education as a part time mature student.
It was confirmed today that Britney spears, the self styled wild woman of pop is to star in her first theatrical role when the 70's classic musiceal "Hair" returns to the west end later this week.
Jade Goody the ditzy halfwit made famous by stripping naked on Big Brother,has sensationally agreed to be the first person to have a brain implanted after an MRI scan following a recent fall revealed her cranial cavity to be almost completely empty.
The chancellor today unveiled a raft of new taxation to deal with the growing threat from greenhouse gases and global warming.
The government today unveiled its latest initiative in bid to cut the congestion on Britain's roads. Former British Airways chairman, Sir Rod Eddington was comissioned to carry out a study into the problems of congestion, and research results whi...
The Russian ambassador to the UK, Anatoly Buggarrov was admitted to hospital yesterday after he began to develop a second head.
Donald Rumsfeld finally broke his silence today following his departure as US secretary of state for defence. here is his statement in full:...
U.S car manufacturer Chevrolet are launching a range of new models to tap into the lucrative UK "sub culture" segment.
The new range of models will be available only in Burberry paintwork and will me marketed under the CHAVROLET brand, and are se...
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