The White House- President Bush announced in a press conference that he will "pull out all the stops" in attacking the upcoming Aerosmith/Motley Crue joint tour.
Connecticut, USA - Rolling Stone Keith Richards has confirmed that he will appear in the highly anticipated third installment of the "Pirates of the Carribean" movie franchise.
London, England- According to Satan, the London Supreme Court has issued out an arrest warrant for one Sir Michael Philips Jagger, a.k.a., Mick Jagger, frontman for the Rolling Stones.
Los Angeles, CA (AP) - Lawyers of the hard rock band Van Halen have filed a suit in federal court to block the use of the song "Right Now" in John Kerry's political campaign.
Hollywood, CA - Studio executives at Warner Brothers have been gushing over with excitement at the latest news: Clint Eastwood is finally resurrecting his "Dirty Harry" character.
Finland- Cellular phone giant Nokia has just announced its' recent acquisition for the year 2004, Kia Motors of Korea.
WASHINGTON - At a campaign stop at Georgetown University, President Bush outlined his specific plans on foreign policy with the Third World.
Hollywood- Keanu Reeves is set to make his own film as the director and star of "The Passion of The Buddha," a story depicting the "ecstactic passion" and "sexual energy" of Buddha's life before reaching "Nirva...
Los Angeles- American Supergroup Van Halen has announced plans to tour North America and the Middle East after a long hibernation since 1998. The question that has been bugging everyone as to who their new lead singer shall be has been answered: O...
SUDAN/MASSACHUSETTS - It has been discovered that world prices for red ink and catsup have soared by 100% since the last quarter of 2003.
Madrid- U.S. Defense Officials have begun planning tactical airstrikes over Madrid, followed by a full invasion of Spain, it was reported hours ago.
Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood has reportedly been back to his drinking habit after staying sober for the past two years. Everyone in the Rolling Stones organization, including lead singer Mick Jagger, is said to be so worried about this---wit...
Hollywood, CA- Filming for the next installment of Eastwood's long-running franchise of the "Dirty Harry" movies has started today. The tentative title of the film, an expected blockbuster at the box-office, is "Lord of the Magnu...
NEW YORK -- Kevin Costner said people "shouldn't be attacking" Mel Gibson for "The Passion of the Christ," in an interview on the syndicated entertainment TV show "Access Hollywood."...
HOLLYWOOD- The Estate of Jesus H. Christ has just earned a stunning $30 Million in one day.
Baghdad- President George W. Bush kicked off his campaign for his second term in the Oval Office by re-defining his strategy.
Democratic Senator John Edwards is certainly an exemplification of the American Dream. From rags to riches, Mr. Edwards has espoused his "work ethic" virtues that led his meteoric rise from farm boy to big-shot Senator. But his candidacy...
BANGKOK - In an effort to show his countrymen and the world that Thailand is safe from bird flu, Prime Minister Thaksin demonstrated last week at a press conference his insatiable appetite and had a "power chicken" lunch in front of newspap...
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