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Bush to Bomb Aerosmith and Motley Crue Tour

Funny story: Bush to Bomb Aerosmith and Motley Crue Tour

The White House- President Bush announced in a press conference that he will "pull out all the stops" in attacking the upcoming Aerosmith/Motley Crue joint tour.

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Keith Richards now ready for role in "Pirates 3"

Funny story: Keith Richards now ready for role in "Pirates 3"

Connecticut, USA - Rolling Stone Keith Richards has confirmed that he will appear in the highly anticipated third installment of the "Pirates of the Carribean" movie franchise.

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Arrest Warrant Out for Mick Jagger

Funny story: Arrest Warrant Out for Mick Jagger

London, England- According to Satan, the London Supreme Court has issued out an arrest warrant for one Sir Michael Philips Jagger, a.k.a., Mick Jagger, frontman for the Rolling Stones.

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Van Halen Sues John Kerry

Los Angeles, CA (AP) - Lawyers of the hard rock band Van Halen have filed a suit in federal court to block the use of the song "Right Now" in John Kerry's political campaign.

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Eastwood to star in next Harry Potter Film

Hollywood, CA - Studio executives at Warner Brothers have been gushing over with excitement at the latest news: Clint Eastwood is finally resurrecting his "Dirty Harry" character.

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Nokia Acquires Kia Motors

Finland- Cellular phone giant Nokia has just announced its' recent acquisition for the year 2004, Kia Motors of Korea.

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Bush to Visit the Third World via Rover

WASHINGTON - At a campaign stop at Georgetown University, President Bush outlined his specific plans on foreign policy with the Third World.

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The Passion of the Buddha by Keanu Reeves

Funny story: The Passion of the Buddha by Keanu Reeves

Hollywood- Keanu Reeves is set to make his own film as the director and star of "The Passion of The Buddha," a story depicting the "ecstactic passion" and "sexual energy" of Buddha's life before reaching "Nirva...

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Osama, Van Halen to Tour Again

Funny story: Osama, Van Halen to Tour Again

Los Angeles- American Supergroup Van Halen has announced plans to tour North America and the Middle East after a long hibernation since 1998. The question that has been bugging everyone as to who their new lead singer shall be has been answered: O...

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Red Ink, Catsup Prices Soar Worldwide

SUDAN/MASSACHUSETTS - It has been discovered that world prices for red ink and catsup have soared by 100% since the last quarter of 2003.

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US Invades Spain

Madrid- U.S. Defense Officials have begun planning tactical airstrikes over Madrid, followed by a full invasion of Spain, it was reported hours ago.

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Ron Wood Back to the Bottle; Keith Richards Furious

Funny story: Ron Wood Back to the Bottle; Keith Richards Furious

Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood has reportedly been back to his drinking habit after staying sober for the past two years. Everyone in the Rolling Stones organization, including lead singer Mick Jagger, is said to be so worried about this---wit...

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New Eastwood Film: Lord of the Magnum: The Return of Dirty Harry

Funny story: New Eastwood Film: Lord of the Magnum: The Return of Dirty Harry

Hollywood, CA- Filming for the next installment of Eastwood's long-running franchise of the "Dirty Harry" movies has started today. The tentative title of the film, an expected blockbuster at the box-office, is "Lord of the Magnu...

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No need to Spoof: Kevin Costner says people shouldn't attack Mel Gibson

NEW YORK -- Kevin Costner said people "shouldn't be attacking" Mel Gibson for "The Passion of the Christ," in an interview on the syndicated entertainment TV show "Access Hollywood."...

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Jesus H. Christ's Estate Grosses $30 Million

HOLLYWOOD- The Estate of Jesus H. Christ has just earned a stunning $30 Million in one day.

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Bush: Read My Lips---No New Wars

Baghdad- President George W. Bush kicked off his campaign for his second term in the Oval Office by re-defining his strategy.

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John Edwards Worked Hard For His Money

Democratic Senator John Edwards is certainly an exemplification of the American Dream. From rags to riches, Mr. Edwards has espoused his "work ethic" virtues that led his meteoric rise from farm boy to big-shot Senator. But his candidacy...

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Thai Prime Minister Eats Chicken, Dies

BANGKOK - In an effort to show his countrymen and the world that Thailand is safe from bird flu, Prime Minister Thaksin demonstrated last week at a press conference his insatiable appetite and had a "power chicken" lunch in front of newspap...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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