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Funny story:  800 Pounds Lighter, Dem Markets "Dicks Diet" To The Masses

800 Pounds Lighter, Dem Markets "Dicks Diet" To The Masses

WASHINGTON - Like many ex-athletes, Rep. Norm Dicks started packing on weight when he left the gridiron. The former University of Washington linebacker struggled for years with diet after diet, and each time the blubber came bouncing back.
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Funny story:  Amazing Bush Confession: I Have the Heart, Cheney the Brain of a Tyrant

Amazing Bush Confession: I Have the Heart, Cheney the Brain of a Tyrant

WASHINGTON - President Bush made a strange confession to a pool of reporters in the Oval Office yesterday during a photo session with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki,.
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Funny story:  Gin-Fueled Queen Mum Returns to Life In Strange New Chassis

Gin-Fueled Queen Mum Returns to Life In Strange New Chassis

LONDON - The Queen Mother has returned to life, taking the form of a small, hybrid motorcar, Prince Charles revealed today.
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Funny story:  Prince Charles Transformed Radically By Sojourn in French Mental Hospital

Prince Charles Transformed Radically By Sojourn in French Mental Hospital

LONDON - Prince Charles underwent a dramatic mental and physical transformation during a month at a sanatorium in Arles, France, Buckingham Palace announced today.
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Funny story:  As Naked Paris Hilton Holds Tongue, PM Blair Demands Native American Casino Proceeds: "I'm An American Indian, Jack."

As Naked Paris Hilton Holds Tongue, PM Blair Demands Native American Casino Proceeds: "I'm An American Indian, Jack."

JUAN DE BUTTOFUOCCO, WA -- British Prime Minister Tony Blair arrived on the Makaw Indian reservation today and claimed five percent of the proceeds from the lucrative "Good Times Roll" casino.
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Funny story:  Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

WASHINGTON - The vast hand that plucked the Moon from the night sky Sunday belonged to a cosmic softball pitcher, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said today.
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Funny story:  94-Year-Old  Granny Tied Saddam's Noose From Historic Rope

94-Year-Old Granny Tied Saddam's Noose From Historic Rope

WASHINGTON, Jan. 6, Reuters -- A 94-year-old folk artist tied Saddam Hussein's execution noose using the rigging of an historic warship, then risked her life to save the rope from a lynch mob, the White House said today.
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Funny story:  Actor Richard Gere Spies First Gerbil of Spring, Naked Paris Hilton Claims It Was Mongoloid

Actor Richard Gere Spies First Gerbil of Spring, Naked Paris Hilton Claims It Was Mongoloid

LONDON -- Actor Richard Gere declared in a letter published in today's London Times that he had spied the first gerbil of spring while standing in his hotel room overlooking Hyde Park.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.
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Funny story:  Uri Geller: My Penis Had A Head Of Its Own Until I Bent It To My Will

Uri Geller: My Penis Had A Head Of Its Own Until I Bent It To My Will

TEL AVIV -- Israeli panormalist Uri Geller revealed yesterday that, without his knowledge, his own penis had been promoting itself and disparaging its owner in satires posted on the Internet. "I learned the hard way that my penis had a head of its...
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Funny story:  Brit Penis Fetishist Escapes From Hospital, Haunts Moor in Cornwall

Brit Penis Fetishist Escapes From Hospital, Haunts Moor in Cornwall

BODMIN, ENGLAND -- A freelance satirist obsessed with mentalist Uri Geller's penis has disappeared from St. Ives Hospital with a laptop computer, medical implements to perform circumcisions, a set of tattooing irons, and a straight razor, police...
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Funny story:  US Teaches Iraqi Soldiers To "Geek" Frogs, Chickens

US Teaches Iraqi Soldiers To "Geek" Frogs, Chickens

BAGHDAD - The Defense Department has recruited hundreds of American carnival "geeks" to instill courage in the fledgling Iraqi Army, according to U.S. military sources.
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Funny story:  Free-lance Satirist Under Treatment Over Obssession With "Uri Geller's Penis"

Free-lance Satirist Under Treatment Over Obssession With "Uri Geller's Penis"

LONDON - Freelance humorist "Breeze" is in rehab for obsessive-compulsive disorder after writing dozens of satirical articles featuring "Uri Geller's penis."...
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Funny story:  Miss USA Tara Conner Donates Organs To Child, Who Demands Crown

Miss USA Tara Conner Donates Organs To Child, Who Demands Crown

NEW YORK, December 28, Reuters - Renegade Miss USA Tara Conner announced today that she has donated organs to a child in exchange for yet another chance to retain her crown.
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Funny story:  Naked Orlando Bloom, Nude Lindsay Lohan Mum On US Victory Plan : Implode Iraq and Bring American Troops Home By Christmas

Naked Orlando Bloom, Nude Lindsay Lohan Mum On US Victory Plan : Implode Iraq and Bring American Troops Home By Christmas

WASHINGTON, Reuters - The United States has come up with a war-winning strategy in Iraq that goes by the name "100 Percent Solution," according to White House and Pentagon sources.
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Funny story:  Actor Richard Gere Reveals Death of Atticus Finch

Actor Richard Gere Reveals Death of Atticus Finch

LOS ANGELES -- Actor Richard Gere revealed in a letter published in today's Los Angeles Times that his pet finch, Atticus, had betrayed him and is "dead to me."...
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Funny story:  Naked Britney Spears As Navy Finds Remains of Santa's Reindeer; "Donder Party" Ate Own Dead

Naked Britney Spears As Navy Finds Remains of Santa's Reindeer; "Donder Party" Ate Own Dead

NOME, AK, June 25, 2013, Reuters - Hopes faded for toy baron Nicholas Klaus and his legendary sheltered workshop yesterday after a U.S. Navy rescue team found the remains of his eight tiny reindeer on an ice floe 700 miles northeast of Point Barrow,...
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Funny story:  Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

JUAN DE BUTTOFUCCO, WA - Celebrity socialite Naked Paris Hilton opened ESPN's first season of live, televised seal clubbing today, taking a sea lion pup by the flipper and dragging it onto the dance floor of "Thunder Clap," the most &qu...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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