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Carole Malone collapses in on herself

JOURNALIST Carole Malone has collapsed in on herself forming a spiraling vortex of hate, according to reports. Colleagues say that The News of the World columnist Carole was sat at her desk reading this week's copy of Spicy magazine before emittin...

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Fat people to power giant hamster wheels

Funny story: Fat people to power giant hamster wheels

HEALTH and energy chiefs have unveiled a plan to make fat people power turbines by forcing them to run in giant hamster wheels. Government research teams from the Department of Health and the Department of Energy joined forces and spent five month...

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Freedom of Information requests from Daily Mail costing Britain £7million a year

Funny story: Freedom of Information requests from Daily Mail costing Britain £7million a year

FREEDOM of Information requests by the Daily Mail have cost British taxpayers up to £56million in the last eight years, figures obtained by The Mail on Sunday under the Freedom of Information Act revealed this week.

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Planning row erupts over Jodie Marsh's boobs

Funny story: Planning row erupts over Jodie Marsh's boobs

PLANNING officers have recommended Jodie Marsh's new boobs be torn down after she applied for retrospective planning permission for the rack.

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World's media will turn to spoof writers for April Fools news

Funny story: World's media will turn to spoof writers for April Fools news

THE world's print media will be turning its attention to spoof media websites and publications on Tuesday in anticipation of following up a host of world exclusives.

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Iraq war blamed on faulty SatNav

Funny story: Iraq war blamed on faulty SatNav

GEORGE W Bush this week admitted the war in Iraq was a mistake but blamed the invasion on his Satnav system.

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Cup final violence 'great advertisement' for football

Funny story: Cup final violence 'great advertisement' for football

TOURISM chiefs have hailed Sunday's Carling Cup final between Chelsea and Arsenal as 'a fantastic advert for British football'.

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UK's hottest gossip columnist spontaneously combusts

Funny story: UK's hottest gossip columnist spontaneously combusts

THE entertainment world was celebrating yesterday after the News Of The World's showbiz correspondent Rav Singh spontaneously combusted.

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Comedy news articles on murdered prostitutes banned

Funny story: Comedy news articles on murdered prostitutes banned

A RULING by the UK Board of Spoof News Editors yesterday has banned all joke articles relating to the recent spate of murdered prostitutes in the Ipswich area for the next three months.

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Sat nav told me to kill fiance, court told

Funny story: Sat nav told me to kill fiance, court told

A GLOUCESTERSHIRE man charged with the murder of his teenage Mexican fiance has claimed he was only following the instructions of his satelite navigation system.

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Kate Moss blamed for Global Warming

Funny story: Kate Moss blamed for Global Warming

Kate Moss was singled out as the main cause of global warming at a meeting yesterday. World leaders united to blame the 32-year-old coke-snorting model for recent changes in environmental weather patterns, which they say could have been avoided if Mo...

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Producers hail 'ultimate reality show'

Funny story: Producers hail 'ultimate reality show'

ITV chiefs have hailed their discovery of what they claim will be the ultimate reality show.

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Crowe and Campbell to create world's most violent child

Funny story: Crowe and Campbell to create world's most violent child

RUSSELL Crowe and Naomi Campbell are set to have a baby in a bid to create the world's most violent human being.

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Doherty set to join local politics

Funny story: Doherty set to join local politics

PETE Doherty has outlined his latest plan to prove to the world once and for all that his hell-raising ways are behind him - by applying to join Tetbury Upton Parish Council.

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Lorry drivers hit with EU waste targets

Funny story: Lorry drivers hit with EU waste targets

LORRY drivers will be hit with waste disposal targets from the EU as part of the UK's recycling program.

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Tourettes increase 'a mystery'

Funny story: Tourettes increase 'a mystery'

REPORTED cases of Tourettes Syndrome in schoolchildren in the UK have increased by at least 2500 percent over the summer period, according to the Office for National Statistics.

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