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Just Manny having Mannies

LOS ANGELES -- The Los Angeles Dodgers reported today that suspended slugger Manny Ramirez, who is currently serving a 50-game suspension imposed by the league after testing positive for a banned substance is, according to Dodgers' head team physicia...

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No news stories on Tiger Woods

Funny story: No news stories on Tiger Woods

SOUTHPORT, ENGLAND -- In a first for the week leading up to a major golf championship since 1975, there were no news stories today about Tiger Woods. Woods, who is recuperating from knee surgery, is not entered in this week's 137th British Open...

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Fond du Lac man world's first

Funny story: Fond du Lac man world's first

FOND DU LAC, WISCONSIN -- A Fond du Lac man has been declared by the Guinness Book of World Records to be first to "read, understand and accept" all of the terms and conditions associated with an Internet software download.

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Urban renewal to raze Duke's Krzyzewskiville

Funny story: Urban renewal to raze Duke's Krzyzewskiville

DURHAM -- In news with an ironic twist, just days after being voted the Most Expensive Place to Live in America, according to an analysis by the management consulting firm Runzheimer International, Krzyzewskiville finds itself high on the list of nei...

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UNC's Doherty to be awarded Duke's Spire

Funny story: UNC's Doherty to be awarded Duke's Spire

DURHAM -- At the halftime of the Duke-Carolina men's basketball game, Duke University will award its highest non-academic honor, the Spire Award, which recognizes those who make the significant contributions "to improving the aesthetics of t...

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Patriots' Tom Brady benched; Gisele Bündchen to start in Super Bowl

Funny story: Patriots' Tom Brady benched; Gisele Bündchen to start in Super Bowl

GLENDALE, Ariz. -- Inside sources with the New England Patriots reported today that reigning league MVP quarterback Tom Brady will not play in the Super Bowl on Sunday, but his girlfriend, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen, will start in his place...

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Obama admits mother used to play the "Name Game"

Funny story: Obama admits mother used to play the "Name Game"

LAS VEGAS -- Senator Barack Obama, a leading candidate for the Democratic Party's nomination for the presidency, admitted today that his mother named him while playing the "Name Game."...

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UNC's Dean Dome collapses from weight of "jersey fatigue"

Funny story: UNC's Dean Dome collapses from weight of "jersey fatigue"

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- The roof of the Dean E. Smith Student Activities Center collapsed last night causing major damage to the facility where the University of North Carolina plays its men's home basketball games. No casualties were reported.

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Green Bay Packers' Cheeseheads may be smarter than previously thought

Funny story: Green Bay Packers' Cheeseheads may be smarter than previously thought

GREEN BAY -- A study released today by the University of Wisconsin-Stout's Department of Sports Psychology shows that the "cheesehead" hats, worn most notably by Green Bay Packer fans are "not primarily, as previously thought, an e...

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Betting Line Halted as Colts and Patriots Concede

Funny story: Betting Line Halted as Colts and Patriots Concede

INDIANAPOLIS -- The most hyped regular season game ever for the National Football League has been thrown into disarray just before the opening kickoff, as both the New England Patriots and the Indianapolis Colts have made major concessions to each ot...

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Nicole Richie Arrested after Driving Wrong Way on Highway, Police Investigate

Funny story: Nicole Richie Arrested after Driving Wrong Way on Highway, Police Investigate

BURBANK, Calif. - The California Highway Police are currently investigating why actress Nicole Richie was driving the wrong way on State Highway 134 under the apparent influence of drugs. The Simple Life star and 25-year-old daughter of pop...

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Pandemic Spreads, Tens of Thousands Dead, Millions May Die, as Viral Marketing Test Goes Awry

Funny story: Pandemic Spreads, Tens of Thousands Dead, Millions May Die, as Viral Marketing Test Goes Awry

ATLANTA - Tens of thousands are dead and millions soon will be as a pandemic spreads across America and around the world, say epidemiologists at the Centers for Disease Control. The long feared global viral pandemic has started -- but it is of a com...

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Emperor Penguin Signs $20 Million Film Deal After Dethroning Daniel Craig, Jesus and Tom Cruise

Funny story: Emperor Penguin Signs $20 Million Film Deal After Dethroning Daniel Craig, Jesus and Tom Cruise

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - In the wake of two blockbuster hits, the second highest grossing documentary of all-time "March of the Penguins" and the currently top-rated film, the animated feature "Happy Feet," one of the last of Hollywood...

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Following Michael Richards' "N-word" Incident, FDA Warns: Salty Crackers Hazardous to Health

Funny story: Following Michael Richards' "N-word" Incident, FDA Warns: Salty Crackers Hazardous to Health

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the wake of Michael Richards' infamous "N-word" incident, the United States Food and Drug Administration has issued a new warning: salty crackers may be hazardous to your health.

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Channel Tunnel Closed for Repairs, Suffering from Carfull Chunnel Syndrome

Funny story: Channel Tunnel Closed for Repairs, Suffering from Carfull Chunnel Syndrome

LONDON - The Channel Tunnel will be closed indefinitely for major reinforcement, Eurotunnel operators announced today. Eurotunnel engineers said the work is necessary to prevent foreseeable damage to the "Chunnel," as it was once popularly...

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Vegetable Rights Activists Seize NY Planet Hollywood, Schwarzenegger Negotiates Hostage Release

Funny story: Vegetable Rights Activists Seize NY Planet Hollywood, Schwarzenegger Negotiates Hostage Release

NEW YORK - "No one will be killed, if you do as we say!" Roberto Alvarez heard these frightening words as someone behind him put a paring knife to his neck. Alvarez, a Planet Hollywood salad prep crew worker, was one of fourteen of the ki...

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Seinfeld Reruns Will be Edited to Replace Kramer Character Played by Michael Richards

Funny story: Seinfeld Reruns Will be Edited to Replace Kramer Character Played by Michael Richards

LOS ANGELES - Following the brouhaha ensuing from Michael Richards' comedy club tirade which was richly laced with the "N-word," Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, the Seinfeld series owner and distributor, has announced it will edit the...

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Michelle Wie Inducted into World Golf Hall of Fame

Funny story: Michelle Wie Inducted into World Golf Hall of Fame

KOCHI, Japan - Depressed and disheartened after she missed the cut for the 11th time in 12 professional men's events, after a nervous 80 left her at 17-over par at the Casio World Open, Michelle Wie got a little something to cheer her up: induct...

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Pregnant robot dog blamed on Russian hacking

Mindy, the first robotic dog, is now pregnant. Senate Democrats allege that Russian hackers are to blame. The White House only states that Pres. Trump wants to make robot dogs great again.
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