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50p for an STD? Welsh NHS stumps up cash in sexually transmitted disease amnesty

Funny story: 50p for an STD? Welsh NHS stumps up cash in sexually transmitted disease amnesty

NHS walk-in clinics in Wales are planning to offer patients 50 pence for each different STD that they test positive for.

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K-Fed & Justin Timberlake to release Britney Spears tribute album

Funny story: K-Fed & Justin Timberlake to release Britney Spears tribute album

Troubled pop sensation Britney Spears was buoyed by news of plans to release a tribute album of her work featuring ex-partners Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline, aka K-Fed.

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Heather Mills McCartney sells domain name for £24.3 million

Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney sells domain name for £24.3 million

Soon-to-be-divorced from a Beatle Heather Mills McCartney, aka Mucca, has become one of the richest women in the world after masterminding the sale of her domain name for a reported £24.3 million.

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Lewis Hamilton waits patiently for crack at Girls Aloud star

Funny story: Lewis Hamilton waits patiently for crack at Girls Aloud star

Philandering Chelsea and England star Ashley Cole is in danger of losing his battle to hang on to pop star wife Cheryl Tweedie after it was sensationally revealed that F1 star Lewis Hamilton believes it's his turn for a crack at winning her affec...

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Edward Norton's Anti-Virus fears

Funny story: Edward Norton's Anti-Virus fears

Actor Edward Norton, who plays Bruce Banner in the soon to be released Incredible Hulk film, has expressed his fears over the widespread use of anti-virus software.

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Bush Tucker Man arrested as al-Qaeda poison plot is foiled

Funny story: Bush Tucker Man arrested as al-Qaeda poison plot is foiled

George W. Bush's personal chef has been arrested in connection with a plot to poison the President's entire administration during a scheduled banquet at Camp David.

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Gordon Ramsay buys Neverland from Michael Jackson for Beckham's birthday

Funny story: Gordon Ramsay buys Neverland from Michael Jackson for Beckham's birthday

Foul mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has paid Michael Jackson a reported £450,000 for the Neverland Ranch in Santa Barbara, California.

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Hamburglar banged to rights

Funny story: Hamburglar banged to rights

FBI investigators have finally caught up with Hamburglar after a 33 year hunt.

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Jimmy Choo launches My Little Pony shoe range

Funny story: Jimmy Choo launches My Little Pony shoe range

East End cobbler Jimmy Choo has designed an extravagant range of footwear for the My Little Pony set of childrens toys.

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Duffy admits she has never been to Rockferry

Funny story: Duffy admits she has never been to Rockferry

Sixties pastiche Duffy has admitted that she's never been to Rock Ferry, nor has she any intention of going there in the future.

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Radiohead offered Figi plus fleet of MIG jets in record company data deal

Funny story: Radiohead offered Figi plus fleet of MIG jets in record company data deal

Record company executives are desperately trying to get their hands on the download data for Radiohead's 'In Rainbows' Album, released on the internet late last year.

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David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

Funny story: David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

The FA have announced that David Beckham will play a full 90 minutes in the FA Cup Final at Wembley on 17th May. The bizarre news comes via a hurried press conference staged at Soho Square by FA Chief Executive Brian Barwick, England Manager Fabio...

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Morph faces sexual assault allegations from 'underage' co-star Chas

Funny story: Morph faces sexual assault allegations from 'underage' co-star Chas

Eighties TV star Morph is the latest celebrity to face investigation over sensational claims that he sexually abused co-star Chas during the making of his popular 80s kids TV programme. Chas, now 34, was below the legal age of consent at the time, ag...

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Al Gore scores at Lahore whore store

Funny story: Al Gore scores at Lahore whore store

Former US Deputy Al Gore was caught with his eye off the ball yesterday while on official business in Lahore, Pakistan.

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London Marathon granted shit and piss license

Funny story: London Marathon granted shit and piss license

The London Marathon is to be granted a special license that will prevent runners from being prosecuted for defacating and urinating while completing the 26 mile course.

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Kate Nash and Leona Lewis team up for Terry's Chocolate Orange campaign

Funny story: Kate Nash and Leona Lewis team up for Terry's Chocolate Orange campaign

Pop divas Kate Nash and Leona Lewis are said to be on the brink of signing a multi million pound sponsorship deal to promote Terry's Chocolate Oranges to a worldwide audience.

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Blair 'talked with DOG' before making crucial Iraq decision

Funny story: Blair 'talked with DOG' before making crucial Iraq decision

Former Government spin doctor Alastair Campbelll has revealed that Tony Blair consulted with the Downing Street duty dog - moments before making his decision to send the country to war with Iraq.

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Texan Riots cause more problems for Brown

Funny story: Texan Riots cause more problems for Brown

More civil unrest in Brown's Britain - this time the stage was set outside the offices of Nestle UK, where hundreds of angry customers were demanding that the Texan bar is permanently reinstated.

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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