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Diembolden and Walentrenched to Help America Vote (Or Not)

Funny story: Diembolden and Walentrenched to Help America Vote (Or Not)

Ohio and (South of Oz) Arkansas -- The Big Vote company Diembolden has announced that it will partner with the Big Box operator Walentrenched to "improve" voting.

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Car Seat Breathing. Make Sure Baby Is, Mom

Funny story: Car Seat Breathing. Make Sure Baby Is, Mom

New Zealand -- Mothers (Dad is drunk in front of the TV. As usual.) have been warned to use care when infants are placed in car seats. They may not be breathing. The infants may be having trouble, too.

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Home Schooled Defense: A Letter For the Pubic-schooled

Funny story: Home Schooled Defense: A Letter For the Pubic-schooled

There's lots of reasons, most are different than mine, for homeschooling your children. Since, it isn't just me who loaths the violence we see everyday on the TV and the mass medium.

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PentAgon(y) New Recruitment Bonuses: PS3, iPod, or Breast Implants

Funny story: PentAgon(y) New Recruitment Bonuses: PS3, iPod, or Breast Implants

Washington -- Recruitment is down, triggering talk all over DC of draft reinstatement. But is a draft the only solution to tanking numbers?...

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Big Pharma Announces Antidote For Acetaminophen

Funny story: Big Pharma Announces Antidote For Acetaminophen

Jersey City, NJ -- Ever ready to take advantage of a competitor's woes, Big Pharma has announced a "new" Aspirin tablet that will be loaded up with micro-magnets.

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New Study Shows Docs Addicted

Funny story: New Study Shows Docs Addicted

New York -- A major study published in JAMMIES (Journal of American Medical Malpractice in Emergency Situations) has shown that 5 million lives could be saved each year if the specialists called in could tear themselves away from the TV in t...

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FBI, CIA Split, Citing Irreconcilable Differences

Funny story: FBI, CIA Split, Citing Irreconcilable Differences

Washington -- Hollywood has no patent on contentious (vicious, even) breakups. DC can show "The Wood" a thing or two when it comes to bitter splits.

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Dems Gloat About Not Gloating

Funny story: Dems Gloat About Not Gloating

USA - No sooner had the pixels faded on MSNBCNN's high-tech maps (ABCNBCBS News, if you aren't being gouged by cable or satellite) showing the Democratic sweep, than a parade of Dem leaders popped on screen to declare "a new day in Ameri...

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Elephants Found to Have Gender Related Body Dysmorphia

Funny story: Elephants Found to Have Gender Related Body Dysmorphia

Bronx, New York--A stunning experiment conducted at the Bronx Zoo has found that elephants show self-recognition. And self-loathing -- if it's a female, that is.

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International Space Station Crew Chastised for 'Messing Around'

Funny story: International Space Station Crew Chastised for 'Messing Around'

Miles High -- Today, the three-man crew of ISS was severely chastised for juvenile behavior, complete with threats by Houston to send "adults up there in about one minute."...

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Skilling Has 90 Days to Decide: Prison or Heart Attack

Funny story: Skilling Has 90 Days to Decide: Prison or Heart Attack

Houston -- The latest Enron crook to get a tough sentence (24 + years) is likely sobbing right now into his Vielle Bon Secours. There are no deserts like just deserts.

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HP Fan Offers Flop Couch Buy Back

Funny story: HP Fan Offers Flop Couch Buy Back

Palo Alto, CA -- The world of fandom is fraught with perils. Unlike fine art, wherein the value of a piece is sure to rise (once the artist finally dies), fans must capture the moment. That's what Josh Wingding fully understands as he positions h...

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Cornered Republicans Make Bids From Excuse City

Funny story: Cornered Republicans Make Bids From Excuse City

D.C. -- Just when you thought it was left behind (ignore that pun), now comes a priest from Gozo (can't improve on that) to say that he and Foley played slap and tickle in the Golden Age.

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Asperger Convention Deteriorates Into Squabbles Over Food, Space, Screen Names

Funny story: Asperger Convention Deteriorates Into Squabbles Over Food, Space, Screen Names

Atlanta -- The first ever Asperger Syndrome Convention began with the same promise as any other convention. There were booths with vendors catering to attendees, a full agenda with plenary sessions and breakouts on various topics.

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Rover Opportunity Takes Opportunity, Flips Off Orbiter

Funny story: Rover Opportunity Takes Opportunity, Flips Off Orbiter

Mars - NASA has published pictures from the Orbiter as it spotted the Rover on a Martian crater.

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New Coffee Creamers Aim to Kick Your Ass Good

Funny story: New Coffee Creamers Aim to Kick Your Ass Good

New York - Americans love to cover up their coffee (Those beans ARE suggestive in their nakedness. Or is it just me?), and now the taste of your java break can take a radical turn.

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HP Admits to Congress That Execs Don't Know Common Word Meanings

Funny story: HP Admits to Congress That Execs Don't Know Common Word Meanings

Washington, D.C. - Revelations flooded the (tender?) ears of members of a House subcommittee (and C-SPAN addicts) during a hearing to investigate Hewlett-Packard's spying activities. Not since Watergate have we witnessed covert operations like this.

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Heathrow 's Fly Zone Theme Park Up And Running

Funny story: Heathrow 's Fly Zone Theme Park Up And Running

London - Ever ready to outdo itself, Heathrow management has taken a page from Disney's book, pulled the plug on boring mega-waits and turned its "security features" into attractions.

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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