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Funny story:  Diembolden and Walentrenched to Help America Vote (Or Not)

Diembolden and Walentrenched to Help America Vote (Or Not)

Ohio and (South of Oz) Arkansas -- The Big Vote company Diembolden has announced that it will partner with the Big Box operator Walentrenched to "improve" voting.
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Funny story:  Car Seat Breathing. Make Sure Baby Is, Mom

Car Seat Breathing. Make Sure Baby Is, Mom

New Zealand -- Mothers (Dad is drunk in front of the TV. As usual.) have been warned to use care when infants are placed in car seats. They may not be breathing. The infants may be having trouble, too.
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Funny story:  Home Schooled Defense: A Letter For the Pubic-schooled

Home Schooled Defense: A Letter For the Pubic-schooled

There's lots of reasons, most are different than mine, for homeschooling your children. Since, it isn't just me who loaths the violence we see everyday on the TV and the mass medium.
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Funny story:  PentAgon(y) New Recruitment Bonuses: PS3, iPod, or Breast Implants

PentAgon(y) New Recruitment Bonuses: PS3, iPod, or Breast Implants

Washington -- Recruitment is down, triggering talk all over DC of draft reinstatement. But is a draft the only solution to tanking numbers?...
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Funny story:  Big Pharma Announces Antidote For Acetaminophen

Big Pharma Announces Antidote For Acetaminophen

Jersey City, NJ -- Ever ready to take advantage of a competitor's woes, Big Pharma has announced a "new" Aspirin tablet that will be loaded up with micro-magnets.
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Funny story:  New Study Shows Docs Addicted

New Study Shows Docs Addicted

New York -- A major study published in JAMMIES (Journal of American Medical Malpractice in Emergency Situations) has shown that 5 million lives could be saved each year if the specialists called in could tear themselves away from the TV in t...
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Funny story:  FBI, CIA Split, Citing Irreconcilable Differences

FBI, CIA Split, Citing Irreconcilable Differences

Washington -- Hollywood has no patent on contentious (vicious, even) breakups. DC can show "The Wood" a thing or two when it comes to bitter splits.
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Funny story:  Dems Gloat About Not Gloating

Dems Gloat About Not Gloating

USA - No sooner had the pixels faded on MSNBCNN's high-tech maps (ABCNBCBS News, if you aren't being gouged by cable or satellite) showing the Democratic sweep, than a parade of Dem leaders popped on screen to declare "a new day in Ameri...
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Funny story:  Elephants Found to Have Gender Related Body Dysmorphia

Elephants Found to Have Gender Related Body Dysmorphia

Bronx, New York--A stunning experiment conducted at the Bronx Zoo has found that elephants show self-recognition. And self-loathing -- if it's a female, that is.
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Funny story:  International Space Station Crew Chastised for 'Messing Around'

International Space Station Crew Chastised for 'Messing Around'

Miles High -- Today, the three-man crew of ISS was severely chastised for juvenile behavior, complete with threats by Houston to send "adults up there in about one minute."...
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Funny story:  Skilling Has 90 Days to Decide: Prison or Heart Attack

Skilling Has 90 Days to Decide: Prison or Heart Attack

Houston -- The latest Enron crook to get a tough sentence (24 + years) is likely sobbing right now into his Vielle Bon Secours. There are no deserts like just deserts.
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Funny story:  HP Fan Offers Flop Couch Buy Back

HP Fan Offers Flop Couch Buy Back

Palo Alto, CA -- The world of fandom is fraught with perils. Unlike fine art, wherein the value of a piece is sure to rise (once the artist finally dies), fans must capture the moment. That's what Josh Wingding fully understands as he positions h...
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Funny story:  Cornered Republicans Make Bids From Excuse City

Cornered Republicans Make Bids From Excuse City

D.C. -- Just when you thought it was left behind (ignore that pun), now comes a priest from Gozo (can't improve on that) to say that he and Foley played slap and tickle in the Golden Age.
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Funny story:  Asperger Convention Deteriorates Into Squabbles Over Food, Space, Screen Names

Asperger Convention Deteriorates Into Squabbles Over Food, Space, Screen Names

Atlanta -- The first ever Asperger Syndrome Convention began with the same promise as any other convention. There were booths with vendors catering to attendees, a full agenda with plenary sessions and breakouts on various topics.
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Funny story:  Rover Opportunity Takes Opportunity, Flips Off Orbiter

Rover Opportunity Takes Opportunity, Flips Off Orbiter

Mars - NASA has published pictures from the Orbiter as it spotted the Rover on a Martian crater.
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Funny story:  New Coffee Creamers Aim to Kick Your Ass Good

New Coffee Creamers Aim to Kick Your Ass Good

New York - Americans love to cover up their coffee (Those beans ARE suggestive in their nakedness. Or is it just me?), and now the taste of your java break can take a radical turn.
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Funny story:  HP Admits to Congress That Execs Don't Know Common Word Meanings

HP Admits to Congress That Execs Don't Know Common Word Meanings

Washington, D.C. - Revelations flooded the (tender?) ears of members of a House subcommittee (and C-SPAN addicts) during a hearing to investigate Hewlett-Packard's spying activities. Not since Watergate have we witnessed covert operations like this.
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Funny story:  Heathrow 's Fly Zone Theme Park Up And Running

Heathrow 's Fly Zone Theme Park Up And Running

London - Ever ready to outdo itself, Heathrow management has taken a page from Disney's book, pulled the plug on boring mega-waits and turned its "security features" into attractions.
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