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Cam Newton Provides Second Miracle for Beatification of Pope

Funny story: Cam Newton Provides Second Miracle for Beatification of Pope

For months Alabama Crimson Tide fans have been perplexed as to how their multi-touchdown lead at halftime resulted in a 28-27 loss to the Auburn Tigers. Today Vatican officials announced that the result was the miraculous intervention of Pope John...

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Doctors Promote "Pearls Before Swine" Flu

Funny story: Doctors Promote "Pearls Before Swine" Flu

Doctors in Hollywood, CA have announced a variation on the swine flu vaccine hysteria promoted on shows such as FAUX News. It seems that wealthy matrons seeking to have their neck wrinkles removed have been getting "Botox" injections made from pork...

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EPA to Require Fart Monitors on Every American

Funny story: EPA to Require Fart Monitors on Every American

It began as just a bad idea. Someone at the EPA heard that the government wanted to lower the amounts of methane and other green-house gases to help stop global warming, which according to President Bush doesn't even exist. And so, they decided tha...

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EPA to Require Fart Monitors on Every American

Funny story: EPA to Require Fart Monitors on Every American

It began as just a bad idea. Someone at the EPA heard that the government wanted to lower the amounts of methane and other green-house gases to help stop global warming, which according to President Bush doesn't even exist. And so, they decided tha...

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BCS Software Revises Alabama Football History

Funny story: BCS Software Revises Alabama Football History

In an unexpected revision of the past 6 years of BCS history, the recent routing by number one rated Alabama of their arch-rival, Auburn by a score of 36-0, resulted in more than just one win in Tuscaloosa. The BCS program distributed the excess p...

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FDA to Merge with RTC - New Label: FaRT Dr Corp

Funny story: FDA to Merge with RTC - New Label: FaRT Dr Corp

In a move that seems even more bizarre than the unfolding financial debacle on Wall Street, the Federal government announced this week that two federal agencies will merge. The Food and Drug Administration and the Resolution Trust Corporation will...

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Georgia Re-Survey Annexes Alabama and Florida

Funny story: Georgia Re-Survey Annexes Alabama and Florida

"We ain't got enough water," said Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue, "git some."...

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USDA takes over the DEA's Job

Funny story: USDA takes over the DEA's Job

In what appeared to many to be a cruel irony, the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) was assigned the task of handling the Drug Enforcement Administration's cases and the DEA will now regulate the dairy industry.

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Government Going Out of Business

Funny story: Government Going Out of Business

In a move that startled even his most ardent admirers, President George Bush announced this week that the government is going out of business. Kaput. Finis.

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Blue Cross to Dumb Down Medical Correspondence

Funny story: Blue Cross to Dumb Down Medical Correspondence

In a move that can only grieve the 19 remaining English teachers in the United States, Blue Cross announced this week that they are dumbing down the correspondence that they send patients that submit claims for medical reimbursement.

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Alabama Vaults to Number One in BCS Snafu

Funny story: Alabama Vaults to Number One in BCS Snafu

In a stunning surprise that calls into question just how the BCS rankings "really" work, the University of Alabama Crimson Tide vaulted to the Number One ranking, following the hiring of Nick Saban as head coach.

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FDA Approves Eating Cloned Humans

Funny story: FDA Approves Eating Cloned Humans

(Washington, DC) Following up its announcement that there is no difference in eating food made from cloned animals, the FDA today announced that there is no difference in eating food made from cloned humans.

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Star-Bellied Sneeches Protest NAIS

Funny story: Star-Bellied Sneeches Protest NAIS

Washington, DC- A spokesman for the USDA noted today that "We have been informed by our secret sources that our National Animal Identification System (NAIS) has missed a group that we should have been tracking previously. Evidently "Star-b...

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Homeland Security Announces "Shoot on Sight" Policy.

Funny story: Homeland Security Announces "Shoot on Sight" Policy.

As a follow up to the recently announced "Automatic Targeting System" by the department of Homeland Security, government officials released what they see as the next step in a process designed to rid the world of terrorists, trouble makers,...

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FDA to send in "The Clones"

Funny story: FDA to send in "The Clones"

Just when Americans thought their food choices couldn't get any more bizarre, the Food and Drug Administration has once again caved under the political pressure brought by large agribusiness groups seeking approval of "cloned animals" for human food.

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Bush Blames Global Warming on Commie Gas

Funny story: Bush Blames Global Warming on Commie Gas

Upon hearing the news report that read "Methane, a gas 20 times more potent than carbon dioxide in trapping heat in the atmosphere, appears to be bubbling up from thawing permafrost at a rate five times faster than originally measured, scientists...

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Alabama Chocolate Factory Worker Boasts Miracle Bust

Funny story: Alabama Chocolate Factory Worker Boasts Miracle Bust

(Scottsboro, AL) - Fellow chocolate factory workers were startled when master candy maker Horance Burgance presented them with a chocolate bust of former Alabama head football coach Paul "Bear" Bryant. The bust, seen above, formed when a leak on the...

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New "Pon-Fob" Solves Travel Dilemma

Funny story: New "Pon-Fob" Solves Travel Dilemma

(Los Angeles, CA -) Some people flee crisis and beg for governments to take even more control over their daily lives. Others think crisis means opportunity.

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Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
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