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Funny story: Kennedy introduces new legislation granting criminals victim status

Kennedy introduces new legislation granting criminals victim status

In a surprising move, Ted "Chappy" Kennedy introduced a bill in the Senate this week declaring that all criminals committing violent crimes will be considered victims and treated as such. The mandatory sentences for murder, rape, armed robb...
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Funny story: Punch-Counterpunch--New Fall reality Show Hits Airwaves

Punch-Counterpunch--New Fall reality Show Hits Airwaves

A new reality Television show on NBC hits the airwaves with a bang this Fall! This program will "knock your socks off," states one TV critic. Eight of the most obnoxious, pompous Liberals will square off against eight unbearable, arrogant...
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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel Chief

Emperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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