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Funny story: "No Shop" List Next Step in Securitizing America

"No Shop" List Next Step in Securitizing America

North Portsmouth, RI - The department of Homeland Security today announced the start of an expanded terrorist identification program, the new measures to be put into service at grocery stores and shopping malls.
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Funny story: Boston's "Big Dig" takes a gamble

Boston's "Big Dig" takes a gamble

BOSTON -- The Massachusetts Turnpike Authority (MTA) today announced the unexpected end to closings of tunnel sections in Boston's troubled "Big Dig" highway system. Several tunnel sections have been shut down since July 10, when a three-ton concre...
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Funny story: Vatican instructs Catholics on how to view DaVinci Code

Vatican instructs Catholics on how to view DaVinci Code

VATICAN CITY, MAY 25 Pope Benedict XVI today issued a "monitum," described by a Vatican official as "an admonition, guidance for the faithful," detailing how Roman Catholics can watch the hit film The DaVinci Code while minim...
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Funny story: Remedial Education Program Sails Through Congress

Remedial Education Program Sails Through Congress

Washington, May 17 The normally squabbling members of Congress from both parties today put aside their differences and quickly passed what Senator John Kerry (D-MA) called a significant legislative initiative in educational reform.
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Funny story: Outsourcing Poverty: Bush Announces Plan

Outsourcing Poverty: Bush Announces Plan

Washington DC -- President Bush stunned the nation's capital today by personally announcing at a specially-called news conference the first step in what he characterized as a broad-based effort to both reduce the burgeoning federal deficit and...
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Ferguson Police to Lay Off 3 Black Officers

Ferguson Police say that their experiment to hire black police officers to stem the violence in the predominantly black city has failed. They will lay off all black officers and not hire any more.

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