When Bristol Palin announced that her Dancing with the Stars outfits would be modest, it seemed inevitable: they should be made by nuns. And why not go right to the top?
The Spoof can now confirm that it is the nuns at the Vatican -- the ones...
Yep, that's right. Three of 'em. One was an alligator; the second, a lizard; the third, an iguana.
The alligator was caught after supposedly hiding under a Datsun in Queens. But that wasn't the whole story. To get the scoop for Spoof readers,...
The Metropolitan Pavilion in Manhattan was the scene of a protest yesterday as a group of dogs barked, ran around, and refused to continue to participate in the various activities of Pet Fashion Week. Disgusted owners, frustrated spectators, and furi...
Last weekend, movie star Sylvester Stallone took over the box office with his new movie, "The Expendables." Then on Thursday, he and fellow cast members -- Dolph Lundgren, Jason Statham, and Terry Crews -- took over the New York Stock Exchange, maki...
The UK headquarters of The Spoof was the scene of a major protest yesterday. Ever since The Spoof ratings system was changed -- having readers rate stories with thumbs up rather than stars -- the stars had been quietly fuming.
They had been f...
That was the no-holds-barred approach taken by Sylvester Stallone, facing a box office challenge over the weekend.
His action flick, "The Expendables," turned out to be U. S. box office champ, grossing an estimated $35 million. The weekend tak...
Broadway, here he comes! With December 21 as the opening date for the musical, Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark, the star is frantically searching for a place to live, but so far it's a no-go.
He points out, "I've scaled buildings, spun webs that...
As reported by scientists, the iceberg is heading south. What hasn't been reported is that it's packed with a horde of noisy revelers. Not just plain old revelers. No, these are readers of TheSpoof.com who heard that the iceberg was about to "head...
Rumor is that the new addition will be called the BlackPad and will arrive in November. It'll be a tablet computer to compete with the Apple iPad and will be offered for sale by Research In Motion (the company that also sells the BlackBerry).
iPa...
The finance world was stunned on Tuesday to learn that Barnes & Noble, which owns 720 bookstores in the U.S., was considering selling the company.
Nooks, B&N's electronic readers, were shaken to the core by the announcement. "Who know...
A fisherman off the coast of Rhode Island was shocked last week when he caught a YELLOW lobster. Wha' happened? Theories abound:
The color was caused by a bad case of hepatitis; the lobster lacks courage and has now officially been labeled a cow...
There were cheers and jeers when Amazon introduced a new Kindle on Wednesday. The jeers came from the older model (Kindle2) electronic readers; they feel that they may now be put out to pasture.
Many of the older Kindles were too upset to talk...
Residents of Newark, New Jersey, were shocked this week when their mayor, Cory Booker, announced that, due to a budget crisis, toilet paper would no longer be supplied to city buildings. Uh-oh.
Entrepreneurial street vendors immediately ordered b...
Kindles were ecstatic this week when they read in The New York Times that Amazon had announced that, " . . . for the last three months, sales of books for its e-reader, the Kindle, outnumbered sales of hardcover books."
To celebrate, Kindles stop...
When the New Trends School in California announced at the beginning of summer that all their human teachers were being replaced by teaching robots, there was weeping and the gnashing of teeth. That was from the teachers. On the other hand, students...
Saturday's opening of an Apple store in Shanghai did not go exactly as planned. A dozen iPads did not do their company proud.
On their arrival on Thursday, they kept on ordering Chinese takeout and ate much more than they should have. Then, o...
According to "Dinner and a movie: Experts say bedbugs favor feasting on moviegoers in cushy theater seats," an article posted yesterday at NYDailyNews, NYC bedbugs are on the move. And movie theaters aren't their only "targets." According to the ar...
Commuters at Grand Central Station in New York City yesterday were startled to see Little Red Riding Hood holding a press conference at the information desk. She wants the world to know that she's getting a makeover.
Wearing her trusty hooded re...