And that's not all. He admits to a brow lift as well!
Finally coming clean, the Vulcan confirmed the surgery rumors last night at a hastily called press conference at Grand Central Station in NYC. "This is the most exciting trip home I've e...
To save face, NASA is reporting that the Kepler telescope is broken. Hogwash!
The truth is quite different. And somewhat sad, at least for the space agency. You see, the telescope has declared himself emancipated from his NASA "parents" and has...
After caring for an ailing porpoise for six months, researchers in Long Island recently released Noodle (yep, that's his name) back to the ocean, but not before they tagged him with a tracking device so that they can follow him and report his whereab...
Researchers at the Smithsonian Institute revealed a startling find this week. After a long struggle, they had finally cracked the code and now had the ability to access an 1885 message left on a wax disc by Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the tele...
A Spoof reporter skilled in tiger talk dug up the story behind the story.
The tiger has no idea why everyone was so excited. "Good grief, I just went in to take care of business; isn't that what everyone goes to the restroom for?" the tiger...
The trouble began when a scientific study was released suggesting that it's very educational for babies to have their parents talk to them a lot.
Too many parents have taken the advice to heart, constantly yakking away at their babies and giving...
"Mamma mia, I resigned too soon," he's told friends.
He had hoped to find another job, but he didn't realize that there aren't many to be found in this economy. Word is he's been pounding the pavement; but, so far, no luck. Potential employers are...
According to our exclusive Vatican sources, the Pope had no problem at all leaving the Vatican and the Papacy. The real issue? Having to leave behind his red shoes.
You see, those glorious red shoes had provided the Pontiff with special powers...
And if his prayers are answered, the party will be held in St. Peter's Square, with thousands and thousands of attendees from around the word!
The Pope has told reporters, "Look, for years, I've been going out on the balcony and blessing that di...
Yogi Berra was right. "It ain't over till it's over." And for Richard III? It definitely ain't over, not by a long shot.
Not only are officials in Leicester and York fighting to rebury his remains, but other folks -- all of them dead -- want...
As soon as spoof science reporter Gail Farrelly read the article, "International Space Station Will Get First Inflatable Addition" in Florida Today, she launched an investigation into this very unusual contract deal. She'd like to find out how the a...
Monday, January 21, will be a very special day for Twitter birdies in the U.S.
Many of them have told management that they are taking the day off to participate in the public inauguration of President Barack Obama in Wash., D. C. A patriotic "fly...
Hey, it worked for burlesque queens.
Even more surprising, though, apparently it also worked for dinosaurs, according to recent scientific research. And as soon as these findings regarding dinosaurs were released, there were lots of interesti...
The 34-year-old held a press conference in Grand Central Station in NYC yesterday to let the world know of his plans.
Awaiting the start of the press conference, the crowd was entertained by the dulcet tones of the late Johnny Cash singing "A Bo...
It was a public relations disaster of intergalactic proportions as NASA had to use a huge chunk of its budget to clean up after the party and restore the scientific equipment on the rover back to normal status.
Rumors of a party had been swirlin...
This was monkey business, with a capital B.
Turns out Darwin (yep, that's the monkey's name), who was wearing a shearling coat as he roamed the parking lot, was doing some modeling for his clothing business, which -- you guessed it -- manufactur...
But don't take that to mean you should be naughty instead of nice.
Spoof reporter Gail Farrelly did an email interview with Santa Claus and found out that there IS still a Naughty-or-Nice List (NNList) at the North Pole, but Santa no longer prep...
Well, actually, make that plural: SECRETS. There's definitely more than one.
NASA is being tightlipped, only saying that the rover Curiosity has discovered something exciting that warrants further investigation. Supposedly more info is forth...