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Funny story: "Joe the Plumber" Announces Independent Presidential Campaign

"Joe the Plumber" Announces Independent Presidential Campaign

Joe "the Plumber" Wurzelbacher announced his independent candidacy for the presidency of the United States today, citing a need to defeat "that socialist [Barack Obama]," a task he feels is not being accomplished by Republican challenger, Senator Joh...
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Funny story: Obama and Clinton Clash Over Proposed Summer Gay Tax Holiday

Obama and Clinton Clash Over Proposed Summer Gay Tax Holiday

Democratic presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama clashed again today on the increasingly divisive issue of a proposed summer Gay Tax holiday. Clinton backs the measure as a socially responsible way to help the economy, while Obama a...
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Funny story: Imus Returns to Radio/MS-NBC to Slur Koreans

Imus Returns to Radio/MS-NBC to Slur Koreans

In the wake of the horrific Virginia Tech murders, America has called on fallen icon Don Imus, asking that he return to his microphone to give them that which they so desperately need and which only he can adequately provide: hateful, racial slurs ai...
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Funny story: Napster Founder Shawn Fanning Offended by Don Imus's "Nappy-haired" Comment

Napster Founder Shawn Fanning Offended by Don Imus's "Nappy-haired" Comment

Shawn Fanning, creator of the ground-breaking, but now discontinued MP3 file-sharing system "Napster," criticized radio shock-jock Don Imus, for what he called "gross insensitivity."...
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Funny story: Political Disease Competition Heats Up

Political Disease Competition Heats Up

The Republicans have taken the lead in the 2008 race for the White House with an announcement by former Tennessee Senator Fred Thomas that he is living with Lymphoma. This means that there are now two Republicans with major diseases compared to the...
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Funny story: Commissioner's Aide Sneaks Firearms Provision into Little League Baseball Rules

Commissioner's Aide Sneaks Firearms Provision into Little League Baseball Rules

Little League Baseball has been rocked by a scandal which has caused the serious injury of dozens of children. In the last League Rules Session, a commissioner's aide snuck in a provision sanctioning the use of firearms on active baserunners not...
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Funny story: Iran Releases 15 British Sailors in Brightly Colored Eggs, Hidden Throughout the UK

Iran Releases 15 British Sailors in Brightly Colored Eggs, Hidden Throughout the UK

Citing the "joyful celebration of the Easter Bunny (PBUH)," a shared prophet of Christianity and Islam, President Ahmadinejad ordered the release of 15 British Sailors, encapsulated in brightly colored, ovoid "comfort pods," to be...
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Funny story: Google Reveals it has Actually Been Microsoft all Along, Begins Charging for Everything

Google Reveals it has Actually Been Microsoft all Along, Begins Charging for Everything

Users of the popular search engine Google, today, were surprised and alarmed to find their familiar search page altered, almost beyond recognition.
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Funny story: Young Expectant Mothers Looking for a Different Life for their Children, Chow Down on Red Meat

Young Expectant Mothers Looking for a Different Life for their Children, Chow Down on Red Meat

In the wake of scientific studies linking red meat consumption during pregnancy to low sperm count in male offspring, there has been a enormous spike in the red meat intake of unmarried, pregnant women, especially those in their teens.
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Funny story: Iran Votes on Timetable to Release British Sailors

Iran Votes on Timetable to Release British Sailors

Mainstream conservative and Pragmatist factions in Iran have passed a joint bill today, requiring a timetable for the release of British sailors, in direct defiance of President Ahmadinejad.
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Funny story: Snow Blasts Oncologist's Comments as "Emboldening Cancer"

Snow Blasts Oncologist's Comments as "Emboldening Cancer"

White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, today, blasted his oncologist for what he called "a blatant, and totally irresponsible mischaracterization of the battle against [Snow's] cancer."...
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Funny story: TMNT protested by PETA, protested by AI, protested by ACLU, protested by CCA, protested by AU, protested by Rev. Phelps

TMNT protested by PETA, protested by AI, protested by ACLU, protested by CCA, protested by AU, protested by Rev. Phelps

TMNT, the new CGI movie based on the comic book "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" opened to throngs of protesters of all persuasions, most of whom were protesting each other.
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Funny story: Menu Foods to Release new Line of Pet Food Without all the Renal Failure

Menu Foods to Release new Line of Pet Food Without all the Renal Failure

Menu Foods, of Ontario Canada, this week announced a new lineup of pet food products, many of which cause little or no renal failure.
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Funny story: Red Sox Ace Daisuke Matsuzaka Suffering from Severely Inflamed Gyroball

Red Sox Ace Daisuke Matsuzaka Suffering from Severely Inflamed Gyroball

Red Sox General Manager Theo Epstein, Friday, revealed that Japanese pitching ace Daisuke Matsuzaka was suffering from what could only be described as a "severely inflamed gyroball," which may well land him on the disabled list.
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Funny story: Bush Rejects Calls to Put Aides "Under Oath", Suggests Syntactic Compromise

Bush Rejects Calls to Put Aides "Under Oath", Suggests Syntactic Compromise

In reaction to a Democratic resolution this week, authorizing subpoenas for top White House Aides, President Bush backed down from his previous, seemingly inflexible position, to offer Democratic leaders a compromise.
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Funny story: Volkswagen Wins Race to Hydrogen Fuel Power with New "VW Hindenburg"

Volkswagen Wins Race to Hydrogen Fuel Power with New "VW Hindenburg"

In a move which has rocked the automobile industry to it's foundations, Volkswagen has announced that it is launching a line of hydrogen powered cars years before this technology was expected to reach production. Volkswagen chief executive offic...
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Funny story: God reveals renewable energy source to Pat Robertson

God reveals renewable energy source to Pat Robertson

In a stunning move that promises to reshape the world energy landscape while simultaneously addressing raging cultural-religious problems, God has revealed a bold new energy plan through his chosen earthly mouthpiece, Pat Robertson.
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Funny story: Rumsfeld calls for Rumsfeld's Resignation

Rumsfeld calls for Rumsfeld's Resignation

Donald Rumsfeld, the US defence secretary whose resignation has been called for by an increasing number of retired generals, citizens, and government officials over the past week due to his handling of the Iraq war, has joined the cries for his ousti...
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Simpsons Show to Kill Off Bart Simpson

"You could say the whole Bart concept was getting old, but actually we just couldn't take Nancy Cartwright's Scamatology ravings any longer" spoke the show's producers.

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