WASHINGTON - President Bush invested Monday in a Stasher, Mazda's new "pot smuggler" minivan model, and he confirmed plans to hit the road for spring break this year, his first such trip in three years.
THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS - In a first for property-use rights, a group of Christian ministers have filed with the World Court to trademark the name of their deity. Organizers say the move requires the payment of royalties each time "Jesus®" is spoken.
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