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War In Oregon

Funny story: War In Oregon

SALEM, OR- Gay marriage is spreading at a rampant rate, derived by the ordeal in San Francisco last week. Wednesday gay marriage has embedded it's self into the Californian neighbor to the north, Oregon. But how to halt such a title wave; use force...

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Church's Monopoly on Christ expires, Theaters cash in on Christ

Funny story: Church's Monopoly on Christ expires, Theaters cash in on Christ

New York, New York- Simultaneously numerous movie theater complexes across the United States and the world played host to the Mel Gibson produced flick, the Passion of Christ. Tickets were sold out months in advance for the opening night Wednesday a...

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Local Money Laundering Ring Un-Ringed

Funny story: Local Money Laundering Ring Un-Ringed

Pennsylvania-A joint effort of Lancaster County law enforcement agencies was "tipped off" by an insider on the local money laundering ring, in exchange for immunity. "Lancaster County has experienced a rapid increase in crime, especially in teens,"...

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Luxembourg Goes Nuclear

Funny story: Luxembourg Goes Nuclear

Vienna, Austria- It was announced Wednesday during a caucus meeting between the United Nations Security Council and delegates from the petite west European country of Luxembourg that "Luxemburg is going nuclear".

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Bag Boy Squishes Bread, but Leaves Eggs Unscathed

Pine Harbor, Minnesota- "It was horrific," recalls a solemn Susan Miller. "I was checking out my gathered goods like normal and the cashier asked me for my savings card and then I continued emptying my cart."...

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Epidemic expected to kill 98.89% of Americans

ALBERTA, CANADA- With the onset of Thanksgiving in its shadow, the West Alerta based Food Products Medical Centre has uncovered something that could affect millions of Thanksgiving practitioners and turkey enthusiasts alike, e-turkoli (pronounced e-t...

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