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Funny story: Bush says 'I will never talk.'

Bush says 'I will never talk.'

President Bush has angrily dismissed an Iranian approach for ‘talks'. In a speech in Peachyville, Alabama, he called the initiative a ploy to avert international pressure away from the Iranian nuclear crisis. ‘It don't take an Alfred Einstein to…to u...
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Funny story: France embattled again.

France embattled again.

Rioting continues in Paris, France as 250,000 protestors took to the streets again. French President, Jack the hat Chirac, has offered negotiations to the brick throwers in an attempt to diffuse the situation. ‘My ‘eart breaks wiz sorrow to see ze fl...
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Funny story: Battle for control of more sand.

Battle for control of more sand.

The US has launched a major operation near Samarra today. Us and Iraqi troops with 50 aircraft have thundered into battle. Iraqi foreign minister, Hushamy Mouthe, hailed the assault as an excellent example of ‘magnificent US and Iraqi co-oper...
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Funny story: Chicken shocker.

Chicken shocker.

In a surprise move, KFC has declared a switch from all things chicken to squirrel. Announcing the move last night, KFC CEO, R Sole, said: ‘This bird flu lark has really pissed us off. We have never shirked from selling diseased fried bird carcasses,...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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