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Barack Obama Wants to Replace U.S. Constitution with PRO-stitution

Funny story: Barack Obama Wants to Replace U.S. Constitution with PRO-stitution

President Barack Obama today announced a new initiative to replace the United States Constitution, now in place for some 225 years, with a new type of document, which he referred to as a PRO-stitution. This news sent most news reporters off looking f...

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Mental Illnesses Diagnosed in Unborn Babies - Say What?

Funny story: Mental Illnesses Diagnosed in Unborn Babies - Say What?

At a clinic in Dorchester and another in Oyster Bay, New York, in the USA, doctors are now routinely diagnosing unborn babies with mental disorders including ADHD and Bipolar as well as a newly defined disease, Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder (based on...

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Schools Renamed as Psychiatric Clinics

Funny story: Schools Renamed as Psychiatric Clinics

Lincoln High School in Bartonville, Nebraska has been officially renamed The Lincoln Center for Psychiatric Care. Citizens of Bartonville were astonished and 89 people showed up at a recent school board meeting to ask why. The clinic adminstrator (fo...

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Car Dealer Announces National Used Car Screening Day

Funny story: Car Dealer Announces National Used Car Screening Day

Bubba Motors, Oklahoma City's largest Oldsmobile dealer, held the first annual "National Used Car Screening Day" on September 29th. Bubba Johnson, proprietor, put the event together after reading about National "Depression" Sc...

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Russian Firm Introduces New Lower-Cost Treatment for Mental Disorders

Funny story: Russian Firm Introduces New Lower-Cost Treatment for Mental Disorders

Moscow-based health-care giant, Miasnikov Healtech, recently announced the public availability of BBT, an advanced lower-cost form of mental health treatment. Studies have shown that BBT is effective in reduction of symptoms of Clinical Depression, B...

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Psychiatrist Ousted for Curing Patients

Funny story: Psychiatrist Ousted for Curing Patients

Birmingham Psychiatrist Dr. Hiebold Moranis was recently stripped of his credentials and permanently banned from Psychiatric practice because of his record of curing patients rather than "treating" their symptoms. His actions were deemed contrary to...

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Psychiatric Drug Cartel Reveals Marketing Plan

Funny story: Psychiatric Drug Cartel Reveals Marketing Plan

In a surprising move, the Society of Mind-Altering Drugs Marketing Alliance National (MADMAN) publicly announced their past, present, and future marketing campaigns, which had remained a closely guarded industry secret for decades. The psychiatric dr...

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New Mental Disorder Found in Psychiatrists

Funny story: New Mental Disorder Found in Psychiatrists

Most mental disorders are found "by" psychiatrists. In an interesting revelation, a team at New York City's Ronald Reagan Centre for Liberal Culture has detected a new disorder "in" psychiatrists. The disorder, known as FHS, or Failure to Help Syndro...

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Group Urges Suicide Screening for Psychiatrists

Funny story: Group Urges Suicide Screening for Psychiatrists

The North Dakota chapter of Citizens for Common Sense today issued a call to action in hopes to curb the rampant suicide in the psychiatric industry. An alarming study has conclusively shown that psychiatrists have more than double the suicide rate o...

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Psychiatry Deemed a Religion in New Study

Funny story: Psychiatry Deemed a Religion in New Study

Researchers at Jakarta's renowned Hebrew University recently published a study conclusively proving that Psychiatry should be classified as a religion. The study consisted of a study of Psychiatric textbooks and journals (which will now be known as s...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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